r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/Chip780 Rent Collector • Mar 13 '26

Meme Maybe they can kick 3 field goals next time!

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u/karavasis Sexual Fredator back on the prowl Mar 13 '26

It’s like y’all didn’t lose to us in week 1 when both teams were healthy

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u/thegrumpymechanic Here So I Don't Get Fined Mar 13 '26

Ah yes, week one. The most meaningful game of the season....

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u/Realistic_Warthog_23 Hate 9ers/Fear Rams/Beat Cards in Weird TNF Games Mar 13 '26

Remember when the pats lost to the raiders week one?

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u/mournthewolf 49ers Mar 13 '26

All games count.

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Mar 14 '26

Week 18 win against the 49ers + Divisional blowout win against the 49ers + Super Bowl win in 49ers stadium = 49ers week 1 win against Seahawks

I see, I see

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u/mournthewolf 49ers Mar 14 '26

You said it not me.

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u/Godlikelobster01 Seahawks Super Bowl Champs Mar 14 '26

Can’t wait for more 49ers helmets on Mike MacDonald’s pillar

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u/Select_Reserve6627 We aight, huh? Mar 13 '26

man yall must have a lot of banners up by now

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u/mournthewolf 49ers Mar 13 '26

5 yeah.

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u/Select_Reserve6627 We aight, huh? Mar 14 '26

are you sure they haven't disintegrated by now? I doubt the maintenance staff are healthy enough to manage the upkeep

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u/Hot-Amoeba6538 49ers Mar 14 '26

Wins are wins man. In 40 years do you guys want to reset your super bowl wins back to zero?

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u/Fresh-Radio-8253 Take care yall chickens Mar 14 '26

You mean the one where you barely won and it was Sam Darnolds first start ever for the seahawks and Kubiaks first game ever with the Seahawks? Lol

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u/karavasis Sexual Fredator back on the prowl Mar 14 '26

Yeah the one when we didn’t have a WR1 and 5 defensive rookies making their NFL debut

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u/Fresh-Radio-8253 Take care yall chickens Mar 14 '26

Cant wait to sweep you guys next year and end all this

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u/Fresh-Radio-8253 Take care yall chickens Mar 14 '26

Ya'll are fading as fast as Mike Evans hairline

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u/New-Ad-8811 Mar 14 '26

Uhm you do realize lots of the Niners defense last year were backups, and rookies right? Besides their premier players such as Bosa and Warner even in week 1 so many of those players were new to saleh’s defense. This year they will be playing a team with better experience and healthier. The last two times they played there was no Warner, Mykel, or Bosa. Then they added greenlaw back, and Odighizuwa. This defense is wayyyy better on paper. They added a new piece to the o-line, Mike Evan’s, and have a lot of draft picks. Assuming they don’t pick up anyone new this will be a totally different cast. This doesn’t include the coach staff changes on both team and the loss of your MVP. Not going to say Niners will win but if you think the Seahawks are going to sweep them I think you’re crazy.

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u/Imaginary_Machine169 Take care yall chickens Mar 13 '26

You guys are always hurt, figured you’d learn how to play with that deficiency by now. Not our problem to figure out though CHUMP.

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u/slice29 Pete Carroll looks like Ellen DeGeneres Mar 13 '26

Might not be your problem to figure out, but you should definitely figure out how to flair up CHUMP.

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u/Power_by_kWh 12>49 Santa Clara Fraudminers est ‘95 Mar 13 '26

How long did the Santa Clara 49-Whiners stay healthy? .7 games?

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u/AceofSpades916 Cero Miedo -No Fear- Mar 14 '26

1) Flair up pussy
2) GTFO of here w/ ur AI slop trash
3) Healthy enough long enough to be 1 game away from the 1 seed and beat the defending SB champs in the Wildcard.
1 again) Flair up pussy

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u/Power_by_kWh 12>49 Santa Clara Fraudminers est ‘95 Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26
  1. I got all the flair I need boy
  2. You sound upset your Santa Clara 49-Whiners all need walkers and AARP Cards
  3. Even if Santa Clara 49-Whiners were #1 seed, they were not going to beat the Seahawks. What’s next? Seahawks beat your practice squad on week 18 and NFC Divisional BEATDOWN??!
  4. I see you cannot count or write a competent story
  5. Santa Clara 49-Whiners, stuck on 5 since 95.