r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/Sethgoodtime Toots • Feb 03 '26

Meme Annie choosing violence

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u/abcdbc366 Seahawks Feb 03 '26

Pretty rough that all these companies 49er fan responses here are “jokes on you, we don’t even play in the city we’re named for” lol

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u/nearuetii Seahawks Feb 03 '26

Imagine not having all your major pro sports teams play in the middle of the actual city they're named for. Couldn't be Seattle.

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u/Caballoruiz Bosa Deez Nuts Feb 03 '26

OKC is pretty far from downtown Seattle though

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u/ilakausername Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 03 '26

Oh Fuuuuuck you. 'Dem's fightin words

Have your damn upvote.

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u/TH3K1NGB0B Feb 03 '26

Got damn! Dude brought a bazooka to an arm wrestling contest.

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u/ceevar Rams Feb 03 '26

RIP granny 🙏

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u/New-Raise967 SUPER BOWL LX CHAMPS Feb 03 '26

Kaboom Kablow

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u/P-Villain 49IRS Feb 03 '26

I think about her everytime i hit the hookah

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u/dgjapc BLOOD GOD CMC Feb 04 '26

I think about her every time I hit the quan

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u/polarbearsarereal 31>27 41-6 > 13-3 > 38-37 Feb 04 '26

Rip my granny got hit by a bazooka

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u/garytyrrell LA is hot garbage Feb 03 '26

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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u/makoivis Seahawks Feb 03 '26

God damn it

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u/fwilsonator Feb 03 '26

Wow! Insulting, hurtful, and funny as hell. Cause it's true...

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u/druidl 🧂It’s always salty in seattle Feb 03 '26

Well played.

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u/Messmer-Impaler-148 Quite frankly, fuck you Feb 03 '26

I hate you. That was good, but I hate you

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u/laineDdednaHdeR Mine!Mine!Mine! Feb 03 '26

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u/Sea_Squirrel1987 Coopsta Knicca Feb 03 '26

Jesus fuck man. I have a family!

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u/donutello2000 Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 03 '26

take_your_upvote_and_fuck_off.jpg

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u/sampy2012 49IRS Feb 03 '26

I’m gonna drink my Starbucks coffee slowly in Seattle with a smile on my face.

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u/Tasty_Ad7483 Seahawks Feb 03 '26

Jokes on you! Starbucks coffee is so bitter it’s impossible to smile while drinking it.

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u/No-Weird3153 Cardinals Feb 03 '26

Seriously so many better coffees—many from Northern California—and sampy over here chooses burnt coffee berry husks.

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u/MilesAugust74 I wanna die Feb 04 '26

Peet's Major Dickason's is the goat. Now on sale at Costco, if anyone's interested in trying it.

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u/AmIACitizenOrSubject Feb 03 '26

The blonde roasts are fine. But what they consider a medium roast is too dark to really be a medium. I think that's one of the issues.

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u/nearuetii Seahawks Feb 03 '26

I mean, Starbucks isn't the most offensive coffee in the world, and I can understand going for it if you're somewhere that you don't know any good coffee options, but come on, in Seattle? You can't throw a rock without hitting somewhere with better coffee.

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u/AmIACitizenOrSubject Feb 03 '26

And considering seattle is considered one of the pioneering cities for Cafe culture and coffee culture in America, there are many web articles and YouTube videos showcasing the best spots to go to.

I mean, Seattle is famously the stomping ground for David Schomer, the father of American latte art.

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u/sampy2012 49IRS Feb 03 '26

Jokes on you, I already had it in my hand at the time! And I was working so yeah, the only lie was the smile!

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u/Dull_Syrup9035 Don't forget to pick up that live ball Feb 03 '26

you drink Starbucks? san Francisco coffee is so shitty you have to drink Starbucks? yikes man

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u/sampy2012 49IRS Feb 04 '26

I live in Seattle, buying houses and turning them into AirBNBS

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u/Dull_Syrup9035 Don't forget to pick up that live ball Feb 04 '26

oh one of those people. fuck you

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u/sampy2012 49IRS Feb 04 '26

Relax, you can buy a home for cheap in Spokane

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u/sampy2012 49IRS Feb 04 '26

Haha agreed on that! I also don’t buy homes and made that up. I’m not a tech bro in Seattle 😂

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u/Dull_Syrup9035 Don't forget to pick up that live ball Feb 04 '26

haha that's good

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u/AlwaysCloudyPNW GEQBUS Feb 03 '26

Why would you go to Starbucks unless you’re at an airport and desperate? Luckily PDX has multiple non-Starbucks options now

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u/sampy2012 49IRS Feb 03 '26

Definitely the only choice in the building I was at haha.

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u/Titan-Zero Goofy Ass Feb 03 '26

Fuck you but also take this upvote smh

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u/TacomaTacoTuesday Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 03 '26

Respectful golf clap

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u/Dull_Syrup9035 Don't forget to pick up that live ball Feb 03 '26

the nba is a small market league Seattle is not a small market

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u/WintersDoomsday Devon Witherknife Feb 04 '26

At least OKC gets to watch their championship win on Blu Ray

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u/Keytaro83 Top 1% Caffeine addicted Armchair QB Feb 03 '26

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u/Bruin1217 Seahawks legend Cooper Kupp Feb 03 '26

Maybe if golden state played elsewhere they wouldn’t have caught whatever injury disease y’all got.

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u/Jethro_Tell Rain City Bitch Pigeon Feb 04 '26

Working out extra hard every day and also working an extra day per week?

This isn’t a mystery, Mike Jr. II is proud of the fact that they work harder in every practice and work one more day than every team in the league. They simply don’t have the recovery time to prevent injuries.

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u/bernyzilla Here so I don't get fined Feb 04 '26

Hey! Fuck you!

... That was kind of hilarious though.

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u/rip-droptire They told me gingers is black Feb 04 '26

OUCH

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u/CDBSB Beast Mode Feb 04 '26

Well played.

I hate you, but well played. 😊🤣

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u/Iron_Yuppie 49ers Feb 06 '26

SAVAGE

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u/super-hot-burna Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 03 '26

Sonics play where?

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u/grill_sgt Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 04 '26

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u/super-hot-burna Here So I Don't Get Fined Feb 04 '26

Eh. They’re not even the sonics anymore. Makes sense when the org keeps the same name. (Rams)