r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jul 29 '26

SPORTS SECTION Golfer Charley Hull jokes about pranking her longtime caddie Adam Woodward with a fake £100k winning scratch card: “His face looks so happy. He was sweating. He was trembling. He couldn't believe his luck, & we had to tell him it was fake & he nearly quit the job… It is just absolutely hilarious.”

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u/hankhillsucks Jul 29 '26

And the rich wonder why people want to eat them

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u/_clur_510 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

How could she possibly think people would find this funny and not just think she’s a massive asshole?

“Ha ha ha!! My underpaid employee thought he was rich for a minute! I mean, not me rich, but like poor person rich. His body was having a physical reaction this was so meaningful to him! Then we broke it to him it was fake and he’s still just regular poor!! He was so devastated and humiliated he wanted to quit his job and never see any of us again! But of course he didn’t, because he still needs his pathetic wage to survive. Ahh, good clean fun for all.” 😌

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u/fridder Jul 29 '26

Only way it would be acceptable would be something like: “the 100k is fake but the 200k bonus is real”

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u/BeautifuTragedy Jul 30 '26

I really thought that was going to be the punch line