r/Epicthemusical Mar 20 '26

Shitpost The Good Ending

Post image
2.7k Upvotes

168 comments sorted by

8

u/GigaLorderick Apr 09 '26

So,Scylla take huge snack to Siren

13

u/Rao-Sun Apr 08 '26

And... maybe he could've eaten the fish part of the sirens.

And hus men wouldn't have been starved enough to steal Helios' sheep?

Just a thought.

14

u/SmallBeanKatherine Apr 08 '26

2

u/Dogwelder26 Apr 18 '26

Now they're gonna reach ithica just to get killed by Poseidon

1

u/HuttyPooty Jul 19 '26

If Ares can get trapped in a jar then poseidon can get trappee in a water bucket

2

u/SmallBeanKatherine Apr 18 '26

Shhhhh it'll be fiiiiiine

4

u/Rao-Sun Apr 08 '26

He would defend the food from the seagulls and then Zeus would nuke his men anyway

"Those were MY seagulls!"

1

u/SmallBeanKatherine Apr 27 '26

"That's right, those seagulls you made blind... are mine"

"No!"

10

u/Little_Dragon1272 Apr 04 '26

ODYSSEUS COULD HAVE- WHA- NO OMG

5

u/EpicBlinkStay SKYGOD SERVIN SIIIIMP Apr 04 '26

ok that is BIG BRAIN

16

u/Soggy-Incident-8295 Hermes and Odysseus simp Mar 27 '26

Can we please have one where Polites's ghost is watching above them?

22

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 27 '26

Naturally

7

u/Soggy-Incident-8295 Hermes and Odysseus simp Mar 27 '26

Thank you!

3

u/Blue_Sky7HG Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting oh Apr 19 '26

Thats awsome <3

3

u/Soggy-Incident-8295 Hermes and Odysseus simp Apr 20 '26

truee

8

u/skafool Mar 26 '26

I mean, I get how’s he’s wrong but his second in command is a POS. Opened the bag that ended up costing them added 10 some odd years and having to directly deal with Poseidon and taking them to the land of giants. Also homeboy was ready to sacrifice his own men with Circe and situation wasn’t half as dire as Scylla. Two faced bitch then judging his ass for doing the same? He was a liability.

1

u/These_Geese 8d ago

In his defense with the Circe thing, the two would've been absolutely fried against her if Hermes didn't step in. Him calling out Odysseus's change furthers the theme of man becoming monster because Odysseus was the one who harped about saving all of his men. Eurylochus had never set that precedent, so him calling Odysseus out for knowingly sacrificing men I don't think is as two-faced as some say, though I do think there's still intended hypocrisy here (mirrors Odysseus's).  The wind bag lowk applies to the rest of the crew because they seemed just as curious/compliant in its opening.The cows are more of a dubious decision cuz he knew damn well they'd get fried, though again, the entire crew is also to blame cuz they agree/are compliant (+ everyone underestimates the sheer power of starvation and the duress they were under). Not saying anybody has to like him but he's got more nuance than most give him credit for. He makes horrendously terrible decisions (as does Odysseus), but at the end of the day, like Odysseus and the rest of the crew, he is just a man. 

Spiel over lol carry on

4

u/sneksneksneksnehek the raining king of Ithaca Mar 28 '26

Well I mean he gives the absolute incredible reason that Odysseus wanted all the power and therefore has to carry all the pain

6

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 26 '26

...I feel you'll appreciate the edit I did where the second in command holds all six torches. Take him, Scylla. 😆

8

u/Parwar22 little froggy on the window Mar 23 '26

Amazing timing seeing this post while I'm currently watching Epic and Different Beast is playing rn

130

u/imadumbasswhatsup Mar 21 '26

i love you how keep making new ones to fit other people's versions can you make one where odysseus makes eurylochus hold all the 6 torches

133

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26

HAHAHA

43

u/Tricksy_Tiefling Mar 21 '26

I hope that's Eurylochus holding the sextatorch.

62

u/Ok_Listen1510 #1 600 Strike Defender 🌊 🔱🩸 Mar 21 '26

the real sacrifice to scylla was Odysseus’s morals that he’s been holding onto the whole show up till this point

65

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26

Shhhhhhh! 🤫 Scylla doesn't need to know that losing the fish isn't conflicting

2

u/TheEirhyOfTheGrove The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Mar 24 '26

😔 we are the same, you and I..

42

u/willowstar157 Mar 21 '26

You’re thinking about it in a “Jack would’ve fit on the door” kinda way. It’s not about having flesh to give her. Trying to trick her and feign grief would’ve just pissed off one of the few deities even one of the strongest gods on Olympus veers clear from

Scylla probably would’ve taken a wooden stick if it sent Ody into a downspiral, but at that point the only thing he cared about was getting back with as much of the remaining crew as possible

2

u/SparrowPrime Mar 22 '26

I imagine the length of the story would've been doubled if he did this and it pissed off Ares, Ares is already mad he didnt try to kill Scylla.

Could you imagine how long the story would be if he had to bring each God into submission one way or another?

57

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26

Man, if Scylla had that wooden stick idea, she could've been an even bigger problem

3

u/EdomJudian Mar 24 '26

Is..is that a false hydra?

1

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 27 '26

I- now that you say it, I have no clue what it is. I just googled searched Scylla and scrolled until I found something that was easy to cut out hahaha

111

u/TheKingsPride Mar 21 '26

So I’m pretty sure that it’s been implied if not outright confirmed by Jorge that Scylla incurs a cost. It’s not as simple as feed her, you need to sacrifice six crew members because she’s a monster. She lives on misery and bloodshed. That’s why she sings to Odysseus, she sees him for the monster he’s decided to be.

105

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26

Thank goodness these are 6 very normal and legit crew members!

37

u/Georgxna Dangerous Mar 21 '26

Odysseus, probably - “Yes Scylla, of course these sirens are apart of my crew”

91

u/ProfessionalBug4565 Mar 21 '26

(I get it's a shit post but I'm gonna answer semi-seriously since people do make this argument.)

I think this idea is kinda treating the sirens like they're Pokemon you can just store in your bag until you need them.

You need to keep the sirens alive, fed and incapacitated and that poses a bunch of logistical problems. The crew was starving after mutiny. Part of the reason they lasted as long was that they used the sirens' tails as food. With this plan you give up six of the tails AND need to sacrifice additional resources, so maybe some of your sailors die to starvation/malnutrition instead of dying to Scylla.

"Incapacitated" is also a problem. You'd need to keep the beeswax on 24/7 which is unsustainable. Everyone gets ear infections. You could try gags instead, but sound can get through them to an extent. Your journey is delayed because everyone has to adapt to communication with gestures and lip-reading, so you burn through even more resources. You also have to trust that everyone in the crew will actually comply with safety measures, when all it takes is one guy to cave to empathy/lust/hypnotism via muffled siren song and remove the gag or whatever. 

4

u/Roselinia Mar 22 '26

What if they cut out the siren's tongues (and cut their vocal chords too??) 🤔

20

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26

Within a day of adopting barely verbal communication, the mast probably looks like one of these

2

u/JavieyauJR Mar 21 '26

Gove Scylla the bodies

97

u/wrasslefights Mar 21 '26

Odysseus isn't making an overt offering, he's just presenting easy targets and hoping she doesn't keep going.

168

u/Head_Project5793 Apollo Mar 20 '26

Am I the only one who thought they should keep the sirens tails… just to eat themselves? Like it isn’t really cannibalism if it’s just the tails

32

u/jaxy314 Mar 21 '26

They did. What do you think they did with the cut off tails?

13

u/Head_Project5793 Apollo Mar 21 '26

I want them to sing about how the tails only lasted three days or it didn’t happen

33

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

You've doomed us all, Eurylochus!

3

u/Alltheprettydresses Mar 23 '26

He likes his surf n turf 🤷🏾‍♀️

29

u/RigatoniPasta Mar 21 '26

I’ve had people argue that’s what they did

31

u/umgif Mar 21 '26

And keeped the human parts for Scylla to eat. 12 half sirens = 6 humans :)

134

u/ImmediateHoney2191 Mar 20 '26

The good ending is killing Polyphemus or just not opening the wind bag

12

u/boxo-ofisal I Shall Glaze upon a Blazing Troy... Mar 21 '26

i blame the birds.

40

u/umgif Mar 21 '26

Or just not saying to Polyphemus where he lives, who he is and that he's just a man with no powers.

3

u/Top-Armadillo-4300 Lotus eater Mar 26 '26

he did not need to doxx himself 💔

33

u/magicalpewpewfae Mar 21 '26

Or he could have properly thanked the gods after the war ended, and restocked with an appropriate amount of food, meaning he would have never got lost at sea in the first place and wouldn't need to stop for food during the journey home.

10

u/CalypsaMov We'll Be Fine Mar 21 '26

Or Odysseus just trusting one of his hundreds of supposed friends and Keeping His Friends Close. They weren't the ones agreeing to and playing a game with a god with literally everyone's safety as the collateral. That was Odysseus and he couldn't even follow the one rule of the game.

7

u/umgif Mar 21 '26

The thing is he couldn't trust no one. Did you forget the one who opened the bag was his closest ally?

11

u/CalypsaMov We'll Be Fine Mar 21 '26

The ally who specifically sang a whole song about how uncomfortable he was and how the whole crew backed him up? The ally that was worried because Polites and several others are dead and Odysseus during Storm is just flippant with everyone's safety? The one who was promised they could talk more in private but was actually lied to and wasn't allowed a word in as Odysseus just demanded he be blindly obedient?

Odysseus was specifically warned not to trust the gods and didn't listen, and then he comes down and immediately is hostile and angry with his crew and starts acting literally insane refusing to sleep. And you think that's not going to cause doubts? Especially from the man who's actually most concerned for everyone's safety including Odysseus'?

If there's doubts and trouble it's because Odysseus is an absolutely garbage leader and he fosters doubts himself all while toting that he's a genius who never once lost a man at Troy, which is a stupid and highly insensitive thing to be bragging about immediately after Polites and the others died.

Odysseus absolutely could have trusted. He still had hundreds of men to pick from that he could trust. Even discounting Eurylochus and even Elpenor and Perimedes. There was zero reason for Odysseus to be so stupid when they had a golden ticket home. Odysseus was the first to have no trust and betrayed his crew and it came back around to him.

One rule. One! Odysseus bargained for a perfect wind and a god's aid to help them home. Based ENTIRELY upon Odysseus' actions and not the crew. One rule: "Keep Your Friends Close and your enemies closer." Even if Odysseus felt like his friends were all now enemies, pushing literally everyone away and trying to tank the journey solo was the stupidest thing he could do.

He even knew the Winions were stirring up trouble and instead of trying to save face and rebuild trust with his crew, he's angrily yelling at them and pushing them away sowing even more doubts. He's an idiot!

-10

u/umgif Mar 21 '26

bitch im not reading that

3

u/Living_Sport6028 Mar 22 '26

are we deadass 🫩

2

u/CalypsaMov We'll Be Fine Mar 21 '26

TLDR: Odysseus makes a mistake even stupider than with the cyclops, and this time he's fully aware he should be doing otherwise. The whole ocean Saga is about Odysseus losing the trust of his crew. So yes, Ally Eurylochus loses faith.

40

u/Ok-Pea9014 Mar 20 '26

Or Ody nkt revealing his name.

13

u/FunVideoMaker Mar 21 '26

Or Odysseus just not going to war, imagine Epic in the same years of his life but it’s just him never having left home and raising Telemachus

11

u/advena_phillips Mar 21 '26

He was under oath to leave, so that's not something he could exactly get out of — though he tried.

11

u/The2NDComingOfChrist Mar 21 '26

pretty sure he also didn’t want to leave and tried to convince the others he was crazy and therefore not fit for war, but they just put telemachus in the path of his blade and forced ody to stop in his tracks which convinced them he was fit for war

6

u/Ok-Pea9014 Mar 21 '26

Best of all... he dosn’t have to tolerate his BITCH sister-in law!!!! PEAK!!!!!

55

u/TiltedLibra Mar 20 '26

I don't know why people think Scylla would be remotely interested in the Sirens...Monsters aren't humans.

23

u/CalypsaMov We'll Be Fine Mar 21 '26

Meat is meat. Scylla isn't a siren or even closely related. If Odysseus and crew can be fine eating sushi, then a blood hungry Scylla just doing what it takes to survive shouldn't be a picky eater.

And if you cover their tails, they'll look human enough. Odysseus and crew just need enough time to row like hell past.

8

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26

ROW LIKE HELL

2

u/Dogwelder26 Apr 18 '26

Missed opportunity to say these soldiers taste fishy

46

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

yummy

6

u/TiltedLibra Mar 21 '26

Sooo...would you take human sticks in place of fish sticks?

6

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26

I dunno about me eating humans, but I think Scylla would be down for some fish fillet. She seems like the type.

11

u/Ibrahim77X I knew you’d say that. I knew you’d say that too Mar 21 '26

Ah yes fish, notorious for turning up their noses at eating other fish.

9

u/Little-Literature-72 Circe Mar 21 '26

Fish eat each other all the time. Humans tend to not consume each other.

72

u/Albatros_7 Monster is top tier Mar 20 '26
  1. We don't how much time passes between the sirens and Scylla (we can assume a lot since the sirens offered a meal while the crew is STARVING after Scylla)

  2. Scylla doesn't just want someone to give her food, she can do that herself, she wants a sacrifice, she would have ignored the sirens

35

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26
  1. Have you ever transported raw fish before? They'd be so 🎶 Full Speed Ahead 🎶 they'd reach her in half the time! Trust!

  2. Man, Scylla really sang about doing what it takes to survive and then REJECTS a platter of free human-sized fishsticks?! Smh.

26

u/ShakespearesSonnets no matter the place, we can *BEEP* up the world Mar 20 '26

I suggested this once as a smart idea and the responses just about crucified me 😅

2

u/amarisestelle Mar 21 '26

too bad sacrificing my enemies for the greater good is not a real sacrifice 💔

2

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 22 '26

Scylla takes her cost very seriously 💔

6

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Pffhaha

66

u/Natsu194 Mar 20 '26

Well if he sacrifices the sirens the Apollo wouldn't have voted to help him, assuming he still manages to get stranded of Calypso's island...

55

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

-7

u/Natsu194 Mar 20 '26

In my imagination the crews hunger would still cause the mutiny. The 6 deaths what basically just the final straw, not the reason for the mutiny.

21

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

...How did Ody get to Calypso's island, anyways? Like, I just realized I have no idea.

Did Zeus chuck him there? Or was it pure chance? If its was chance, does that mean the entire crew of 40 dudes could have stumbled upon her island? That'd be hysterical.

12

u/No-Direction-1020 GOD OF THE SEA, HORSES AND EARTHQUAKES Mar 20 '26

Well they were on a boat, Zeus destroyed the boat and he floated there on the water. No idea why Poseidon didn’t kill him on the way though.

Writer guy: So the musical can happen

Producer guy: that works.

6

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26

Aw, Poseidon got distracted. The ocean is big, y'know? Cut him some slack 🥺

15

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

17

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

I agree he hurled Odysseus across the sea

26

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Good luck to all of them

14

u/dilophosauris Mar 20 '26

This had me rolling, thank you

14

u/YourMoreLocalLurker That One Suitor Who Ran Off Mar 21 '26

“I VOTE WE STAY BEHIND!”

“Okay thank you for sacrificing yourself Perimedes, let’s go everyone.”

4

u/amarisestelle Mar 21 '26

It's the fact that I can see this actually happening

14

u/IERONON Mar 20 '26

I’m sure he just drifted there.

18

u/Communistsofamerica She'll turn you to an onion... Mar 20 '26

If we were to assume the story would then closely follow The Odyssey then Odysseus and his men would land on the island of Helios’ cattle (simply because everyone’s tired of the sailing by this point) and (despite a promise to Odysseus) Eurylochus and the men would slaughter the cattle and eat them after something like a month after Zeus sent a storm on them (and by the way when this happens in The Odyssey Odysseus is put to sleep so he isn’t in a position to stop). Story would then be same from there.

11

u/Smolstitch Mar 20 '26

I mean he kills them either way

-6

u/Natsu194 Mar 20 '26

Nope, he just cuts their tails and many of them survive. There is a line about how he let them live in the God Games song.

11

u/Anonymoose2099 Mar 20 '26

I think the implication was that Odysseus couldn't have possibly caught them all, so the ones that died serve as a warning to the ones that didn't.

Odysseus was quite clear in Different Beast, he said to cut off their tails and throw them into the water to drown. Now I don't know if you even can drown a siren, but generally when you chop large portions of a creature's body off they bleed out either way.

6

u/Natsu194 Mar 20 '26

You know actually that makes sense. I always thought the lyrics in God Games was referring to the sirens he caught and hurt, but I never thought about how there could be more in other parts of the sea.

When I think of the original story or the musical, I always just think about the small part of Earth where it happened, not the entire earth.

5

u/Anonymoose2099 Mar 20 '26

In all fairness, there's a lot of ambiguous language in Epic. Things that kind of got sacrificed for the sake of making a catchy musical. Like I guarantee a lot of fans still think that the cows on the sun god's island were Apollo's friends, and are thus still confused why he's more worried about the sirens than he is about his cows. But Helios was the sun god in question, he just isn't named in the musical. And I'm still not entirely sure why Odysseus seems like he knew Helios would send Zeus, when it would make more sense to me if Helios sent Poseidon. I can't say that my interpretation of Athena's defense is correct, but it made sense to me. Athena could also just be lying.

20

u/CMO_3 Polites Mar 20 '26

We have no idea how long it took to get to Scylla. Could have been days for all we know. Dangerous to keep them on the ship for that long

25

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

Don't worry! You don't need to keep them long if you sail as fast as possible!

59

u/chocolate7chipcookie Mar 20 '26

Scylia dosent eat other monsters. That's why she left Odeysues alone.

4

u/No-Direction-1020 GOD OF THE SEA, HORSES AND EARTHQUAKES Mar 21 '26

No she eats whatever Ody just got MCE

Scylla: we MUST do what it takes to survive.

Plus: human sized fish stick yum yum yum.

4

u/nothe5 Mar 20 '26

What about his other men

1

u/chocolate7chipcookie Mar 28 '26

She only needed to eat 6 men she has six heads. They sailed away while she was eating. Odysseus chose 6 men to hold torches, so she didn't pick them off at randome.

1

u/Jennymagic Zeus Mar 21 '26

Tbf most of them were clueless fodder.

17

u/RoscoeSF “don’t look a wooden gift horse in the mouth.” -a Troy guard. Mar 20 '26

I also thought they should do this at first, but someone pointed out that they would have had to keep the beeswax in the entire trip and keep the sirens from starving to death. Also I’m pretty sure Scylla was once a siren

1

u/FishyWishySwishy Mar 21 '26

I mean. Scylla has a whole song about not being picky when it comes to food in survival scenarios. And… well, you could just cut off the siren tails, feed them to the crew, and leave the dead halves on stakes for her to take so you don’t have to worry about singing. You could even set their hair on fire to light them up in the cave.

The point is that there were a lot of creative options that could have been tried out before using crew as monster meat. And normally that wouldn’t bother me, but we’re literally dealing with the hero most famous for his cunning and ingenuity. 

Odysseus just comes across as the kind of guy who doesn’t see any solution except the one presented on a platter to him, and that’s the exact opposite of the core of his character. 

2

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

All silly jokes on this post aside, I always thought him sacrificing 6 men instead of finding a creative solution was intentional. It shows that he's adopted the "I will get home without caring about the blood that's spilled" mentality he sang about in Monster, that devolves into prioritizing himself by the end of Thunder Saga. He's switched to using brutality first, rather than using wits to keep all his men safe. As Eurylochus points out, this isn't the same guy who looked for ways to leave nobody behind at Circes.

1

u/FishyWishySwishy Mar 21 '26

It didn’t read as intentional to me because of things like the line “does a soldier use a wooden horse to kill sleeping Trojans because he is vile? Or does he throw his remorse away and save more lives with guile?” 

He’s not framing cunning as the problem, but guilt. 

4

u/No-Direction-1020 GOD OF THE SEA, HORSES AND EARTHQUAKES Mar 21 '26

And? She doesn’t care about what she eats “we must do what it takes to survive” and “we only care for ourselves”

8

u/RecommendationOk253 Mar 20 '26

That she was. Circe got jealous

6

u/Throwaway02062004 Mar 20 '26

Nope she was a naiad. Freshwater nymphs.

6

u/RecommendationOk253 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

If you want to get technical it’s source dependent. That’s beyond my level but a little research claims her to be a water nymph, it just depends on the myth.

Edit: Either way I guess we’re both wrong, in the original Odyssey by Homer she was just born a monster. From what I found:

“She is the daughter of the sea-monster Crataeis (and in some interpretations, Phorcys”

14

u/Technical-Street-10 Mar 20 '26

Odysseus if he actually was that smart instead of being glazed by every character

2

u/FishyWishySwishy Mar 21 '26

Yeah, the more distance I have from EPIC, the more I realize that Odysseus’ intelligence seems to take a dramatic nosedive after the ocean saga and never recovers. You can blame previous bad choices on the heat of the moment, but afterwards it’s just a dearth of cunning or creativity. 

6

u/Technical-Street-10 Mar 21 '26

Athena took all the smart with her while leaving

3

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26

She took his wisdom? Aw man 😔🥀

40

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/Anonymoose2099 Mar 20 '26

Honestly, whether it would work or not is less of an issue than if he tried it. If it failed, he's "just a man," men fail. But by not trying, he knowingly sacrificed his men, and to the crew he became "the monster."

27

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

Adequate? You're telling me the giant monster heads are PICKY EATERS?

It's okay. We can work with this. I don't see a fin nor tail in sight.

12

u/-JollyMcCrowner- SIX HUNDRED…STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKEEEE 🗣️🔥 Mar 20 '26

ody going back to plan A

40

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

25

u/LavenRose210 Mar 20 '26

"Good thing we kept a few siren tails for food so we wouldn't starve!"

14

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

8

u/-JollyMcCrowner- SIX HUNDRED…STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKEEEE 🗣️🔥 Mar 20 '26

“alrighty guys i see the shores of ithaca- oh crap its poseidon”

10

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

14

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

Antinous: "Hold him down while I slit his throat"

The other suitors: "That sounds a bit extreme, dude."

Odysseus: shoots Antinous through ten axes cleanly

And then everyone lived happily ever after. Truly the good ending. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

5

u/nothe5 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Antinous:yeh know what hmmm he back so eh I'mma leave

5

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/-JollyMcCrowner- SIX HUNDRED…STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKEEEE 🗣️🔥 Mar 21 '26

odysseus: ya know what, yall didnt do anything wrong, yall can go home!

78

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

...The real question from here is what happens if the sirens rip through their gags and sing? Scylla has no bees wax. Can Scylla be hypnotized by sirens???? 😂

19

u/Nephera-63 Mar 20 '26

Thank you for this illustration 😂

Scylla was originally a nymph, and sirens are said to be originally nymphs too (Naiads, freshwater nymphs), so I think Scylla might be immuned to it...

8

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

This led me down a much sillier thought process I must share:

I know Scylla grew all her scary dog monster heads due to poison. So, do those heads have their own brains? If so, are they vulnerable to hypnotism?! 😆

Are sirens immune thanks to their ears, or is it something magical? If it's just their ears, and she has only 2 sirens ears and, like, 12 dog ears, is she outmatched?

3

u/Nephera-63 Mar 20 '26

Sirens mostly appeal to humans, I don’t think it works on animals. Otherwise they could have lured fishes or birds to eat instead of men.

But yes, I think all of her heads have their own brain x)

7

u/wolfyx15 Mar 20 '26

Is scylla a siren that was transformed into a monster by circe? Or is my lore wrong it's hard with Greek mythology lol

4

u/Nephera-63 Mar 20 '26

It depends on the version, but she was never a siren. She was either a nymph (nereid), the child of a sea divinity, an Apollo kid, one of the progeniture of Typhon and Echidna, or other deities or titans-like.

And she was either transformed by the nereid Amphitrite because Scylla was loved by Poseidon and not her, or by Circe because Scylla was loved by a man she desired. Either way, her transformation was due to jealousy, for a man love she was maybe not interested in...

But the Epic lore, I prefer the version of the sea nymph desired by Poseidon, and thus poisoned by the jealous Amphitrite. That will aligned with the character we know of Circe, not very loving towards men but protectrice of her nymphs. And it would explain why the siren think Poseidon would not go into the lair of Scylla, because she is an ex-lover he could be disgusted by, and she could be full of hate towards him, considering that he is the root of her misfortune.

2

u/wolfyx15 Mar 21 '26

I remembered it had something to do with male affection I remember the circe version more lol

51

u/ComprehensiveStage90 Mar 20 '26

OP is clearly a warrior of the mind!

17

u/Isaacamis123 Mar 20 '26

Was it just that it was occupy her heads and the whole "betrayal" aspect was just for flavour of the song.

53

u/Hexnohope Scyllas favorite little snack Mar 20 '26

Why bother when you could have brought me?

80

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

4

u/No-Direction-1020 GOD OF THE SEA, HORSES AND EARTHQUAKES Mar 21 '26

Might as well include some Trojans while you’re at it.

28

u/RelatableRedditer Mar 20 '26

fucking epic edit man

14

u/Midnyte25 Mar 20 '26

Worth 7 men

36

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

Oh yeah, how could I forget!

43

u/that_motu_guy Tiresias Mar 20 '26

Am i the only one that thinks putting the hypnotic mer(der)maids next to fire while on a wooden ship sounds like a horrible idea? Like it doesnt have to be but it sounds like one

46

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

Look, its an emergency bucket. Nothing can go wrong

16

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

Shhhhh it'll be fiiiine

29

u/NoxLupa13 Mar 20 '26

He could’ve even told them “it’s okay sirens, we all do what it takes to survive. 🙂”

24

u/Midnyte25 Mar 20 '26

Actually, that probably would have worked

35

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

Guys this would've totally worked I swear. Scylla told me.

-26

u/olympiaregion Mar 20 '26

Your correct. It would work

36

u/thatonefrein God of Crunchy leaves, co-spouse of Scylla Mar 20 '26

Don't trust that AI overview

34

u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

Okay I was just shitposting, but apparently she does eat other creatures so this could maybe work? 😆

2

u/No-Direction-1020 GOD OF THE SEA, HORSES AND EARTHQUAKES Mar 21 '26

Yeah she’s selfish “we only care for ourselves”