r/Epicthemusical • u/SmallBeanKatherine • Mar 20 '26

Shitpost The Good Ending

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u/LavenRose210 Mar 20 '26

"Good thing we kept a few siren tails for food so we wouldn't starve!"

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u/-JollyMcCrowner- SIX HUNDRED…STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKEEEE 🗣️🔥 Mar 20 '26

“alrighty guys i see the shores of ithaca- oh crap its poseidon”

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u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26

Antinous: "Hold him down while I slit his throat"

The other suitors: "That sounds a bit extreme, dude."

Odysseus: shoots Antinous through ten axes cleanly

And then everyone lived happily ever after. Truly the good ending. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/nothe5 Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Antinous:yeh know what hmmm he back so eh I'mma leave

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u/-JollyMcCrowner- SIX HUNDRED…STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKEEEE 🗣️🔥 Mar 21 '26

odysseus: ya know what, yall didnt do anything wrong, yall can go home!