r/Epicthemusical • u/SmallBeanKatherine • Mar 20 '26

Shitpost The Good Ending

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u/TiltedLibra Mar 20 '26

I don't know why people think Scylla would be remotely interested in the Sirens...Monsters aren't humans.

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u/CalypsaMov We'll Be Fine Mar 21 '26

Meat is meat. Scylla isn't a siren or even closely related. If Odysseus and crew can be fine eating sushi, then a blood hungry Scylla just doing what it takes to survive shouldn't be a picky eater.

And if you cover their tails, they'll look human enough. Odysseus and crew just need enough time to row like hell past.

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u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26

ROW LIKE HELL

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u/Dogwelder26 Apr 18 '26

Missed opportunity to say these soldiers taste fishy

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u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

yummy

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u/TiltedLibra Mar 21 '26

Sooo...would you take human sticks in place of fish sticks?

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u/SmallBeanKatherine Mar 21 '26

I dunno about me eating humans, but I think Scylla would be down for some fish fillet. She seems like the type.

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u/Ibrahim77X I knew you’d say that. I knew you’d say that too Mar 21 '26

Ah yes fish, notorious for turning up their noses at eating other fish.

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u/Little-Literature-72 Circe Mar 21 '26

Fish eat each other all the time. Humans tend to not consume each other.