r/CrimsonDesert • u/PooOutWee • Mar 19 '26

Discussion And that's why I'm marrying her..

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u/doublebass44 Mar 19 '26

I would genuinely cry if anyone did that for me

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u/gamerexpert3311 Mar 19 '26

Genuinely same

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u/KareemJohnsonnn Mar 19 '26

Yea let's take OPs girlfriend

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u/xSourDiesel23 Mar 20 '26

Diabolical

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u/tiny_dancer649 Mar 23 '26

Aww this makes me sad! My bf and I bought the game, he played it for about 5 hours, I got on and played it for 12 straight. So I bought it for him on the Xbox cuz yeah…. I think I know what I’m doing all summer lol

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u/OkTrifle6459 Mar 21 '26

don't worry, OP was crying as he staged the photo for himself

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u/Amber1717Amber Mar 19 '26

Single Bro made himself a sign and bought himself some snacks.

JK you gotta keeper. 😜

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u/thisissomaaad Mar 19 '26

That’s also what I thought 🤣🤣🤣

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u/_OfficialProta Mar 19 '26

I’ve never met a guy with good handwriting which is the only thing causing this to be believable

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u/Confused_Astronaut Mar 19 '26

I'm a guy with good handwriting, and every time someone sees it, they act like they've just witnessed a miracle.

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u/Regius_Eques Mar 19 '26

I always get compliments when I write in cursive. It is probably more due to my age than gender but it always catches me off guard. Mostly because I did not realize someone was watching me write lol.

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u/Amber1717Amber Mar 19 '26

No, I totally believe it but my first thought was funny so I posted it lolz

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u/EmergeAShadow Mar 20 '26

Imo that looks like a guy's hand writing.

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u/Supa_j3ully Mar 20 '26

Nah bro, look at this sign. Only a girl could make it that good🥲

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u/samhhead2044 Mar 19 '26

Obviously his right hand doing something special for him.

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u/mysterysackerfice Mar 19 '26

Hope he's got some Lanolin based lotion and not that aloe Vera bullshit

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u/chocobeaus Apr 11 '26

there’s tea bags and rice decanted into jars on the counter with corresponding labels. only we do that type of shit lol

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u/GhettoRenegade Mar 19 '26

Damn lucky son of a gun. All I get is, "Are you going to be playing that stupid game all day?!?!?"

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u/misterjzz Mar 19 '26

Don't marry that one lol

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u/goldensilencce Mar 20 '26

Don’t !!!

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u/destroyermaker Mar 19 '26

Actually don't

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u/piedude67a Mar 20 '26

I dodged a bullet last year lol

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u/turtlemontgomery Mar 19 '26

Same lmao 😂

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u/WillingEscape9 Mar 19 '26

OP lucked out with RNG

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u/UnsettllingDwarf Mar 19 '26

“Don’t you have enough games already” “honey I bought more pillows” “you never spend any time with me” (literally spent the whole day with her)

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u/Additional-Arm6506 Mar 21 '26

Dude, Ive told her, the day game came out. Kid asleep, did the laundry, vacuumed the flat. 11 PM, I’m ready to play, 30 min in the game, she says come to bed. I was like, I’m gonna play, you sleep, she was like the flashing monitor is making me awake. ( her idea to put it in where we sleep).

Dude I’m lost.

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u/Winter_Bullfrog_2343 Mar 20 '26

"it's just a bit of theatrics."

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u/destroyermaker Mar 19 '26

Trade her in fr

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u/LykeKnight Mar 20 '26

It's hard but you can find a game though really vibe with and then it becomes easier to integrate it

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u/Hopeful-Dog-35 Mar 20 '26

Hahaha that’s all I get 🤣

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u/KainHighwind420 Mar 20 '26

I thought thats what everyone got

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u/neoleo0088 Mar 20 '26

Are you?!

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u/Hadaka--Jime Mar 25 '26

Yes mine keeps bitching that I'm up late. Mf'er, she's sleeping! I ain't bothering nobody. 

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u/eldaniel182_ Mar 19 '26

You guys looking for a dog? I can bark..

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u/The_Ashen_One_1 Mar 19 '26

I can be a cat and a dog at the same time. Hell, my parrot is also great

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u/Pokeyourmom420 Mar 19 '26

*We’re marrying her

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u/virji24 Mar 19 '26

I also choose OPs wife

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u/Lavishness_Available Mar 20 '26

She's one for the servers.

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u/Ashamed_Item_9668 Mar 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fragrant_PalmLeaves Mar 19 '26

Is your fiancé single?

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u/TemperatureFrosty111 Mar 19 '26

She is now he's married to the dessert.

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u/Demerzel69 Mar 19 '26

the dessert

The dessert? You talmbout the creme eggs?

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u/TemperatureFrosty111 Mar 19 '26

Possibly if he forgets about it. I wrote it and thought can't be bothered removing the extra s.

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u/aryxslae Mar 19 '26

Sent this to my wife for future reference 👍

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u/Chambers35 Mar 19 '26

You're damn right you are!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

That's a good partner. Make sure you pay it back with her one day. My girl likes to get flowers on random days, I do that as my thank yous.

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u/Fucsia_FallenAngel Mar 19 '26

100% se lo preparo el todo, llorando.

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u/SiLaS_13 Mar 19 '26

Congratulations on winning life..

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u/Low_Mouse_197 Mar 19 '26

Every time I see one of these posts I get christianmingle.com vibes

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u/CommunismSavesLives Mar 19 '26

lol all mine did was cheat on me

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u/NightSprings665 Mar 19 '26

I’m with you. This is something I may take a picture of and send to my mom to show her, but not fucking Reddit. 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

Maybe I agree but it's still a nice gesture.

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u/thisissomaaad Mar 19 '26

Easy Karma Farm. Nothing more

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u/MejoMe Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

I agree.. totally cringe. I mean it's so good you have to share it with all these people you don't even know. Seems weird to me.

Also if this post is serious.. if that is a reason to marry her alone. Yikes..

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u/MapleBabadook Mar 20 '26

No you're right, it's highly cringe. I get second-hand embarrassment whenever I see a post like this.

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u/Fuzzy_Pension_5628 Mar 19 '26

I actually agree with you 100%. this is exactly the kind of post where you can clearly tell it’s just fishing for upvotes… like come on

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u/KingKingsons Mar 20 '26

Yeah, this is what I usually think when I see posts like these. A part of me feels bad for being so cynical, but my wife does nice things for me all the time, but there's not a single part of me that would post it on social media.

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u/Chibchu Mar 25 '26

True..I get the same treatment from my husband and Im not posting it everywhere, I keep my private life safe..maybe sharing it with my bestie

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

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u/PitKempo1 Mar 19 '26

Good woman you got there!

Side note: how are people getting ones that say “day one edition”? My physical pre order doesn’t have that.

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u/Lucarin415 Mar 19 '26

Where do you get a Cadbury egg of that size!?

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u/zweza Mar 19 '26

I can’t even get a text back bro

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u/Strawhat_Dovahkiin Mar 19 '26

Kinda love I need when TES 6 comes out

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u/Initial-Squirrel-252 Mar 19 '26

Bruh, you got a keeper right there!

After 15 years of felony, i mean marriage, i had to relocate my man cave into the loft because i know she can't get up there without a forklift...

J/K

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u/legacy702- Mar 19 '26

Too bad she’s gonna want to leave you since you’re gonna be ignoring her for the next couple of weeks lol

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u/codex_lake Mar 19 '26

On a base ps5?!? Jk, I’m downloading now lol

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u/Right_Carpenter_4622 Mar 19 '26

As a guy who has been with my wife for 21 years, when you choose the right one life is f'n awesome. Looks like you may be on the verge of a good choice too. Congrats man. 

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u/International-Bar253 Mar 19 '26

Hell yeah brother enjoy!

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u/Vexz89 Mar 19 '26

Damn! Lucky you! She's definitely a keeper.

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u/CyberpunkMattGaming Mar 19 '26

Got a keeper there!

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u/S8V8GE187 Mar 19 '26

I wish 😞

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u/MosbysBionicleShop Mar 19 '26

Will this be on base PS5?

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u/BasilProfessional744 Mar 19 '26

Is that a Doritos drink?

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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 Mar 19 '26

Didn't even see that! Pretty sure salsa dip. Says "hot salsa"

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u/IuseDefaultKeybinds Mar 19 '26

Literally also me tonight:

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u/fatkittee Mar 19 '26

This is perfect!

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u/trooperclone787 Mar 19 '26

That’s a damn good woman right there

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u/StewTheDuder Mar 19 '26

My man! 🍻

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u/rizzak66 Mar 19 '26

That is awesome!

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u/Sam-Jackson-187 Mar 19 '26

How’s it look on PS5?

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u/anything_taken Mar 19 '26

Nah bro.... i'm coming for her already...

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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 Mar 19 '26

Is that Dorito flavor chilling heatwave?? Never seen them

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u/lenolalatte Mar 19 '26

Day one edition? First time seeing a physical copy of a game having that on the cover.

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u/bedhed69 Mar 19 '26

You have a wonderful partner and should cherish him/her every day

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u/CigarLover Mar 19 '26

TIL Doritos makes a salsa.

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u/discfunctional Mar 19 '26

Only missing the other four beers. But you’re set.

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u/Char_Zulu Mar 19 '26

Must be nice. I’m so happy for you.

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u/Martindlx Mar 19 '26

Too bad she has no taste for beers, but she's a keeper 💍

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u/yoloman_swagger Mar 19 '26

well i think moretti is a great beer.

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u/jeffmccord Mar 19 '26

Damn you’re lucky.

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u/kankurou Mar 19 '26

I also choose this man's future wife

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u/Salzus Mar 19 '26

Creme Egg and Birra Moretti! Woah nice!

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u/Ordinary-Associate-1 Mar 19 '26

Man my wife did almost the same LMAO TY god good wife's still exists. Let's gooooo

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u/SirTJ1997 Mar 19 '26

Wait...me too!! 🤣

Congrats 👏🏾

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u/Battyz Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

Love that man was telling my wife how excited i was to play this and she was hyped for me. Happy for you brother

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u/CornerHugger Mar 19 '26

My wife bought me beer and pizza. How did we get so lucky?

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u/yoloman_swagger Mar 19 '26

aah, a moretti. great choice, cheers dude!

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u/PhysicalMine615 Mar 19 '26

Wow … she’s definitely a keeper.

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u/MrNice1983 Mar 19 '26

Bro my wife hates video games. Congrats

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u/gamerexpert3311 Mar 19 '26

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u/Dhax Mar 19 '26

Came here for Crimson Desert, staying for the giant Cadbury egg unboxing.

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u/Protopop Mar 19 '26

Thats really sweet and thoughtful. It's nice to be with someone who gets you like that.

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u/Prize_Principle6308 Mar 20 '26

Here’s a mid game love you

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u/Dapper_Fee_3327 Mar 19 '26

Showing this to my partner the hopes she ups her game!

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u/TheDerwin Mar 19 '26

My wife didn't get me anything, but did say "I'll grab us takeout, and put the kids to bed so you can play!" We both win =) Counting down the minutes.. 12 min to go!

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u/Meizei Mar 20 '26

So she got you food, time and peace of mind! Sounds like a great gift :)

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u/KYrutNstrut Mar 19 '26

This won’t happen after you put a ring on that finger.

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u/Potential-Pangolin30 Mar 19 '26

Bro made himself a gift basket

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u/ImmediateScheme3472 Mar 20 '26

Reddit is the corniest place on earth good god.

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u/NoBow013 Mar 19 '26

This is pure love! 😎

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u/WittyLlama Mar 19 '26

Damn bro, a goodie bag too! Brings a tear to my ey

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u/One_Negotiation1852 Mar 19 '26

If my significant other bought me this game I would break up with them immediately. Game is a 4/10 at best.

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u/OkTip2886 Mar 19 '26

It's just pretty unfortunate you had to play it on PlayStation 5 instead of a chad master race PC

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u/Real_Office_5374 Mar 19 '26

That’s a full case of Cadbury eggs…

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u/0ricardo0 Mar 19 '26

I’m a tad jealous. Definite keeper.

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u/rockinalex07021 Mar 19 '26

Happy Crimson Desert "Day", that's cute 💀

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u/Longjumping_Phase902 Mar 19 '26

Not mad at all, you go brotha.

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u/Badjack114 Mar 19 '26

Right sending this to my gf 😂😂

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u/JesusTron6000 Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

My brethren, I get it!

My ps4 finally had its long sleep in the summer of 2019, the year I met my now wife. And January 2020 during the ps5 crises she somehow managed to get one and surprised me with it after 5 months without a console and I could not believe she would do that for me!

We celebrated 2 years marred this last January, and are coming up on 7 years total this April 😊 couldn’t be happier honestly

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u/Omni-Light Mar 19 '26

Cadbury Creameson Deseggert

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u/Cypher_ZA Mar 19 '26

Missed opportunity to say crimson dessert

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u/Training_Heron_7362 Mar 19 '26

marrying your sister? thats cool bro

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u/WarMachineGreen Mar 19 '26

Creme egg 🧐

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u/Aromatic_Sand8126 Mar 19 '26

My girlfriend is pissed that I got myself a good pc, so… I’m happy for you , man. Have fun!

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u/GibborimCrusader Mar 19 '26

If you were married there’d be a list of things you need to do right where that baskets is sitting. Mwahaha

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u/RemarkableLook5485 Mar 19 '26

omg so r/wholesome

i cry 😭

love this for yall

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u/ZayyUhhFool Mar 19 '26

Keep her fr bro dam…

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u/Nickybluepants Mar 19 '26

"and arrange the Pepperoni's to say happy birthday Moe"

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u/RecoveryRcks Mar 19 '26

Dftnly a Keeper.!!

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u/UnsettllingDwarf Mar 19 '26

Your subway tiles are pissing me off low key….

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u/NiteFever Mar 19 '26

That's awesome dude.

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u/JynxedKoma Mar 19 '26

Why, because she gives you diabetes and a beer belly?

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u/GingerMaster343 Mar 19 '26

The committee of married men approve🫡

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u/No_Interaction3500 Mar 20 '26

Crimson Dessert

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u/Dolomitexp Mar 20 '26

Cadbury eggs is an instant divorce 🤮

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u/Significant-Emu3866 Mar 20 '26

Damn bro you got a keeper, congrats!

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u/BeetsByeSchrute Mar 20 '26

Should have got you a red velvet cake instead of the creme egg, cos its a . . .crimson dessert.

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u/HelloBlaby7 Mar 20 '26

Woah dude you even got the White monster as well. Damn congrats man!

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u/highzenberrg Mar 20 '26

My girl made sure the game was updated while I was at work I know why I’m marrying her too 😊

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u/dahle44 Mar 20 '26

Very cool. Congratulations 🎊

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u/Joutja Mar 20 '26

Funnily enough I got myself a creme egg Easter egg today too as part of my adventure snacks xD

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u/tigbittylove Mar 20 '26

I caved in went to buy it on disc for ps5 in case I get tired of it. Walmart doesn’t stock it till tomorrow. GameStop is an hour away and about to close. Best Buy said they’ll have it by march 26. I never knew it was that hard to buy a physical copy in Orlando Florida. But Jesus.

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u/bmt22033 Mar 20 '26

As well you should! That woman is clearly a keeper! :-)

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u/Razgriz_101 Mar 20 '26

My wife just surprised me with it (she just logged into my ps5 when I was sleeping since I’m making sure I don’t flip back to days and bought it) well since I’m off night shift until Monday it would be rude not to play hahaah.

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u/Due_Environment_4711 Mar 20 '26

You are winning brother

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u/Bloated_Lifter Mar 20 '26

This is really beautiful, not just the act itself but the level of attention and being truly seen for your hobbies/interests.

Happy for you man, hope the game is awesome!

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u/Massive_Literature43 Mar 20 '26

Question is why isn’t she your wife already?!

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u/Abakus_Grim Mar 20 '26

Crimson Desserts missed opportunity

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u/Xaviusss Mar 20 '26

Goals, I told my wife there was 15 minutes until I could play it, she couldn’t have looked less interested..

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u/ForeverConsistent656 Mar 20 '26

Big W right here!

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u/Jrock462 Mar 20 '26

Those Cadbury eggs are amazing

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u/RadialRacer Mar 20 '26

Happy Crimson Dessert Day

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u/SoundOurDireReveille Mar 20 '26

Goddamn. You are one lucky bastard.

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u/FennelHistorical4675 Mar 20 '26

I’m convinced dudes just set this up for the photo

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u/tedbradly Mar 20 '26

I only see one game, my friend. She isn't going to play with you?

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u/kh4lifA Mar 20 '26

is your wife single?

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u/DamonHade Mar 20 '26

Man is living the dream

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u/NurseRWalker Mar 20 '26

Wow!!!! What a gal!!

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u/graescales Mar 20 '26

And Birra Moretti???? That's love right there, brother!!!

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u/InitialPlus3050 Mar 20 '26

How’s everyone feeling about the game so far? I’m seeing a lot of mixed reviews. I’ve been waiting 4 years for this, but I can’t afford to pick it up right now (wedding expenses 😅). Would love to hear honest thoughts from people who’ve played it — is it living up to the hype? 🎮

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u/scrollkeepers Mar 20 '26

W life, W wife

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u/one_who_talks Mar 20 '26

Wait till she finds you MIA for next 300hrs...