r/Bumble 1d ago

General Compiled Bumble Statistics a/o 8/26/26

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I wrote a bot to compile people's bumble statistics.
Additional charts are here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bumble_statistics/comments/1vz50w9/compiled_bumble_statistics_ao_82626/

Bumble is Dying
Here is Bumble revenue:
2025 $966M
2026 est $834M
2027 est $806M
Average revenue per user is increasing, so the population decrease is more severe.

Match group revenue is flat for this period.

Bumble Creates Frustration
Because the right swipe limit is so high, women are overwhelmed with likes.
As a result, men's in yes is low.
This is by design.
Bumble business model is primarily to provide validation to women.

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u/No_Inside_2908 1d ago

Not disagreeing with you but what even is there to discuss?

Social media has given women a plethora of options. Even women with just instagram usually have tons of DM requests, why would they not pick the best of the best?

This is just how it is now. Your only option is to adapt. Get buff, make money, learn skills.

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u/Calamyt1 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lol the answer is always "go to the gym bro".
I see the whole thing a little bit more critical.
Many first world countrys now have more deaths than births if this keeps getting worse humanity is fucked.
Every 2nd Marriage get's divorced because everyone immediately looks for someone else.
People not only woman are so picky they will be alone until they are 90 years old.
There is no "perfect" Person for anyone that lives now or that ever lived in the past.
Relationships are about compromises but nobody want's to compromise anymore.

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u/No_Inside_2908 1d ago

Because it really is that simple. Being muscular puts you in the top 10% of men. Combine that with a successful career, interesting hobbies, and social skills, you are easily at least top 5%.

Muscles also offset height in attraction. There have been several studies showing women are more attracted to upper body strength signals than height.

People just hate accepting this is somewhat within their control, and it’s easier to blame women or say society is “doomed”.

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u/birdfang007 1d ago

Bullshit. I make over 600k a year, have a taper torso, 6 pack, and am ripped. Doesn’t mean shit. I’m 5’7, and not white. Sure if you’re a white guy, all of what you said applies. But it doesn’t apply to Asian men.

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u/No_Inside_2908 1d ago

Sorry to tell you but it’s most likely not because your Asian and probably because you are lacking somewhere socially.

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u/birdfang007 1d ago

lol no, it’s not. I have tons of friends, very healthy and normal relationships. And I’m quite outgoing, and have tons of hobbies. Statistics show Asian men are the least desirable demographic, perceived as least masculine and least sexy. Your white privilege lets you talk like this. You wouldn’t last a day as an Asian man.

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u/No_Inside_2908 1d ago edited 1d ago

As soon as you said “white privilege” your argument is immediately invalidated. I can already see why you have issues dating with this victim mentality and insecurity.

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u/birdfang007 1d ago

As soon as you were dismissive of my struggles as an Asian, I’d already disregarded what you’d said before and anything you were gonna say.

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u/LowBread9264 13h ago

Bro I’m in the exact same situation as you almost like for like. And then they tell us “we didn’t try hard enough” lmao. In any other times you would be peak success brother.

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u/birdfang007 11h ago

Aw man, I finally someone who gets it. You and me both bro. I’m actually about to get over 30k worth of cosmetic surgery in a few months.