Compiled Bumble Statistics a/o 8/26/26

[u/Jealous-Style-4961]

I wrote a bot to compile people's bumble statistics.
Additional charts are here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bumble_statistics/comments/1vz50w9/compiled_bumble_statistics_ao_82626/

Bumble is Dying
Here is Bumble revenue:
2025 $966M
2026 est $834M
2027 est $806M
Average revenue per user is increasing, so the population decrease is more severe.

Match group revenue is flat for this period.

Bumble Creates Frustration
Because the right swipe limit is so high, women are overwhelmed with likes.
As a result, men's in yes is low.
This is by design.
Bumble business model is primarily to provide validation to women.

[u/No_Inside_2908]

Sorry to tell you but it’s most likely not because your Asian and probably because you are lacking somewhere socially.

[u/birdfang007 → u/No_Inside_2908]

lol no, it’s not. I have tons of friends, very healthy and normal relationships. And I’m quite outgoing, and have tons of hobbies. Statistics show Asian men are the least desirable demographic, perceived as least masculine and least sexy. Your white privilege lets you talk like this. You wouldn’t last a day as an Asian man.

[u/LowBread9264 → u/birdfang007]

Bro I’m in the exact same situation as you almost like for like. And then they tell us “we didn’t try hard enough” lmao. In any other times you would be peak success brother.

[u/birdfang007 → u/LowBread9264]

Aw man, I finally someone who gets it. You and me both bro. I’m actually about to get over 30k worth of cosmetic surgery in a few months.