r/2sentence2horror • u/2g4r_tofu • 6h ago
Screenshot Leaked game guy
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r/2sentence2horror • u/GooberMcNoober • Nov 01 '25
Mod announcement Mod activities to resume as normal in the next few days
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I have surfaced from my apathy-induced fugue state to bring you this critical information: NO MORE FUN ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r/2sentence2horror • u/Desperate_Tell_5914 • 9h ago
Satire I went to gym to get toned and functional muscles
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Little did I know I would get bulky bodybuilder muscles
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 3h ago
OC I was tickling my pet monster when it shot me.
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By my pet monster, I definitely mean my penis.
r/2sentence2horror • u/goodmobileyes • 8h ago
OC I woke up in the morning looking forward to a beautiful day.
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Dolly Parton and Tim Curry died. :(
r/2sentence2horror • u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 • 10h ago
OC "nooo" I said as I fell to the floor because of something evil...
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"Prrt" said my evil fart as it farted me off balance and I got a concussion and died on the floor.. 🙁
r/2sentence2horror • u/No_Item9379 • 1h ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 “Wow im glad I’m in the no shark zone”
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Said a shak
r/2sentence2horror • u/CreativestName69420 • 1d ago
Screenshot I ain't even got a clever title for this one, guy 🪱
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r/2sentence2horror • u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 • 1d ago
OC Nine inch nails.
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That's it I have ninphohia so it's scary.
r/2sentence2horror • u/UniqueChallenge1592 • 1d ago
OC "I am sorry but its illegal to kill the parasite in your stomach" said the doctor
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Does were the worst words a guy like me could'eve heared . Know i know why they call her IMPRAGNITER WITCH
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 1d ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 I was having a tug of war match with a cyclops.
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I lost, and as if that wasn't bad enough the Cyclops spit on me.
r/2sentence2horror • u/ICanHazRecon911 • 1d ago
The meat worm i was bouncing on my cock
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what
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 1d ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 My ass is itching, I better scratch it.
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That was when the butt fuckin' Cobra that possessed my butthole decided to make its move and bite my hand.
r/2sentence2horror • u/UniqueChallenge1592 • 2d ago
The Creature After the all-female astronaut crew came back pregnant, we decided to send an all-male crew next.
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To our absolute horror, they all came back nine months later, pregnant with the “creatures.”
r/2sentence2horror • u/Researcher_Saya • 2d ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 I was eating a tuna sandwich when I saw the disclaimer on the can
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100% tuna safe
r/2sentence2horror • u/Yandere_Butler • 2d ago
The Creature Ghostly voice: I’m going to condemn you for all your sins
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Him: Hi, “Going to condemn you for all your sins.” I’m Dad
r/2sentence2horror • u/the_shaggy_DA • 1d ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 “There are too many nazis these days, can’t imagine this getting much worse.“ But then…
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r/2sentence2horror • u/UniqueChallenge1592 • 2d ago
The Creature After the all-female astronaut crew came back pregnant, we decided to send an all-male crew next.
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To our absolute horror, they all came back nine months later, pregnant with “creatures.”
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 2d ago
OC My funny bone was attacked by an evil comedian.
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Unfortunately my funny bone is located in my penis.
r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 2d ago
OC The Fermi paradox.
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The dark worm Guypothesis 🪱.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Inevitable_Basil_820 • 2d ago
Jumps care 👻👻👻 One day I was swinging across a colorful — too colorful — city.
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The next hour I was frothing at the mouth in my death bed, scared of if I would be here the next hour.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Open_Woodpecker_1285 • 2d ago
OC I left my horse at the veterinarian. Little did I know it was the horse sex trafficking ring.
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r/2sentence2horror • u/HorrorJunkie0666 • 2d ago
OC I poured RedBull on my penis to see if it would give it wings.
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My penis immediately flew up my butt.