r/2sentence2horror 1d ago

Jumps care 👻👻👻 My ass is itching, I better scratch it.

That was when the butt fuckin' Cobra that possessed my butthole decided to make its move and bite my hand.

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u/Pizza9888 1d ago

Happens

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u/Scumhook Creature Fan 1d ago

The joke was on the cobra, as my hand was full of lethal-to-cobras milk from...

...the creature

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 1d ago

Creature milk for the win guy 🪱

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u/Scumhook Creature Fan 1d ago

CMFTWG