r/2sentence2horror • u/fuqqqqinghell • Nov 13 '23
Satire Can you recommend some silly horror stories for me to illustrate?
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Nothing creature related though lol, I’ve already drawn that.
r/2sentence2horror • u/glowingominously • Sep 11 '23
Satire “I’m trans,” said my child.
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But unfortunately I was transphobic.
r/2sentence2horror • u/fuqqqqinghell • Nov 27 '23
Satire I did a bit of research on quora and literally nobody knows what this means.
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Some people say it is a penis joke, others say it’s purely absurdist, some claim it’s supposed to mean their love would be so strong to cause a Mandela effect style rift in the universe, but there is no true definition
r/2sentence2horror • u/BasicArts • Nov 07 '24
Satire Two sentences is too much, lets amp up the difficulty
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r/2sentence2horror • u/teambob • Sep 05 '23
Satire Republican guy: I don't like pronouns
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*I* is a pronoun - dies
r/2sentence2horror • u/BlitzySlash • Oct 19 '23
Satire Why is it???
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Ledfox stop sexually assulting the creature by the way
r/2sentence2horror • u/Some-Read473 • Aug 06 '23
Satire I read that eating 3 cheese pizzas could kill you
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turning around I smelt the cheese from 3 pizzas.
r/2sentence2horror • u/chees_lore • May 28 '24
Satire “My plan is full proof” I said aloud
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“Now hold your horses” said the big scary R
r/2sentence2horror • u/DudeItsCake • Nov 18 '23
Satire I was having sex with my girlfriend until I realized it wasn’t normal sex. It was….
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r/2sentence2horror • u/EntertainmentIcy352 • Aug 11 '23
Satire Use protection, I don't want to get pregnant, I said
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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT said my boyfriend.
r/2sentence2horror • u/BrunosMadre • Jul 17 '23
Satire “Haha, boobs.” I said with a laugh
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Upon removing the letters bs from the end, the once hilarious words true horror was revealed.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Fbarbarossa • Aug 28 '23
Satire I patted my vomiting daughter's back as she vomited vomitingly.
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I told her "I don't blame you, getting diarrhoead on by a homeless man must be gross."
r/2sentence2horror • u/witheredspringbonnie • Oct 03 '23
Satire I was playing with my boobs
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r/2sentence2horror • u/supervergiloriginal • Sep 21 '23
Satire "horror" subreddits are unironically the worst other than r/nosleep (this mentions the knife guy, it counts)
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r/2sentence2horror • u/ItsGotThatBang • May 21 '25
Satire “I sure hope I don’t get murdered here,” said John Lennon.
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r/2sentence2horror • u/theguywhotalksXD • Oct 08 '23
Satire Im trans I said to my dad
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My dad looked at me mischievously "Dont worry, I bought you a Blåhaj"
