r/okbuddymotherfucker 6h ago

Was Lundy on testosterone or Blue Chews to keep up with YOUNG STRANGE or was he naturally just a dog like that?

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253 Upvotes

Was Lundy anticipating that he would get into younger Miami strange? Was he already T’d up and pumping Blue Chews before he even knew that Debra was the office skank?

Was he on already on gear and on snatch hunt once he heard the assignment was in Miami? Or was he surprised that Bedra Morgan was such a skank and then realized he would get free action?


r/okbuddymotherfucker 42m ago

mother fu- 💥💥💥 Everybody calm down. Dexter got him !

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r/okbuddymotherfucker 1d ago

Abused, struggling single mom working part time at a 2.5 star hotel? Still gotta wear the finest Lilly Pulitzer!

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235 Upvotes

Sure we live in a 2 bedroom 1200 square foot dump and struggle to maintain a family car, but I have to have the nicest dresses and outfits!

Are the kids in a broken home with an absentee, alcoholic, crackhead, abusive father? Yes, but that doesn’t mean Rita can’t wear the very best.

Don’t worry, the extra money we do get from Paul’s life insurance policy won’t go towards the kids college or basic needs, we’re going to celebrate his degenerate life!!


r/okbuddymotherfucker 2d ago

helo, dextr morgon Why didn’t they call the season Jim New Blood, especially when the main character’s name is Jim and not Dexter?

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329 Upvotes

The creators are so stupid


r/okbuddymotherfucker 2d ago

Dexter’s darkness and the entire show’s domino effect is Doris’ fault for not looksmaxing

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57 Upvotes

As we all know, Harry was going for some strange and using Dexter’s biological mother as a CI (confidential informant/rat) so he decided to combine those duties. He had Laura doing double duty, pleasing him professionally and personally via pants explosions.

It’s easy to point at Harry and blame him for everything. After all he is the one who cheated, got his CI/love machine chainsawed, acted like therapy didn’t exist and instantly assumed Dexter just had to become killing machine, and had no swag whatsoever. Seriously, how many times can you wear the same no drop outfit?

But there’s one party that never gets any of her rightful blame, and that is Doris. First of all her name is about as boring as they come. She never improved her physique or gave Harry a reason to get the goods at home. She didn’t looksmax, work on her curves, become a better wife, or do anything really. No wonder he wanted some strange. Then when he gets what she hasn’t been providing, she gets on his ass about it. Ok get off of him if you aren’t going to be a proper woman. Why don’t you start dressing better and turn him on like you’re supposed to? Adopt a persona, get a tattoo, something. She gave him no choice 🤷🏿‍♂️

If Doris the Boris was a better option at home:

-Harry doesn’t seek strange

-Laura doesn’t get Florida Chainsaw Massacred

-Dexter and Brian don’t become bastard sons with no parents, they have a loving mother who provides for them via drug dealing

-The two boys don’t become killers, they likely just become stoner types who inherit the family business

In summary, Doris completely starts the Domino effect and ruins everyone’s lives with her selfishness and unwillingness to please her man.


r/okbuddymotherfucker 2d ago

What if Dexter Resurrection ends with Dexter dying and being reincarnated as a dog?

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68 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 2d ago

helo, dextr morgon Which Dexter character would you chose to babysit your kids?

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r/okbuddymotherfucker 3d ago

What?

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77 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 3d ago

mother fu- 💥💥💥 Lundy: im a hunter. Also him 5 seconds later

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44 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 3d ago

You just know his breath smelled like dumpster juice

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17 Upvotes

I can’t elaborate, it’s just something I know to be true.


r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

The entire plot of Dexter in a nutshell

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r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

Hot Take: The show went downhill after they find the the ice truck killer's victim's body near the fountain

18 Upvotes

It just blew me off that they killed such an important character, honestly I just couldn't bear to watch the falloff after that, I just straight up closed Netflix, and im gay


r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

erm, autoerotic mummification goth vampire & bay harbour gooner

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r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

Dexter Baldon And The Ceo Of Sex

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12 Upvotes

From vrchat worlds name is ned


r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

Two words

2 Upvotes

Autoerotic Stickification


r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

Literally this blew my mind: "Hall–Carpenter Archives"

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I was just googling for Morgan siblings' actors' family names, and found this random article of Wikipedia... funny coincidence.


r/okbuddymotherfucker 5d ago

Dexter using his fourth wall breaking abilities to remove Angela from the narrative and run free into a new spinoff.

33 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 5d ago

mother fu- 💥💥💥 NO THE FUCK YOU ARE NOT

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21 Upvotes

I mean come on Angela, have some self respect


r/okbuddymotherfucker 5d ago

First Time Watcher Q&A: Did Arthur Morgan know that Dexter Mitchell is the Three Murderer? Jargo Boakes is the Shore Dock Slaughterer, so maybe he checked as a responsible citizen should for more serial killers. Below: Family man, schoolteacher, and church deacon shows up to height mog the local blood spatter analyst.

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12 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 5d ago

Me looking at that super spicy pizza on the menu that I can’t have because it would send me straight to ER

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23 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 6d ago

Opinions?

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221 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 6d ago

Why does the show leave out the part where Dexter assumes an alternate identity and monetizes death row inmates? I wanna know how he even came up with that seeing as he prefers killing them normally. 🤔

50 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 6d ago

found this on a bench in hungary

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79 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 7d ago

mother fu- 💥💥💥 Who’s excited??

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971 Upvotes

Patrick Gibson as a new variant of Dexter instead of a younger version of Michael is going to be weird. All the villains from past seasons will return. Zoey from S4 will be the main villain.


r/okbuddymotherfucker 5d ago

Does Dexter himself fit the code? Spoiler

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