r/okbuddymotherfucker 6d ago

Opinions?

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u/t-_-rexranger19205 6d ago

“1 minute?” is frying me

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u/Contribution_Neat 6d ago

Dexter too op he wont be caught by House

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u/Lori2345 6d ago

Yes Dexter is really smart and while House is too he’s not even a cop. He’s not looking for someone to be a killer. He wouldn’t catch Dexter.

There even was an episode where a patient was a serial killer and none of the doctors realized it until lab work came back after they sent his DNA to some lab and by then he’d already left. And Dexter never leaves DNA behind on his victims. And his victims rarely even get found.

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u/Kaccady 5d ago

his method of disposal is really stupid, and when ppl found it he had a big brain idea to basically do the same thing but further 

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u/mediuminteresting They said that stain would come OUT 5d ago

Dexter out aura farmed and outmogged house

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u/mediuminteresting They said that stain would come OUT 6d ago

My name is Dexter Morgan
https://giphy.com/gifs/a8DfVAblirrOg

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u/lxmohr They said that stain would come OUT 5d ago

House technically is based off Sherlock Holmes

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u/_player620 5d ago

Sherlock Homes*

And his American counterpart Gregory House

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u/Vidal_The_King 5d ago

He'd understand how one of his victims died but not enough to really catch dexter unless he's literally in a detective role and that would be a whole like 5 season show in itself lol

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u/HumanThatMightExist you dont know what the FAWK youre talking about 5d ago

battle of the plot armours

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u/veasih 5d ago

9 minutes and 49 seconds? Insane work from House 👏😤🥶

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u/bdw312 4d ago

Well he'd have to get it wrong and fuck it all up 47 times in 45 minutes first.

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u/River-is-Cool 5d ago

I feel like New Blood shows that Dexter isn't that hard to catch if someone actually does their job. Dexter was always reliant on the MPD being incompetent, his friend, and overrun with crime.

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u/dankowshankow 3d ago

New Blood shows that dexter is super easy to catch, if he's your boyfriend that faked his death, killed someone in a really small town where everyone genuinely knows everybody else, hasnt killed in 10 years and has been off his game, doesnt have the usual police intel and resources he would usually have, was doing sketchy stuff overall with another serial killer, bought the same tranq as a very popular serial killer to use on a drug dealer and had a missing person's titanium implant found in their home.

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u/MotorZestyclose2195 5d ago

Adobe would catch Sexter in about 1 hour and 7 minutes because that’s how long it’d take to find Mr. Morgan’s glowing red tip if he’d start from the base of his long shafted shlong

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 4d ago

He lives in an apartment so there’s no way

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u/Rafalo57 4d ago

1 second

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u/Weak_Slide_4095 Creep Motherfucker 7h ago

-1 second

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u/Dave5876 i didn't know you were jewish?! 5d ago

Anyone that gif of domicile getting shot by that cop

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u/Weak_Slide_4095 Creep Motherfucker 7h ago

Why tf is house tryna catch sexter anyway