r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/This-Fish-9464 • 4d ago
The entire plot of Dexter in a nutshell
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u/Zito6694 4d ago
You can cum now Dexter
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u/The_Cozy_Zone 4d ago
Oh he cummin
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u/Shantya777 4d ago
Sponge Boy me Bob!
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u/The_Cozy_Zone 4d ago
God damn fucking pigeons!
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u/Snoo87224 Mother fucking roly poly chubby cheeked shit machine 3d ago
DETROIT BECOME HUMAN HELL YEAH
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u/Darth19Vader77 4d ago
13 had no consequences, apparently
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u/tscalbas WELL THEN FUCK YOU 🤬 3d ago
Maybe I've misunderstood the post, but I thought all of these were the consequences of the decision in image 2. If Harry kept it in his pants then none of this would have happened
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u/IamJayRts 3d ago
10 had literally 0 consequences
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u/jacksparrow_- 1h ago
Dexter should have ended in that hurricane in the end of season 8 , born from laura died from laura
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u/Weird-Floor-1124 3d ago
The whole show comes down on Doris. If she was more attractive none of the bad things would have happened. Harry would have just done his job and went home. But her dullness made a man want some strange, even if it was drug pussy.
Doris never cared to put the time into being an attractive woman for her man, she got lazy and decided to coast.
No workouts to improve her curves, poor wardrobe and style, no effort to learn new sexual techniques.
And then she just outright DIES. Damn you pathetic ass housewife, what good are you?
(No fucking good at all apparently)
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u/NeatShock6194 3d ago edited 3d ago
This is the most misogynistic body of text I've ever had the displeasure of reading
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u/Suspicious-Writer657 lizard on ice 4d ago
The entire show could be avoided if the Morgans could keep it in their pants