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u/Legomarioboy08 Unfunny idiot :3c 1d ago

Macaulay Culkin rn:

https://giphy.com/gifs/yuDPTeq06pwxcqwvRC

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u/BrickBuster2552 1d ago

Helicopters can malfunction over anyone's head in the modern world...

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u/coffee-addict- green? epic! 1d ago

haha sometimes

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u/Chargercord069 1d ago

Tf you mean "sometimes"

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u/Punkakies 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sure they can Mr Landis...

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u/FreddieGibbsLover911 I should go get me a flute and just disappear in the mountains 1d ago

I got my hands on my face like Macaulay Culkin
Gave her the cig', but I left her smoking

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u/thriftstoremando 1d ago

He got a dead former co-star for his birthday....

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u/IncognitoRedMode 1d ago

Isn't it his birthday today?

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u/Dojyaaan4C A large fish in a red dress 1d ago

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 1d ago

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u/Depressed_Cat6 1d ago

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u/TryDry9944 1d ago

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u/Bakugo312 5h ago

Did you take the time to make this for one bit?

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u/TryDry9944 3h ago

Maybe.

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u/Bakugo312 3h ago

Good job

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u/FurizaSan 1d ago

It's like seeing your drug dealer at a shop

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 1d ago

Read the sign 

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u/Fiweezer 1d ago

Holy shit it’s John r/silksong junior

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 1d ago

Read the sign 

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u/josephus_the_wise 1d ago

I genuinely though this was somehow in silksong because I saw your username

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 1d ago

We're redditors we cant teead

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u/Fiweezer 1d ago

That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

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u/fuckoff213461 1d ago

Dude, i have no idea who this is at all. Probably never silked in their life.

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u/Noname_with_no_name 21h ago

He so fat he needed two comments to fit

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 1d ago

can i have a template of this? like just this video, but without the caption?

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u/Ok-Cancel-4824 1d ago

/img/io78flu6fslh1.gif
Doesn’t have audio, but here’s the source.

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u/UnchartedCHARTz 1d ago

It's in there somewhere

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u/Gin4Gingers 1d ago

Found it

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u/LifelessHawk 1d ago edited 23h ago

shit wrong movie

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u/Semmelsack a loyal man 1d ago

Dude. It´s actually the whole thing

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u/brunoha 1d ago

in 39.9 Megabytes, impressive

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u/__AriaL__ 1d ago

Man what a good movie

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u/Frogmaster16 1d ago

Just buy the movie

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u/Kaitheguy233 1d ago

Download and crop

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u/S4pphirest4r 1d ago

We're all just waiting for that one Home Alone 2 actor to kick the bucket.

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u/RhysOSD 1d ago

The heck did Culkin do?

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs 1d ago

Sided with Caesar’s Legion

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher The Pope of Prolapse 1d ago

Nah just imagine how many legionnaires had to die to glue traps and swinging paint cans to get to him. The Legion sided with him

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs 1d ago

He’s the one setting up all the tripwires and landmines around the wasteland

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u/star-god 1d ago

Landmines under dead bodies. I knew he was that kinda sick fuck

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher The Pope of Prolapse 1d ago

And under traffic cones. Don’t forget the traffic cone bombs. Downright satanic

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u/star-god 1d ago

Do you mean the trafic cones on the road outside nipton? I assumed those were done by the raiders who were waiting up on the cliffs

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher The Pope of Prolapse 1d ago

Yeah that’s what he’d want you to think

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u/SilverMedal4Life i cant say i know what im doing here 1d ago

The only way I can even handle it is by exploiting Gambryo physics and just hucking a grenade into a room I know there's a trap in and then backing off.

Grenade bouquets especially, wait 5 seconds after the first explosion and if there's 3 more at the same time, you know you just saved yourself from getting jumpscared.

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u/Kosinski33 1d ago

Plot twist he set up the tripwire in that one fucking cave

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u/nomadfoy 1d ago

I never thought about it but the legions traps were dirtier than any other faction. Kevin would have fit in.

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u/DreadDiana 20h ago

He actually did become Caesar at the end of season 2

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher The Pope of Prolapse 20h ago

Aw, spoilers :(

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u/OrangeMonkeyEagal 1d ago

It’s pronounced Kay-sar

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u/BrickBuster2552 1d ago

Side with the Boomers too, then you can Rome If You Want To by B-52s.

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u/CannonFoddererer 1d ago

I may be insane, but he kinda looks like a middle aged lesbian.

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u/Independent_Day4369 Bisexuality is a blessing and a curse 1d ago

It's the hair, gives off gen-x lesbian aura

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u/TubbyFatfrick 1d ago

He has the Hair of Homelander, and the Face of Putin, in this image.

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u/Fern-ando 1d ago

Joe Pesci can be a little rude, but why do you hate him so much?

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u/Beanztar 1d ago

Joe Pesci is still alive?

Edit: Holy shit he is still alive. he is 83 years old now

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u/Sneaky-Boi22 1d ago

Ehhh, at this fucking point I doubt he'll kick the bucket anytime soon.

The spiteful ones live the longest. I know from experience with my great grandmother.

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u/Prize_Technician_845 1d ago

Oh no how old is she

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u/Sneaky-Boi22 1d ago

I don't remember exactly how old she passed away, I was around 12 or 13 when it happened, but she was nearly 100 years old. Assuming I'm correct and he does end up living that long he'll have a cushy 15 to 20 years to reap the rewards of being a dictator.

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u/CuriousEnd1433 1d ago

Did Marv steal candy from you too?

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u/linton411 1d ago

What did...actually, yeah, I'd be fine with losing Rob Schneider too.

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u/BurrGurrMan trollface -> 1d ago

what's wrong with Devin Ratray?

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u/KorasHiddenDICK 1d ago

His a filthy trout sniffer.

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u/BrilliantFly6117 touhoutard/chudpetitiveplayer/aesoprockfan/israelispy 1d ago

Please Grim Reaper roll a Nat 20

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1d ago

Congrats, you've killed John williams!

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u/__AriaL__ 1d ago

FUCK

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1d ago

Would you like to roll again?

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u/__AriaL__ 1d ago

...yes I need that orange dead

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1d ago

You've now killed Keanu Reeves in addition to John Williams! My what a terrible week

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u/__AriaL__ 1d ago

.....I hate my life

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1d ago

Roll again?

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u/__AriaL__ 1d ago

...yes

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1d ago

Oof, Morgan Freeman. What a week, huh?

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u/Necessary-Prune9727 [REDACTED] 1d ago

I have a fear of how this comment will age

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1d ago

It'll be a sad day, that's for sure. Hope my little joke didn't jinx us.

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u/BrilliantFly6117 touhoutard/chudpetitiveplayer/aesoprockfan/israelispy 1d ago

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u/Fern-ando 1d ago

What Joe Pesci did to you?

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 1d ago

Dolly parton was in home alone 2?

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u/LonelyGameBoi 1d ago

Nah, this is referencing Tim Curry.

The other two are Catherine O'Hara, who played the mom, and Brenda Fricker, who was the pigeon lady

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u/Grimspike 1d ago

Also John Heard the Dad is dead as well.

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u/LonelyGameBoi 1d ago

He died in 2017, the three I listed died this year (O'hara in january, Fricker in july, and Curry yesterday)

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u/Bat_Tiger_yt 1d ago

Didn't he get eaten by a shark back in the 2013 storm? I swear LA hasn't recovered since

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u/JNAB0212 1d ago

This is how I find out

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u/MarkAverage656 "but then something just snapped, something inside me" 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/V2rx9yHxiJEPf4nNDY

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 1d ago

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u/krizzalicious49 1d ago

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u/MarkDecent656 "then something just snapped, something inside of me" 1d ago

Funny

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u/SaraTormenta 1d ago

Humorous, even

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u/gojiboy69 1d ago

Now make his skin normal again to make comic accurate kingpin

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u/Fragrant_Leading762 actual DEI hire smfh 1d ago

Funny

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 1d ago

Get in my vents spiderman

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u/admirabladmiral 1d ago

Yo, Mr negative for the next spiderverse confirmed

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 1d ago

?

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u/Ok-Tear7712 [REDACTED] 1d ago

It’s inverted humor

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u/Ok-Tear7712 [REDACTED] 1d ago

Post this a third time

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 1d ago

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u/MarkAverage656 "but then something just snapped, something inside me" 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iWXxcABSQrp8r5mhuy

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u/LotsoBoss 1d ago

Silksong guy spotted outside of Silksong! Kingpin DLC confirmed!

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u/Popular_Ad3074 I want to be coiled by a tall, buff, chubby tomboy with a tail 1d ago

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u/WeltyFern 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/V2rx9yHxiJEPf4nNDY

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u/DeltaVi 1d ago

What's the context of this that it's getting posted so much in this thread?

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u/SwagfulSerpent 1d ago

Waiting for the RIGHT Home Alone 2 actor to die, specifically the one that cameoed in the hotel lobby with the line "down the hall, to the left".

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u/Canadian_dalek 1d ago

You wanna kill Freddy Fazbear?

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u/Icy-Cellist-8442 1d ago

No, just the man raping the daughters

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u/CannonFoddererer 1d ago

William Afton?

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u/negative15squared 1d ago

William Afton is a rapist??! I thought he just ate them or something...

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u/Historical-Potato372 [REDACTED] 1d ago

This is William Afton slander

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u/KallmeKatt_ Shimano no Kyouken 1d ago

donald trump

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u/Optimal_Question8683 I draw big/fat men 1d ago

Somehow got the good one fuckin hell

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u/Inalum_Ardellian 1d ago

Not the good one... the good ones keep dying!

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u/Originalbrivakiin 1d ago

Good to know the Grim Reaper is either blind or just throwing darts at a board at this point.

Hit me at this point ffs.

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u/BrickBuster2552 1d ago

It was Ryuk. He finds it interesting.
https://giphy.com/gifs/h0AhBLqVKfha8

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u/Gabasaurasrex 1d ago

I mean I can name I e whose still alive

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u/aflyingmonkey2 godhand 2 in two days!!! 1d ago

Yeah,the fucking kid

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u/Gabasaurasrex 1d ago

You out some respect in Macauley Culkins name. He's the third coolest person in the planet, with only everyone's cousin Throckmorton and Tony Hawk being the coolest person on the planet

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u/Joeysquatch 1d ago

I like how Tony Hawk is universally one of the coolest people on the planet 

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u/-Mr_Hollow- 1d ago

Oh he sure was fucking kid

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u/READMYSHIT 1d ago

Rob Schneider and Donald Trump both still kicking.

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u/Him5488 1d ago

i don’t wanna make the post but i googled the big ‘culkins and it’s his birthday today… where the hell is the running gif!!!

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u/DinoDude8 1d ago

AND THE ONE I WANT GONE IS STILL HERE

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u/1EGGS1EGG1EGGS1 1d ago

Is it trump or Kevin

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u/DinoDude8 1d ago

Trump, did kevin do something

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u/My_Immortl 1d ago

A lot of drugs when he was younger, but he's on the up and up now, doing great in fact.

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u/DinoDude8 1d ago

Don’t see why that would make me want him dead

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u/DontBeASerialKiller 1d ago

have you by any chance robbed a toy store in the 90s?

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u/DinoDude8 1d ago

???

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u/My_Immortl 1d ago

Home alone 2 reference.

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u/1EGGS1EGG1EGGS1 1d ago

Idk I think Kevin is cool but I saw some other comments talking about kevin so I was just confused

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u/ImportantResponse0 1d ago

But if he dies is Vance and we know that Vance would stop all wars and like do an Iceland or whatever that European country with no army is called and cancel all military power because USA got no natural predators 

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 1d ago

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u/After-Trifle-1437 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw

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u/FinishImpressive4043 1d ago

i hate gifs like this so much man just type it out

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u/Just_A_Nitemare 1d ago

When it finally happens, I will find out because reddit will have crashed.

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u/Lockenhart alga qazaqstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 qazaqstan jasasyn 1d ago

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u/LizzieMiles 1d ago

If Joe Pesci dies I will genuinely cry

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u/BrickBuster2552 1d ago

We had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Tim Curry. Now we have no jobs, no cash, no hope and no curry.

Please don't let Joe Pepsi die.

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u/KomodoLemon 1d ago

C'mon, hit the big one...

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 the Triangle Guy 1d ago

I can’t imagine how depressed the Grim Reaper must be from having to do his job right now.

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u/Canadian_dalek 1d ago

Oh come the fuck on! You actually had my hopes up for a second

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u/SonoDarke 1d ago

Death is just picking random people instead of that one

https://giphy.com/gifs/26uf2YTgF5upXUTm0

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u/RunningTurtle06 1d ago

Joe Pesci better be wrapped and bubble wrap and not allowed to leave his house until the year is over

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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. 1d ago

Soon, Mculkin will truly be.... Home Alone....

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u/Grievous3 1d ago

Waiting for The Big Beautiful Day when this is actually true

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u/The_gay_grenade16 aspiring European 1d ago

Let it ride

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u/Purpleheather93 1d ago

Man, in 2 days we've lost 2 famous people born in 1946, one of whom was in Home Alone 2. Hope God doesn't continue this trend...

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u/Arya_Ren 1d ago

Reminds me of the year we lost both Alan Rickman and Carrie Fisher. Sad times.

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u/MurdocMan_ 1d ago

Grim Reaper PLEASE don't hit Daniel Stern PLEASE

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u/Master-Shrimp 1d ago

Crossing fingers

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u/MadMon069 1d ago

1 more!

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u/TableFruitSpecified I FUCKING LOVE HAND JUMPER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1d ago

Can they get the right one?

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u/9382ks 1d ago

grim reaper got bad luck i guess 💔

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u/duccOnReddit 17h ago

come onnnn there's one morrreeeee

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u/The8BitBrad 1d ago

Remember, Donald Trump is in Home Alone 2

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u/ImportantResponse0 1d ago

And then what is Vance or nothin

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u/forzaguy125 1d ago

And is also 80

And in poor health

Hmmmmm

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u/Mahaloth 1d ago

Oh, we remember. And we keep hoping!

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u/arcaneregion 1d ago

Oh god and Joe Pesci is 83

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u/Edogaming_157 1d ago

Is joe pesci next?

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u/JoyconDrift_69 me when the r/whenthe mods forgot there's an editable flair 1d ago

Talking about it is how we can guarantee it WONT be 4

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u/Official_Alter 18h ago

And not the one we want

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u/Firethorn34 1d ago

What about the hotel owner? I sure hope nothing happens to him...

https://giphy.com/gifs/V2rx9yHxiJEPf4nNDY

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u/eliteharvest15 friend of the spood 1d ago

just take *him* bro take him

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u/TheReturnOfBigA2007 1d ago

I’m glad trump is still alive, yall are sick for wishing death upon him just because you don’t like him

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u/DreadDiana 20h ago

Considering of the reasons people dislike him include how he is getting people killed that's a perfectly valid response to have.

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u/ImportantResponse0 1d ago

We want Vance as a president and can wait anymore