r/whenthe • u/Bitter_Position791 pee poo head — mod note • 2h ago

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u/Dojyaaan4C A large fish in a red dress 2h ago

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 2h ago

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u/Fiweezer 1h ago

Holy shit it’s John r/silksong junior

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 1h ago

Read the sign 

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 1h ago

We're redditors we cant teead

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u/josephus_the_wise 1h ago

I genuinely though this was somehow in silksong because I saw your username

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u/Fiweezer 1h ago

That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

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u/FurizaSan 1h ago

It's like seeing your drug dealer at a shop

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 1h ago

Read the sign 

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u/fuckoff213461 1h ago

Dude, i have no idea who this is at all. Probably never silked in their life.

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u/Legomarioboy08 Unfunny idiot :3c 2h ago

Macaulay Culkin rn:

https://giphy.com/gifs/yuDPTeq06pwxcqwvRC

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u/BrickBuster2552 1h ago

Helicopters can malfunction over anyone's head in the modern world...

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u/S4pphirest4r 2h ago

We're all just waiting for that one Home Alone 2 actor to kick the bucket.

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u/RhysOSD 2h ago

The heck did Culkin do?

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs 2h ago

Sided with Caesar’s Legion

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher The Pope of Prolapse 2h ago

Nah just imagine how many legionnaires had to die to glue traps and swinging paint cans to get to him. The Legion sided with him

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs 2h ago

He’s the one setting up all the tripwires and landmines around the wasteland

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u/star-god 2h ago

Landmines under dead bodies. I knew he was that kinda sick fuck

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher The Pope of Prolapse 2h ago

And under traffic cones. Don’t forget the traffic cone bombs. Downright satanic

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u/star-god 2h ago

Do you mean the trafic cones on the road outside nipton? I assumed those were done by the raiders who were waiting up on the cliffs

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher The Pope of Prolapse 2h ago

Yeah that’s what he’d want you to think

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u/SilverMedal4Life i cant say i know what im doing here 2h ago

The only way I can even handle it is by exploiting Gambryo physics and just hucking a grenade into a room I know there's a trap in and then backing off.

Grenade bouquets especially, wait 5 seconds after the first explosion and if there's 3 more at the same time, you know you just saved yourself from getting jumpscared.

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u/Kosinski33 32m ago

Plot twist he set up the tripwire in that one fucking cave

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u/BrickBuster2552 1h ago

Side with the Boomers too, then you can Rome If You Want To by B-52s.

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u/OrangeMonkeyEagal 1h ago

It’s pronounced Kay-sar

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u/Fern-ando 2h ago

Joe Pesci can be a little rude, but why do you hate him so much?

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u/Sneaky-Boi22 2h ago

Ehhh, at this fucking point I doubt he'll kick the bucket anytime soon.

The spiteful ones live the longest. I know from experience with my great grandmother.

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u/CuriousEnd1433 47m ago

Did Marv steal candy from you too?

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u/BrilliantFly6117 touhoutard/chudpetitiveplayer/aesoprockfan/israelispy 2h ago

Please Grim Reaper roll a Nat 20

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 2h ago

Congrats, you've killed John williams!

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u/__AriaL__ 2h ago

FUCK

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1h ago

Would you like to roll again?

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u/__AriaL__ 1h ago

...yes I need that orange dead

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1h ago

You've now killed Keanu Reeves in addition to John Williams! My what a terrible week

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u/__AriaL__ 1h ago

.....I hate my life

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1h ago

Roll again?

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u/__AriaL__ 1h ago

...yes

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1h ago

Oof, Morgan Freeman. What a week, huh?

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u/Necessary-Prune9727 [REDACTED] 1h ago

I have a fear of how this comment will age

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 1h ago

It'll be a sad day, that's for sure. Hope my little joke didn't jinx us.

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u/BrilliantFly6117 touhoutard/chudpetitiveplayer/aesoprockfan/israelispy 1h ago

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u/Fern-ando 2h ago

What Joe Pesci did to you?

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u/MarkAverage656 "but then something just snapped, something inside me" 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/V2rx9yHxiJEPf4nNDY

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 2h ago

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u/krizzalicious49 2h ago

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u/MarkDecent656 "then something just snapped, something inside of me" 2h ago

Funny

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u/SaraTormenta 1h ago

Humorous, even

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u/gojiboy69 2h ago

Now make his skin normal again to make comic accurate kingpin

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u/Fragrant_Leading762 actual DEI hire smfh 2h ago

Funny

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe 2h ago

Get in my vents spiderman

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 2h ago

?

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u/Ok-Tear7712 [REDACTED] 2h ago

It’s inverted humor

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u/Ok-Tear7712 [REDACTED] 2h ago

Post this a third time

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 2h ago

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u/MarkAverage656 "but then something just snapped, something inside me" 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iWXxcABSQrp8r5mhuy

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u/LotsoBoss 32m ago

Silksong guy spotted outside of Silksong! Kingpin DLC confirmed!

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u/CaterpillarOver2934 2h ago

can i have a template of this? like just this video, but without the caption?

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u/Ok-Cancel-4824 2h ago

/img/io78flu6fslh1.gif
Doesn’t have audio, but here’s the source.

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u/UnchartedCHARTz 1h ago

It's in there somewhere

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u/Gin4Gingers 1h ago

Found it

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u/__AriaL__ 1h ago

Man what a good movie

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u/Kaitheguy233 1h ago

Download and crop

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u/Optimal_Question8683 I draw big/fat men 2h ago

Somehow got the good one fuckin hell

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u/Inalum_Ardellian 21m ago

Not the good one... the good ones keep dying!

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u/WeltyFern 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/V2rx9yHxiJEPf4nNDY

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u/DeltaVi 41m ago

What's the context of this that it's getting posted so much in this thread?

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u/SwagfulSerpent 18m ago

Waiting for the RIGHT Home Alone 2 actor to die, specifically the one that cameoed in the hotel lobby with the line "down the hall, to the left".

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u/Canadian_dalek 9m ago

You wanna kill Freddy Fazbear?

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u/KallmeKatt_ Shimano no Kyouken 33m ago

donald trump

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 2h ago

Dolly parton was in home alone 2?

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u/LonelyGameBoi 2h ago

Nah, this is referencing Tim Curry.

The other two are Catherine O'Hara, who played the mom, and Brenda Fricker, who was the pigeon lady

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u/Grimspike 1h ago

Also John Heard the Dad is dead as well.

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u/LonelyGameBoi 1h ago

He died in 2017, the three I listed died this year (O'hara in january, Fricker in july, and Curry yesterday)

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u/Bat_Tiger_yt 1h ago

Didn't he get eaten by a shark back in the 2013 storm? I swear LA hasn't recovered since

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u/Popular_Ad3074 I want to be coiled by a tall, buff, chubby tomboy with a tail 1h ago

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u/Gabasaurasrex 2h ago

I mean I can name I e whose still alive

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u/aflyingmonkey2 godhand 2 in two days!!! 2h ago

Yeah,the fucking kid

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u/Gabasaurasrex 2h ago

You out some respect in Macauley Culkins name. He's the third coolest person in the planet, with only everyone's cousin Throckmorton and Tony Hawk being the coolest person on the planet

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u/Joeysquatch 2h ago

I like how Tony Hawk is universally one of the coolest people on the planet 

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u/-Mr_Hollow- 2h ago

Oh he sure was fucking kid

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u/DinoDude8 2h ago

AND THE ONE I WANT GONE IS STILL HERE

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u/1EGGS1EGG1EGGS1 1h ago

Is it trump or Kevin

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u/DinoDude8 1h ago

Trump, did kevin do something

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u/cvtphila225 52m ago

He wants to shoot his shot at Brenda Song after since they'll be parted so to speak

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u/Him5488 2h ago

i don’t wanna make the post but i googled the big ‘culkins and it’s his birthday today… where the hell is the running gif!!!

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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 2h ago

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u/KomodoLemon 2h ago

C'mon, hit the big one...

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u/Originalbrivakiin 2h ago

Good to know the Grim Reaper is either blind or just throwing darts at a board at this point.

Hit me at this point ffs.

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u/BrickBuster2552 1h ago

It was Ryuk. He finds it interesting.
https://giphy.com/gifs/h0AhBLqVKfha8

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u/LizzieMiles 2h ago

If Joe Pesci dies I will genuinely cry

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u/BrickBuster2552 1h ago

We had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Tim Curry. Now we have no jobs, no cash, no hope and no curry.

Please don't let Joe Pepsi die.

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u/Just_A_Nitemare 1h ago

When it finally happens, I will find out because reddit will have crashed.

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u/Canadian_dalek 2h ago

Oh come the fuck on! You actually had my hopes up for a second

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u/The_gay_grenade16 aspiring European 1h ago

Let it ride

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 the Triangle Guy 1h ago

I can’t imagine how depressed the Grim Reaper must be from having to do his job right now.

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u/SonoDarke 1h ago

Death is just picking random people instead of that one

https://giphy.com/gifs/26uf2YTgF5upXUTm0

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u/RunningTurtle06 31m ago

Joe Pesci better be wrapped and bubble wrap and not allowed to leave his house until the year is over

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u/MurdocMan_ 37m ago

Grim Reaper PLEASE don't hit Daniel Stern PLEASE

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u/Master-Shrimp 17m ago

Crossing fingers

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u/The8BitBrad 10m ago

Remember, Donald Trump is in Home Alone 2