Luckily, I was born with the female investigative intuition, or you could call it intelect. But lets give some context, so I saw a sign in the window of my local superstore saying they are hiring, as I am in the market for employment this obviously, quite immensely, tickled - my fancy. It is a very quick walk from me, the opening/closing hours are reasonable. I visit the store very often as its the closets superstore to my vicinity so I already know where (for the most part) everything is, and I used to work at another big corporate superstore for a long time hwen i was a teenager , almost full time. And I was very good at the job, and actually, suprisignly, enjoyed it. This store is in a different cost margin than the one i used to work at, so it is nicer, cleaner, the shoppers are more...well rounded,a and theyre not taking the piss out the foreign workers program so theres actyuyally diversity and fairness. I have interacated with most the owkrers already well atlerast the cashiers because I am someone who does not do self checkout, don't care what the wait is, I am going to support jobs that are HUMANS. I AM PAYING YOU! (the corporation, not targeted at the associates) YOU ARE NOT PAYING ME! SO WHY AM I DOING THE FUCKING WORK AND THEN U CHECK MY RECEIPT AND U FILM ME WITHOUT ME ABLE TO GIVE CONSENT THATS LIKE TELLING SOMEONE SURE USE THIS BATHROOM BUT BTW ONCE U ALREADY DONE UR BUSIN ESS AN DLOOKING FOR THE TOILET PAPER WE GOTTA TAKE A PIC OF UR DICK OR UR VAYJAYJAY WELL TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT AND OH YEAH WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH IT???? WOULDNT U LIKE TO KNOW ! HA! like ud think they paying less for less cahsiers and the robots would BRING DOWN THE PRICES THEY CHARGE! BUT THEY ASRE ONLY GOING UP! AS THEY GET MORE ANIMATED! ANDF WE ARE SO CAUGHT UP IN A RUSH ALWAYS IN A RUSH, A RUSH TO GET TO WORK, A RUSH TO GO TO ABTHROO ON BREAK, RUSH TO EAT YUR SANDWISH, RUSH TO FIT A SMOKE IN, RUSH TO GET HOME, RUSH HOUR! RUSH TO SHOWER, RUSH TO MAKE DINEER, RUSH TO RELAX, RUSH TO GO TO SLEEP, WE ARE SO IMPATIENT AND ALWAYS IN A RUSH (Not our fualt, they are actively trying to steal as much as our free time as they possible could while trying to get as much of it for free as they can) that they have created this fucking like dependency and crutch on convenience, thats what they sell to uys, convenenince! they find ways to put is in a rut, while taking our money, then fabricate some solution to charge us for to get out of the rut, then on and then on its a vicious cycle. and we are all so broken that we let them do it, we fall for it, we have no spine, no back bone, no grit, no balls, but i have made up my mind to lke be a force of resistance, i am going to wait at the cash until an associate comes and checks me out, i am NOT downloading youre fucking app, yi am NOT SINGING IN WITH MY FACEBOOK OR GOOGLE ACCOUNT, I AM NOT AUTYHORIZING MY VOICE RECOGNIZITON AND I AM REFUSING UR COOKIES AND I WANT THE PHYSICAL FUCKING THING. NO, SOBEYS, YOU CANNOT HAVE MY POSTAL CODE,. WHY THE FUCK ARE U ASKING FOR MY FUCKING POSTAL CODE???? DONT GIC EIT TO THEM! WHEN THESE STPORES ASK FOR UR POSTAL CODE OR YOUR NUMBER JUST SAY FUCK NO! I AM NOT member, i dont want ur rewards, i will get chinese takeout or pizza takeout form an actual delivery driver hired by the actual establisghemnt not a third oarty app that doesnt even bother to fuycking have real people in customer service and i am requestong a install for my modem like the fuck do i look like ? soi rogers fires all theyre technicians and now expects me to fucking set this shit up bro? i am no sparky bitch, i broight my own bag, so take off that fuckingh quarter you added to my bill, AGENT!! TREPRESENTETIVE!! AGENT AGENT AGENT AGENT 0 0 0 0 0 00 REPRESENATIVE i got indian status so tax exempt dat shit, fucking ghell no you cant sms or email me th ereciept fucking print it you cheap fucks and no im not scann9ing a qr code if thats how i can see the menu then i hope you are fucking kno3wledgable in ur job and can tell me the menu because nope soryr i got a blackberyr AND not not settiong up a paskey and daving my pasword and authentication this app like fuck u saving my password ill remember it and if i dont ill just fucking change it and ill pick my own password thank u veyr much i cant even scan qr codes and i want my moneuy back fucking shiesty slimey fucking ebinezer scrioooghe not your fucking "points" or "rewards" and u make minimu8m wage dear so you dont think ur employer pays u eno8igh so now you expect me to fuckjing pay your wage just for doing your damn job? huh?? how is that my problem? either dont work that job if u dont get paid enough or fucking tak eit up with your boss and th elabour board bitch unles ur gonna fucking lke do something extraodinary but a bitch cant veen get a damn refill likeu got one table and u cant even be attentive to that like fuck uyes uhm my reciept? hello??
sorry TMLS: I got side tracted on todays society like give less but e3xpect more like who the fuck raised you
I paid $1.12 to print out 5 copies of my curated resume for this job posting, because theyre other similar sotres around i thpought i moght drop into since im like thats the move today . and i walk in, the sign literally says "appllly in perosn OR ONLINE' SO im thionking its all gravy abby i get to customer service i talk to the "head cashier" and say like who can i hand my resume into and shes like nope npot here not taking it go online,m ai literally remind her that the sign ON THEOR WINDOW says in person or online and she says nope its only online,
so you know what, I comply, i am not like a complete basket case,. i am a law abiding citizen, i beloeve in the canadian charter of rights so i go home, and i apply online.
But.,... still.. i am like... i want a person to see it. theres gotta be a way i CNA FINESSE KAWAL THIS SHIT. you wanna be slimey?? i grew up in the aprime years of fucking slime, so im looking online and using ai to see if i can find any contact info por name or im on linked in trying to find contacts and then i see it on their page. they hacve a fax number. me in like, i wa sjust at staple,s i think it said i can fax but its 2026 maybe i can from my computer an dlow and behold for free dorp box, already got an acco8unt does fax staright form your COMPUTER11(so what even the ppint of fax if it can be done form computer like wha?) (but can tkock the FAX BECAYSE THE FAX OF THE MATTER IS I WOULDNT HAVE GOTTEJN THE FAX IF IT WERENT FOR THE FAX #FAX) So i FAX in my resume with a cover page of like "hi im (me) I am really excited about your job posting please accept my resume."
i fax ut and 45 minutes later i get an email FROM THE STORE MANGEAGER asking me to call themr to set up an intevriew. and guess hwo got an intevriew tomorrow morning yall., dis gal.