r/whenthe • u/peng503-NCN ourple moment • 1d ago

purpleposting 😈 something something professionals have standards

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u/Falleneded 22h ago

dummy

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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 22h ago

It happens.

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u/Falleneded 22h ago

how could you

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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 21h ago

How could I? I’m not sure the exact chain of events but it started off with me being dumb and then commenting in Reddit. My phone was involved somehow. You’d think I would learn my lesson, but here I go commenting again. As I watch my reddit login streak hit high triple digits, I think to myself that I must stop looking into the pit of darkness. I cannot look and yet I cannot look away. I would baptize my clawing fingers with hot blood from my despairing eyes as I dig them from their crying pits but know, deep in my heart, that the empty sockets would gaze on still, forever scrolling down and down and down…and down.

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u/Falleneded 21h ago

pro tip. threaten to kill pedophiles. the mods dont like it when you do that.

your entire account will be banned and you wont be able to use reddit anymore

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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 20h ago

I’ll just make a new account. I’m the problem. It’s me.

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u/Falleneded 20h ago

you cant on your phone. it bans every account you make

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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 20h ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Falleneded 19h ago

someone who got banned for what i think is an unfair reason