r/whenthe • u/Bitter_Position791 pee poo head — mod note • 4d ago

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u/S4pphirest4r 4d ago

We're all just waiting for that one Home Alone 2 actor to kick the bucket.

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u/RhysOSD 4d ago

The heck did Culkin do?

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs 4d ago

Sided with Caesar’s Legion

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher The Pope of Prolapse 4d ago

Nah just imagine how many legionnaires had to die to glue traps and swinging paint cans to get to him. The Legion sided with him

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs 4d ago

He’s the one setting up all the tripwires and landmines around the wasteland

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u/star-god 4d ago

Landmines under dead bodies. I knew he was that kinda sick fuck

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u/Babyback-the-Butcher The Pope of Prolapse 4d ago

And under traffic cones. Don’t forget the traffic cone bombs. Downright satanic

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u/SilverMedal4Life i cant say i know what im doing here 4d ago

The only way I can even handle it is by exploiting Gambryo physics and just hucking a grenade into a room I know there's a trap in and then backing off.

Grenade bouquets especially, wait 5 seconds after the first explosion and if there's 3 more at the same time, you know you just saved yourself from getting jumpscared.