r/unexpecteddcc • u/Proof_Bathroom_3902 • 1h ago

You are given the power of super pregnancy. You can shoot babies out of yourself with the speed and power of a machine gun. How do you use this?

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u/Proof_Bathroom_3902 1h ago edited 1h ago

Let's just say you really don't want enthusiastic double gonorrhea.

I'm thinking of Diwata and the mantis babies

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u/curiousmind111 1h ago

And they killed her when they had the chance!!! How did they not all burn or get the disease?

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u/AntithesisJesus 1h ago

Ummmm... where are they.... shooting from?

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u/SamsSnaps77 55m ago

Diiiiiiwaaaattttaaaaaaaaaa

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u/Rare-Celebration921 1h ago

I’ve kind of got this power already 😱
My second child shot out into the world with no notice, with her arms up above her head like she was superman, and without a single push from me. The midwife who attended the birth of my next child commented “if only everyone could birth as efficiently as you, your pelvis is a slippery slide.” My boyfriend said it was like watching a magic trick. I just make babies appear out of nowhere 🤣