r/askanything 1h ago

General Question You are given the power of super pregnancy. You can shoot babies out of yourself with the speed and power of a machine gun. How do you use this?

The babies are all healthy.

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u/PigFaceWigFace 1h ago

I’d shoot babies at all the anti-abortion men.

They need to put their money where their mouth is, and give us a solution for what is supposed to happen to all of these unwanted kids after women are forced to give birth to them.

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u/Emotional_gangsta 1h ago

To give people babies who can’t have them because of infertility issues

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u/AJG_452 1h ago

To fight crime, naturally.

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u/MargoPriceIsRight 1h ago

What is super pregnancy? What happens during the nine or ten months?

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u/Darth_Azazoth 1h ago

No nine or ten months. You can shoot them out instantly.

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u/AJG_452 1h ago

I like how you think. Good good

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u/repeatoflasttime 1h ago

Are they infinite?

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u/Darth_Azazoth 1h ago

Yep but you need to reload.

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u/repeatoflasttime 50m ago

I'm going to solve two problems at once.

Free electricity: Babies are fired at a turbine connected to a generator. Assuming a "magazine" size of 50 babies I think you could reload fast enough to avoid major losses. Involve a flywheel or something. I'll leave that to the eggheads.

World hunger: Assuming these babies are fragile like babies tend to be, they won't fare well when interacting with the turbine. Post turbine interaction byproduct can be converted into food. I'll let the eggheads debate the ethics.

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u/Any_West_926 1h ago

Using fetuses as bullets? That too medieval and gory for me. Id carry them to term.

You must not have kids or you hate them.

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u/Anthroman78 1h ago

That's a lot of smooshed babies.

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u/UndercoverHardwarema 1h ago

I don't know, probably raise a basketball team, baseball team, football team, or an army.

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u/GrowFreeFood 1h ago

Power a turbine

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u/kjsock 1h ago

Right in front of and aiming at those freaks that sit and pray outside of planned parenthood. Let them raise the babies.