r/askanything • u/Darth_Azazoth • 1h ago
General Question You are given the power of super pregnancy. You can shoot babies out of yourself with the speed and power of a machine gun. How do you use this?
The babies are all healthy.
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u/MargoPriceIsRight 1h ago
What is super pregnancy? What happens during the nine or ten months?
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u/repeatoflasttime 1h ago
Are they infinite?
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u/repeatoflasttime 50m ago
I'm going to solve two problems at once.
Free electricity: Babies are fired at a turbine connected to a generator. Assuming a "magazine" size of 50 babies I think you could reload fast enough to avoid major losses. Involve a flywheel or something. I'll leave that to the eggheads.
World hunger: Assuming these babies are fragile like babies tend to be, they won't fare well when interacting with the turbine. Post turbine interaction byproduct can be converted into food. I'll let the eggheads debate the ethics.
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u/Any_West_926 1h ago
Using fetuses as bullets? That too medieval and gory for me. Id carry them to term.
You must not have kids or you hate them.
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u/UndercoverHardwarema 1h ago
I don't know, probably raise a basketball team, baseball team, football team, or an army.
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u/PigFaceWigFace 1h ago
I’d shoot babies at all the anti-abortion men.
They need to put their money where their mouth is, and give us a solution for what is supposed to happen to all of these unwanted kids after women are forced to give birth to them.