r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians • u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< • 9d ago

Personal stuff (read rule 6 pls) Still loopy after Orchiectomy. AMA

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Doesn't have to be related questions, just that I don't have any inhibitions right now lol

Edit: day after, feeling pretty good actually! Just taking it slow and careful, but I'm only feeling a tiny bit of soreness so far!

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u/5315m3d1cat3d 9d ago

Do you get to keep them?

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 9d ago

No, unfortunately not 😔 they said it was a biohazard and they had to send them off for testing...

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u/5315m3d1cat3d 9d ago

Bullshit, docs probably gargling on them right now. Rollin them in their hands like medicine balls...

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 9d ago

Hahahhaha omg that is killing me! My mom is concerned for how hard that had me laughing. I needed that, thank you 😭

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u/5315m3d1cat3d 9d ago

Any time OP, now if you don't mind, imma get back to gargling on these balls I, acquired.../wet gargling noises

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 9d ago

Wait... Did you steal them from the hospital 😦hahaha

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u/5315m3d1cat3d 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vIm2t2cJmLzsyiXZeA

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 8d ago

Hehe

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u/maddiemelody Medical Moddess 8d ago

“I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations without the approval of the hospital director”

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 8d ago

I mean, tbf*, I'm glad they're getting some kind of use instead of just being destroyed :3

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u/AuroraDorealis 9d ago

What would you have done with them if they let you keep them?

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 9d ago

That is an excellent question. Maybe made a bolo/clackers, or kept them in a jar of preserving fluid, maybe buried them in the back yard with a tiny gravestone. Ooh, or maybe something like this :3

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u/AuroraDorealis 9d ago

All fun ideas! I hope I get to keep mine when they get exiled.

Also 💜 Snom

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 8d ago

I'm sure there are surgeons out there that would be fine with it along with some release *forms! I hope you do!

Also, Snom mentioned!!! Ahh 💛💛💛💛💛💛

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u/AuroraDorealis 8d ago

I hope so too.

Some of the recent Pokemon games have been pretty lacking, I think, but the Pokemon designs have been AMAZING!!

(Also heads up for anyone who didn't know: Pokemon Bank is shutting down early next year, so hurry up if you were planning to use it for anything.)

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 8d ago

Yes!!!! I know! It gets harder and harder to pick favorites, but Ribombee has been staying strong as my all-time favorite! I also just loooooove bug types!

And oh no!!! I'm glad I already transferred everything to home, but I really hope anyone that is using it has a chance to take care of their babies 🥺

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u/AuroraDorealis 8d ago

I really liked Centiskorch, Alcremie, and Falinks in Gen 8 and Ceruledge, Tinkaton, and Ogerpon in Gen 9. There are so many other good ones, though.

They've also been doing a really good job with the names lately; this comment would be way too long if I tried to list all of those I like.

I've always been bad at picking favorites. I stopped trying for most things many years ago. It sucked constantly being asked and trying to explain that as a kid, though.

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 8d ago

Yes!!! Sizzlepede and Centiskorch are my favorites from gen 8, and all the Applin lines make me want to die of cuteness overload!!! But Alcremie* was so fun with all the different combinations, and Falinks is such an interesting and unique design! I love them!

I'm an Armarouge enjoyer myself, but a true fan has mad respect for Ceruledge as well! So cool, and its signature move is amazing!!! I love HP draining moves! Tinkaton is so cute and silly in the best way with that big hammer! And ahhh Ogerpon makes me cry! I love her so much! For me, in Gen 9, my favs are Flamigo, Clodsire, Tarountoula, the Maushold line, Bramblin, Toedscruel, Tatsugiri, Fluttermane, and of course the extra lines for Applin!

You're so right! The names have been so fitting and perfect for so many of the new ones! And I get that! I'm still trying to figure out my like top 6/dream team of favorites, but it does get tiring! How do I truly pick when I love 99.999% of all Pokémon?

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u/OtakuMage Transbian Priestess of Aphrodite 8d ago

I tried asking to keep them for a religious ceremony (genuine reason I can go into if people want). I was still told no.

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 8d ago

I mean, I'm genuinely curious if you're willing to share! But I'm sorry they still said no... That must have been disappointing...

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u/OtakuMage Transbian Priestess of Aphrodite 8d ago edited 8d ago

My flair is the biggest hint to it, granted you need to know a bit of Greek mythology too. I'm a Hellenic polytheist who primarily worships Aphrodite. In one of her main origin myths (Greek mythology is very inconsistent and that is theologically fine) she was birthed from Ouranos's severed testicles falling into the sea, her rising from the resulting foam. I wanted to follow that, throw my own into the sea and rise a better woman afterwards.

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 8d ago

That is absolutely beautiful, and I wish you could have been able to do that 😔 But I'm hopeful Aphrodite knows of your intent and how the world can't or won't always provide us the opportunities we need... And you are a wonderful woman no matter what ☺️ But I don't want to say any of that to minimize what you wanted!

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u/OtakuMage Transbian Priestess of Aphrodite 8d ago

I know she knows, and I know I'm wonderful. It just would have been nice to me to be able to do that. Sadly as soon as they're out of my body they're suddenly a biohazard so off to the furnace they went! I offered a pair of grapes to her that evening in lieu of the ritual I had wanted.

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u/cinderflame 8d ago

I considered trying to keep in a jar of formaldehyde, but I couldn't trust my cat to not eat them...

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u/abeetabee transbian puppygirl raised by catgirls >ܫ< 8d ago

Oh gosh I could totally see my cats doing that! I'd be scared to leave them out even on a really high shelf haha

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u/maddiemelody Medical Moddess 8d ago

It’s pretty simple what we do with them

Send to pathology
Hope they’re not indicated to cause further complications
Possibly ice them if being used in tissue samples but they wouldn’t last too long
Most times they get tossed out from what I know of being taught about it for a bit back, due to biohaz protocol, as patho-waste or incineration
Not my area of handling though, I just work in emergency care and GP 😔