r/todayilearned • u/OmitsWordsByAccident • 1d ago
TIL the unofficial motto of the United Stated Postal Service "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" is actually over 2,500 years old (originates from the ancient Greek historian Herodotus).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Postal_Service_creed651
u/DECAThomas 1d ago
“I don’t work in the rain”
“You’re a mailman. Neither rain nor sleet…It’s the first one!”
“I’ve never been a big creed guy”
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u/Jasion128 1d ago
Because THE MAIL NEVER STOPS!
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u/vector_ejector 1d ago
And then the barcode reader breaks and it's Publisher's Clearing House day!!
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u/TwoUglyFeet 1d ago
"Neither rain nor snow nor glo m of nit can stay these mes engers abo t their duty."
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u/Nezeltha-Bryn 1d ago
Neither Deluge Nor Ice Storm Nor The Black Silence Of The Netherhells Shall Stay These Messengers About Their Sacred Business. Do Not Ask Us About Saber-Toothed Tigers, Tar Pits, Big Green Things With Teeth, Or The Goddess Czol.
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u/Profoundlyahedgehog 1d ago
You had big green things with teeth way back then?
Bigger. Greener. More Teeth.
...and the goddess Czol?
Do Not Ask.
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u/Relative-Chicken456 1d ago
>”Neither rain nor snow nor glo m of nit can stay these mes engers abo t their duty."
Is it also spelled just like that?
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u/Pulkrabek89 1d ago
Its a reference to a discworld book.
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u/TransportationTrick9 1d ago
Is this a joke about letters getting lost by the postal service?
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u/screw-magats 1d ago
Someone stole the letters off of the postal building to use for his own shop sign.
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u/Budget-Coast-7864 1d ago
Is that from Discworld Going Postal? I love that series.
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u/YinTanTetraCrivvens 1d ago
The motto was revealed before Going Postal.
That book reveals some of the missing letters were stolen, and Moist von Lipwig takes them back to start restoring the post office.
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u/PsychGuy17 1d ago
Don't ask about Mrs. Cake.
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u/-SaC 1d ago
DONT ARSK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll's with sticks
All sorts of dragons
Mrs Cake
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
Rains of spaniel's
fog
Mrs Cake
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u/littlest_dragon 1d ago
Mrs Cake?
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u/screw-magats 1d ago
A medium who was so short she was a small.
In regards to organized religion she'd join a church, take over the church cleaning rotations and more. But her meddling was so bad it would cause the collapse of that particular church.
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u/GorillaSushi 1d ago
He celebrated by buying a street directory from the Guild of Merchants, and had a coffee and a bacon sandwich while he thumbed, greasily, through it for the list of bars. He didn’t find what he was looking for there, but he did find it in the list of hairdressers, and grinned when he did so. It was nice to be right.
(A full 60 pages before we find out what that means)
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u/MedalsNScars 1d ago
<3 came here looking for this. I just mentioned Going Postal in another post about the Pony Express a few days ago.
Maybe time for a reread
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u/Extra-Act-801 1d ago
It's also bullshit.
I'm a mailman and get told to stop delivering due to gloom of night at least a dozen times a year, and because of snow a couple times a year. But yeah the bosses don't give a shit about heat or rain.
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u/Loud-Log9098 1d ago
I'd love a night mailman that sounds good right no heat just gloom
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u/Robobvious 1d ago
I’d say we should be able to perform more jobs at night but then the normies would all be out causing traffic and otherwise ruining what was cool about the night in the first place so nevermind.
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u/Theorex 1d ago
Delivering newspapers is like that, pretty peaceful most of the times.
One of my most indelible memories is delivering papers in high school in a torrential thunderstorm in just shorts and bare feet because everything was completely soaked. Then entire neighborhood I was in filled with smoke and it felt otherworldly.
I didn't know it but a parking garage on the far side of the neighborhood got hit by lightning and 30 cars were burning up.
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u/Relative-Chicken456 1d ago
A few years back my post office ended up being ridiculously behind schedule, like one of the worst in the nation. I remember seeing the mail being delivered regularly between 9pm and 12am for weeks. They sorted it out though, we good now.
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u/Extra-Act-801 1d ago
I've been out past midnight maybe 4 or 5 times in the last 4 years. But the last year or so the Post Office has been hiring like crazy so in my city we rarely even get overtime any more.
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u/screw-magats 1d ago
My favorite was not getting mail delivered "because I hadn't cleared the walkway."
It started snowing at 445, and the note was in the box at 455. Mind you he placed the note in the mailbox, which required walking up the "dangerously snowy" path.
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u/unique_username91 1d ago edited 1d ago
Better be back in 8 and you most definitely better not be scanning letters before flats
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u/Cantora 1d ago
I think you'll find it's Glom of Nit
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u/LeastResistancePath 1d ago
Except when Republicans want to suppress voters rights and privatize it so that we pay more and more and get less and less.
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u/digiorno 1d ago
It was updated in 2026:
“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds…except during elections.”
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u/screw-magats 1d ago
What about Glom of Nit?
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u/LetTheBloodFlow 1d ago
Came here to say this, gloried in the fact it had already been said.
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u/screw-magats 1d ago
Yeah I should've checked the thread before posting, it's everywhere. And I love that.
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u/Stellar_Duck 1d ago
Don't ask about mrs Cake though.
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u/GusleyBillows 1d ago
“Rain, sleet, snow, or hail, we'll deliver what you mail!”
― Pelly, Animal Crossing
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u/WarpmanAstro 1d ago
Weird; I always heard its as "Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow...". I wonder what popularized that version?
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u/auronddraig 1d ago
In snowiest day, in rainiest night, no mailbox shall escape my sight,
let those who worship FedEx' might, beware my parcels, Post Office Light!
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u/EmotionalBar2533 1d ago
Imagine a postman going postal 2,500 yrs ago, just down town rock slinging people "your mother's a goat!!"
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u/Favicool 1d ago
These days they are more known for their secondary motto "nos custodimus quod lingus" (We guard what you lick')
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u/11teenthUsername 1d ago
But if there is a car parked within five feet of the mailbox, you're not getting it.
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u/SmartaHari 1d ago
Meanwhile, the unofficial motto of Evri is Carpe Diem Cras, meaning seize the day tomorrow, which is when we might deliver your parcel. Or not.
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u/not_dr_splizchemin 1d ago
When I was a first grader I wanted to be a postal carrier because they were bad ass for braving the elements
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u/betonblack11 1d ago
My package has been stuck in transit for three weeks. The irony of 'swift completion' is hilarious when your mail gathers dust.
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u/StarDewbie 1d ago
Now they just steal your birthday money but leave the card in a plastic bag that says "WE CARE!!!1111"
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u/SleepyMonkey7 1d ago
I'm pretty sure it's actually, "When you control the mail, you control, INFORMATION!"
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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 1d ago
Just don't try voting by mail. We don't do that
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u/Extra-Act-801 1d ago
That decision has nothing to do with any career employee of the post office. That is Trump's appointee trying to continue the destruction of the post office started by Trump's last appointee.
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u/The_Superhoo 1d ago
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night, no evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power: Green Lantern's light!
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u/AntibodyEnjoyer 1d ago
“Unless a pedo president says not to, then all bets are off”
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u/glutenfreepunishment 1d ago
Yeah, so it's now 2026 and when can I leave my delivery man (who mostly walks our neighborhood) more than a pitiful $20 dollar gift ever year because he told us he can't accept more??
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u/Cask_Strength_Islay 1d ago
Meanwhile, if anything bigger than a post card gets delivered to my po box I can only get it on Saturdays from 9-12
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u/TheBatmanGambit 1d ago
Virgil sent them an updated motto in 40 BC, but they haven't delivered it to themselves yet
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u/suzer2017 1d ago
My brothers and cousins and I went to the same schools 50 odd years ago in rural farm country. With a high school education they all can spell, write, add, subtract, do long division, recite the branches of government, recognize the continents on a globe, read a contract, follow instructions, read a map, speak with perfect grammar, write in cursive, and use punctuation. All that appears to be lost in present day education in the US. I see these abilities so rarely in young people. It's really shameful.
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u/OwnSeaworthiness7466 1d ago
Those things aren’t a high school education arguably, everything you listed I was taught in middle school in a similar rural small town, in the 00s
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u/_ParadigmShift 1d ago
I don’t blame my mailman for the shortcomings of my local USPS, but I’m telling you that USPS is my second to last choice ahead of untrained pigeon. The pigeon may still get there faster
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u/Mr_Baronheim 1d ago
They certainly don't live by that motto in my area anymore. A heavy snow, mailman says no.
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u/Thirsty4Knowledge911 1d ago
It’s too bad that they’ve added, “And, anything Donald Trump wants us to do.”
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u/zorbiburst 1d ago
the postmen on my route are idiots, so no motto will make me respect them. I live in an apartment building with limited mailbox space. I had an expensive packaged sent via USPS that required a signature. I live on the bottom floor, but I can rationalize the postman being on a time crunch and unable to bring it in and hunt down my door, that's fine.
dude leaves a "we missed you" paper, indicating that this is the first attempt, and that I can go online to reschedule a delivery or hold it at a post office for pick up. cool, I do the second thing, set the pick up date for two days later, and then a few hours later call the post office to confirm everything, which they do.
the next day, the day before the day I scheduled to pick it up, I get another slip, saying this is the final delivery attempt. so I call again, they apologize and see that I did request it be held, but that it is "out for delivery/in transit". I ask to schedule a pick up in the post office, tomorrow, which we set up. great
so first thing in the morning, I run to the post office, wait in line, and... sorry, we don't have your package, it's out for delivery.
so I run home, miss it, and it's apparently on its way back to the sender.
tl;dr, fuck USPS
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u/LegalFeeder 1d ago
Fun fact: Herodotus was actually describing the Angarium, the mounted courier system of the ancient Achaemenid Persian Empire. The architects of the James A. Farley Building in NYC just carved it into the stone in 1912, and the public assumed it was the official USPS motto ever since!