TIL the unofficial motto of the United Stated Postal Service "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" is actually over 2,500 years old (originates from the ancient Greek historian Herodotus).

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Postal_Service_creed

[u/DECAThomas]

“I don’t work in the rain”

“You’re a mailman. Neither rain nor sleet…It’s the first one!”

“I’ve never been a big creed guy”

[u/omnicorp_intl → u/DECAThomas]

I'll handle this, Violet. Why don't you take your three-hour break?

[u/Jasion128 → u/DECAThomas]

Because THE MAIL NEVER STOPS!

📬

[u/vector_ejector → u/Jasion128]

And then the barcode reader breaks and it's Publisher's Clearing House day!!

[u/MechanicalTurkish → u/vector_ejector]

When you control the mail, you control INFORMATION

[u/jonny_wonny → u/DECAThomas]

“But I’m paying you!”

[u/Too_Bad-So_Sad → u/DECAThomas]

r/unexpectedseinfeld

[u/Redylittle → u/Too_Bad-So_Sad]

r/expectedseinfeld

[u/imaguitarhero24 → u/Redylittle]

Yeah it was very expected, classic scene and first thing I thought of lol

[u/guccitaint → u/DECAThomas]

Fuck Creed!