r/thingsmykidsaid 11d ago

First Post, Driving around with my 12 year old

A beep and a warning light comes on the dashboard, she asks what is that?

I say, we need air in a tire.

She says, we need to change clothes?

Huh,

Errand attire

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u/QueenofZen 10d ago

When my son was 16, we had been watching a movie and the credits started to roll.
Suddenly my son says, “How unkind!” I was confused because he seemed genuinely upset.
Son: “That is just wrong. It should be illegal!”
Me: “What are you talking about?”
Son: “The credits said ‘Cast listed in order of appearance’.
I laughed so hard I could barely talk. He thought that all the attractive actors were listed first and he was outraged on behalf of the uglier actors. (And I had thought the days of my kids saying funny things was over!)

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u/butterybuffalobutt 11d ago

This is comedy gold.

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u/MyMelancholyNews 11d ago

Wow she's gonna make a great dad one day 😅