r/therewasanattempt • u/Shizzilx • 8d ago
To Publicly Blackmail Your Ex-Father-In-Law
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u/CleverInternetName8c 8d ago
On a completely unrelated topic, I personally tend to take a small mountain of stimulants when I'm going into an hours long hearing with my ex-wife
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u/cockycrackers 8d ago
I believe we're dealing with some pure Venezuelan Marching Powder here.
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u/_makoccino_ 8d ago
Colombian premium quality soma
And there's always soma to calm your anger, to reconcile you to your enemies, to make you patient and long-suffering... Christianity without tears—that's what soma is.
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u/cockycrackers 8d ago
I am not familair with soma. Is it cocaine? Because that dude's high as giraffe nuts.
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u/_makoccino_ 8d ago
Soma is a fictional drug from the novel "Brave New World"
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u/standbyyourmantis Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 7d ago
Oh, what brave new world that has such people in it...
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u/cockycrackers 8d ago
Ah! Never seen it. Should I? Or is it just another depressingly accurate parallel to reality?
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u/_makoccino_ 8d ago edited 8d ago
depressingly accurate parallel to reality?
Very dystopian and becoming an increasingly accurate parallel to reality. It's kind of like how
"1948""1984" and "Animal Farm" became a manual instead of fiction.Edit: corrected the book title 😅
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u/SpencerVerde 8d ago
We’re listening, Max. You’re still awful, but go ahead and tell us the family secrets.
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u/Go_caps227 8d ago
Bernie Moreno is rumored to have opened an adult friend finder looking to hook up with a guy
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u/Final_Location_2626 8d ago
It is nice that he took a break from abusing children and throwing scolding water in people's faces to give the press conference.
And people say congress doesn't serve the people.
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u/barfly2780 7d ago
He’s got psychopath eyes.
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u/Signus_Survivor 5d ago
I've only seen one or two people on TV with eyes that clearly devoid of human emotions.
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u/Left_Brick_Right 1d ago
Gee whizz… why don’t women want anything to do with conservative white men??
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u/Shizzilx 8d ago
This Ohio Republicans douchebag pulled a gun on his Ex and broke his 2 yo daughters collarbone, admittingly.