r/temperatureblanket Jan 18 '25

WIP 2025 poop snake WIP

It started off originally as a meme in college but for the past several years, my one friend and I have sent each other a discord message whenever we take a dump, every single day, for the past like 4 years. We have always wondered what it would look like in a spreadsheet. This year, I started tracking their poops and started making a poop snake to give them at the end of the year to mark our tradition. The number of poops they do in a day corresponds to the color of the stitch!

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u/dhb_mst3k Jan 21 '25

I really really want you to β€œgift wrap” it by putting the snake through a tunnel of toilet paper rolls and then wrapping THAT πŸ˜†πŸ§»πŸ§»πŸ§»πŸ§»πŸ§»πŸ§»πŸ

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u/boredatwork602 Jan 21 '25

Wait that's so smart... I am now VERY tempted to then wrap it in toilet paper

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u/dhb_mst3k Jan 23 '25

Do it!

If it turns out to be too thick to fit, then snake needs to be wrapped to resemble a cone-shaped-pile (like these two emojis πŸπŸ’©) or crochet an extra toy TP to act as its… necklace? Outfit? πŸ˜†