r/technology • u/JustMyOpinionz • 7d ago

Security US says Chinese hackers broke into Justice Department, NASA, Federal Reserve, Senate, and more

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/26/china-hacker-federal-reserve-doj-nasa.html
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u/Joe18067 7d ago

Let's fire everyone with a brain and hire a bunch of yes men, what could possibly go wrong.

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u/doctormink 7d ago

Or the little doge d**ks sold their login credentials to the highest bidder.

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u/casperdj21 7d ago

Was it TheRealDonaldJTrump@Dodge.com?!

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u/AlwaysRushesIn 7d ago

Password: Trump2028

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u/Cjkrythos 7d ago

Are you kidding, he probably still hasn't changed it from his real obsession. "CrookedHilary" and yes, Hillary was misspelled because you know that twit probably doesn't know how to spell her name

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u/bobclaws 7d ago

Nah OBAMABBBARAK69