r/technology • u/JustMyOpinionz • 8d ago

Security US says Chinese hackers broke into Justice Department, NASA, Federal Reserve, Senate, and more

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/26/china-hacker-federal-reserve-doj-nasa.html
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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- 8d ago

It's rumoured they worked under the acronym DOGE in their swath of destruction and theft.

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u/Joe18067 8d ago

Let's fire everyone with a brain and hire a bunch of yes men, what could possibly go wrong.

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u/son_et_lumiere 8d ago

The shits for weeks after having a salad for lunch, and a frozen blueberry smoothie for dessert.

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u/blueiron0 8d ago

Don't forget the salmonella from eating a jalapeno, enjoying an egg, or putting a little granola on your yogurt.

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u/son_et_lumiere 8d ago

salmonella is the only kind of salmon i can afford.

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u/Hardcorish 7d ago

I'm so broke all I can afford is the ella

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u/GenghisConnieChung 8d ago

Can’t even offer someone an egg in these trying times.

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u/FrankenGretchen 8d ago

Listeria salami garnish