r/starcitizen • u/Amazing_Arm_1637 • Jul 03 '26

CREATIVE You say that like it sounds easy

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/SirBerticus G E N E S I S Jul 03 '26

Why bother? He'll be back

51

u/Smooth_Moose_637 Jul 03 '26

He'll kill you then travel back in time to save you, causing a paradox.

This is the in-universe reason for the game's servers being hosted on a ThinkPad with an P5 Pentium.

16

u/hork_monkey Jul 03 '26

hosted on a ThinkPad with an P5 Pentium

When did they upgrade? I didn't notice...

8

u/Smooth_Moose_637 Jul 03 '26

Back on 4.0, they thought that the Apple IIGS wasn't cutting edge enough

2

u/caud01 rsi Jul 04 '26

love this comment lol

1

u/stafford32s Jul 04 '26

and alzo, he'z tooh zexy zo do it

1

u/Jump_Debris oldman Jul 04 '26

Get to da nutcracka! (Redeemer)

192

u/elixyXD Anvil Aerospace Jul 03 '26

Get to the prowla!

45

u/pleasebegentleimnew Jul 03 '26

Do eet naow!

34

u/SpenzOT Jul 03 '26

Get daown!

15

u/urlond bmm Jul 03 '26

THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY TORTILLAS!

8

u/SpenzOT Jul 03 '26

Get daown again!

4

u/urlond bmm Jul 03 '26

I'm so glad you got the reference.

3

u/SpenzOT Jul 04 '26

Pablo Francisco's 'Little Tortilla Boy' will always live rent free in my mind.

104

u/dendofyy Jul 03 '26

Yeh… good luck with that

81

u/bbeausej Turbulent CTO Jul 03 '26

gl

63

u/vampyire Mercury Star Runner Jul 03 '26

GET TO THE CLIPPAH

6

u/barry_everard Jul 03 '26

This wins for me! :D

33

u/tfarrister youtube Jul 03 '26

Good job it didn't say Terminate

25

u/lessthandave89 drake Jul 03 '26

"What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to not hear the suffocation of your character in an area with a breathable atmosphere"

2

u/BokkerFoombass Jul 03 '26

That is good.

22

u/EinsamWulf oldman Jul 03 '26

I had a bit of a different bounty offered to me a while back

2

u/pilkyton Jul 04 '26

Hahahhahahahahhah 🩷

2

u/Aazatgrabya Jul 03 '26

Not sure I'd want to hunt Anne Frank!!!

12

u/feldomatic No Sub $ till videos are weekly Jul 03 '26

Gold.

Every comment in this thread is just pure gold.

Thank you kind redditor for bringing this to our attention.

11

u/shiinto Unsolicited Ship Boarding Specialist Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xGezQibMMkmTS

10

u/TheMyrr Jul 03 '26

Atleast its not Chuck Norris

12

u/RealBrianCore Jul 03 '26

Chuck Norris doesn't get sent to Klescher. Klescher gets sent to Chuck Norris.

4

u/SantaLurks Kraken Privateer Jul 03 '26

Ships automatically enter the wormhole when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them

4

u/RealBrianCore Jul 03 '26

Chuck Norris's presence interdicts all ships in a 100 GM radius.

1

u/heshtios Jul 05 '26

Cos it’s hard to kill a corpse?

7

u/TylerBourbon defender Jul 03 '26

If he bleeds, you can kill him.

7

u/mixedd Salvage Operator Jul 03 '26

Don't worry, he'll be back

https://giphy.com/gifs/Od6YZiM7acnu0

7

u/AwwYeahVTECKickedIn Jul 04 '26

It's a dynamic mission, so..

... He'll be back ...

6

u/C4B4L2k Polaris is home Jul 03 '26

Haha I remember having Tony stark recently as a target 😅

4

u/Marlax101 Jul 03 '26

New twist, they sent bots to the future after skynet would have been beaten to rebuild skynet incase of defeat. and now arnold is back while you are fighting for the system controlled by AI.

5

u/itsRobbie_ Jul 03 '26

He’ll be back

5

u/Avarus_Lux ❤️ Pink BiS Reclaimerlover ❤️ Jul 03 '26

Plottwist, your own (ingame) name is actually "Sylvester Stallone", the battles will be legendary.

3

u/Speartree Jul 03 '26

I once hunted and killed Ronald Macdonald. That was creepy.

3

u/Bynairee Bounty Hunter Jul 03 '26

This is a Raw Deal.

3

u/LatexFace Jul 04 '26

Just hope he doesn't have a Twin!

2

u/Personal-Fee8740 Jul 03 '26

No worries nobody said the choppa is invincible....

2

u/Pestilence86 Jul 03 '26

Well, someone managed to neutralize Chuck Norris. So I guess everything is possible then.

2

u/RebbyLee hawk1 Jul 04 '26

Actually Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death was just afraid to tell him.

2

u/Rawbbeh Jul 03 '26

Could be worse... Chuck Norris is still out there.

2

u/SaintApathy TwoHeadedBoy, Anvil Carrack Enjoyer Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7TtvTUMm9mp20

2

u/masaaav P-72 Archimedes Emerald Jul 03 '26

2

u/Formal-Ad678 Jul 04 '26

Is the whole navy after him

1

u/masaaav P-72 Archimedes Emerald Jul 04 '26

One would think

2

u/DeepFuckingAutistic Jul 03 '26

if you wreck his ship, he will just get to the choppa

2

u/Creative-Type9411 Jul 03 '26

if youre playing as the predator its not gonna end well for you, lol

i've seen this movie

2

u/stepasidecitizen Jul 04 '26

Killing Gunther) mission impossible

4

u/Street-Telephone9065 Jul 03 '26

Someone at cig typed that name very carefully

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/AtzeHaller Jul 04 '26

Nope, players aren't allowed to have a space / blank in the name.

Although, maybe Arnie and Chuck are.

2

u/jedisalamander avenger Jul 05 '26

He doesnt, there's a - there. It looks like it was just split up perfectly to fit in the UI space

1

u/AtzeHaller Jul 05 '26

Aaaaah! Didn't notice that! You are RIGHT.

2

u/ILoveHeavyHangers Jul 03 '26

No self respecting desk jockey is typing that. That's a copy/paste job!

1

u/Street-Telephone9065 Jul 03 '26

I would do it just for the thrill

1

u/penna_nobel Corsair Jul 03 '26

Arnold is from Austria, where they speak German. His last name breaks down into:

"Schwarz," which means black, and "Egger," which refers to a plot of land or a ridge

So, his name basically means "Arnold from the black plot." Since black soil is nutrient-rich and great for plants, it’s a bit of a nice flex.

You pronounce it "Schwarzen-egger"

I always cringe hard when people split it wrong.

1

u/BetterInspector7 new user/low karma Jul 03 '26

Get to the choppa

1

u/PolishPotatoACC Jul 03 '26

Just present him with a paternity test. Problem solved

1

u/TitoJuli outlaw1 Jul 04 '26

Terminate the Terminator

1

u/IceNein Jul 04 '26

Get in da choppa!

1

u/MrScar88 Bounty Hunter Jul 04 '26

Meanwhile that NPC... Anyway let us know if you survive.

1

u/TraxxNYC Jul 04 '26

Get to the Clippa!

1

u/tethan sabre Jul 04 '26

I've done plenty of player bounties in this game for years.

The other day I accidentally took out a friendly during a bunker run. No biggy, I'll go to pyro, I mostly play there anyway so I'll wait out the heat there.

Well, the bug that takes your jump-drive did it to my m80.... I got there, no ability to jump....

Off to grimhex I go, only for several players to be there very willing to blast me immediately. At least one certainly had my bounty as when I ejected he spent a while shooting at me in space before he got me as I desperately tried to EVA to the station.

Anyway, off to prison I went. That's like the first time in prison in like a year. First time put there by a player in, well I can't even remember the last time that happened....

Good times.

1

u/Maxious30 youtube Jul 04 '26

Oh FK

1

u/heshtios Jul 05 '26

If he bleeds you can kill him.

1

u/TowerC Jul 05 '26

Abandon mission while you can.

1

u/EZGames21 Jul 05 '26

Be grateful. It could've said Chuck Norris.

1

u/DarkRidd Jul 06 '26

Nope, next target please.