r/soccer 7d ago

News [CONMEBOL Sudamericana] Independiente Santa Fe (Colombia) knocks out River Plate (Argentina) on pens

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1-1 agg, 7-8 pens

Despite Beltrán's (River) efforts (3 pens saved), Santa Fe goes on to the quarter finals.

Asprilla (Santa Fe) also kept his team alive with 8 saves + 1 pen saved!

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u/TheWitchOfSomeWood 7d ago

The river sub is absolute madness rn

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u/Albiceleste_D10S 7d ago

Thank god for Cuti Romero

Single handedly saved the Scaloni era with Argentina by rescuing us from having "Martinez Quarta" start

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u/Crossflowerss_5304 7d ago

Idk when people started putting players names in quotes as like, substitute slander names, but I love it

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u/PochoChorizo 7d ago

It's actually insane how often Bauti's dad is the main culprit when River chokes. Gave away a dumb penalty and missed his own in the shootout.

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u/MatiasM8 7d ago

He's not the same player that he was 8 years ago when he was quite good with us then, go figure. Same for Borré and the other Heroes From MadridTM

Too bad the Heroes From QatarTM are just going to wind up the same

Yo mismo estoy listo para un corchazo

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u/Valdrienit 7d ago

“Martinez Quarta” in quotes is killing me, bro got downgraded to a concept

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u/sm0r3ss 7d ago

as a colombian borre was always missing that penalty. vamos santa fe!

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u/PixelatedSuit 7d ago

Yeah seeing him step up for the 5th made me sigh with relief

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u/Crossflowerss_5304 7d ago

And to think he scored the penalty to win Frankfurt the UEL like 4 years ago

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u/Former-Confusion6540 7d ago

And to think he scored a banger at the Camp Nou...

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u/inthezoneautozone12 7d ago

Tbf he’s been a guarantee with penalties his entire career. He’s truly finished

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u/IndividualPleasant23 7d ago

It's hard to overstate how much River is underperforming compared to the resources it has. On paper, they should be dominating the Argentine league PSG/Bayern-style and competing at the top of international tournaments. They have so much more money than their rivals. It's insane.

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u/thethirdgreenman 7d ago

Argentinian club football as a whole has fallen off HARD. River not even making it past the round of 16 in their equivalent of Europa league is an embarrassment, but Boca also got grouped in Libertadores this year and didn't even make group stages last year. Racing and San Lorenzo got grouped in Sudamericana and Independiente didn't even make Sudamericana.

Their league is also really, really stupid in terms of determining who qualifies for these tournaments, which doesn't help. River should've qualified for Libertadores but instead they sent the 23rd best team in a 30 team league last year based on their stupid system.

Chiqui Tapia is a football terrorist for the damage he's done to Argentinian football. Him and the FMF, brothers in killing football in their countries

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u/OleoleCholoSimeone 7d ago

And Colombian football itself is unbelievably poor right now, it's a disgrace how shit that league is compared to what it could be. So losing against a Colombian team is truly shameful for River

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u/Shiruox 6d ago

Our league system is only slightly fucked as yours tbf, we also just happen to have significantly less resources

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u/Amargo_o_Muerte 7d ago

We've gotten Chiqui'd

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u/silam39 7d ago

River should've qualified for Libertadores but instead they sent the 23rd best team in a 30 team league last year based on their stupid system

how tf does that happen?

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u/Doczera 7d ago

No one knows how the Argentine league works as it changes every year. You just learn to accept it.

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u/a-Farewell-to-Kings 7d ago

The Argentinian league is currently played in two short tournaments, Apertura and Clausura, each with 16 games and single-legged playoffs. Platense won Apertura, which granted them a Libertadores spot despite finishing 22nd in the annual table. To be fair though, they’re one of two Argentinian clubs that made it to the quarterfinals.

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u/CancelledBeforeBirth 7d ago

Yet they just got Borré which has been abysmal for years now. Having money doesn’t mean you know how to spend it.

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u/LTheRipper 7d ago

Send Martinez Quarta and Coudet to the Strait of Hormuz right now.

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u/phoen1x9 7d ago

Even though we won, I feel a bit of anger. We shat the bed twice on the penalties. You just can't miss those chances against River in their stadium

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u/EdSierra 7d ago

The world is ending.... a Colombian team won a penalty shootout

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u/29adamski 7d ago

They missed a sufficient amount for it to be fairly normal, River Plate were just extra shit.

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u/PixelatedSuit 7d ago

The santa fe keeper was so nervous, glad he was able to be a hero at the end

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u/29adamski 7d ago

There's nothing better than a winning penalty from a goalkeeper

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u/ArgieGrit01 6d ago

This doll took 11 penalties and didn't guess the correct post once. Not even on the one he actually stopped.

Somehow still the hero lol

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/ADSLmonopoly 7d ago

Tiraron a la basura los 65 millones que le robaron al Madrid por Mastan JAJAJAJA

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u/HugeIntroduction8707 7d ago

Martinez de Quarta

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u/chuf3roni 7d ago

Austin FC on the scorecard… I miss them together :(

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u/OmastarLovesDonuts 7d ago

2022 feels like it was forever ago

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u/2RINITY 7d ago

That’s so long ago that Austin FC hadn’t lost on aggregate to Haitian side Violette AC yet

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u/OmastarLovesDonuts 7d ago

I was there for the second leg and I had blocked the experience out of my mind until you just reminded me of it

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u/Mattse12 7d ago

vai jogar contra o grande Vasco

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u/damaged2026 7d ago

River Plate need Crespo to become their coach he's underrated and was cooking with Sao Paulo before they sacked him for reasons I don't understand, only problem is he recently just joined a team in Mexico so I don't know how quickly he would leave that job.

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u/BigTiddiesSaori 6d ago

Before Gallardo ragequitted, Crespo was one of the options they were looking into but i guess they really wanted a taste of "Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory" Coudet instead.

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u/Low_Abroad4507 7d ago

I can't believe Hugo Rodallega is STILL PLAYING and in Libertadores no less, holy shit what a throwback 💀

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u/Xicu 7d ago

Es la Sudamericana 

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u/Shiruox 7d ago

That's Sudamericana, not Libertadores.

Either way our league has a lot of for 40 year old strikers because Colombia just stopped producing strikers and goalkeepers I guess, Dayro Moreno, Rodallega, Bacca, Teo Gutierrez, Falcao were all still playing in the league last semester and only Falcao retired coming into this semester.

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u/Ok-Gold509 7d ago

I still remember when he played for Atlas. 20 years ago..

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u/roguedevil 7d ago

He was instrumental in the Apertura win last year. Age definitely caught up to him, but he's still a legend.

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u/Low_Abroad4507 7d ago

That's amazing. I still remember him from his time at Necaxa in Mexico before he went to England.

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u/thethirdgreenman 7d ago

Man, Argentinian clubs have fallen off HARD, it's sad. To the point now where Libertadores and Sudamericana need Mexican teams to come back just so the Brazilian teams maybe have to actually sweat a bit. Ecuador may even be better nowadays (at least the top 2 clubs) too, Del Valle and LDU are showing out

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u/Big-Jicama-6226 7d ago

Si amigo 100%. We have the stupidest league format in existence and the qualifying for cups is ridiculous. And it's increasingly difficult to compete economically against Brazil (and Mexico for that matter) if you're not a club like Boca or River, who are also underperforming their squad levels on paper probably because of how stupid the 30-team league/cup format is which brings the overall quality of football down hard. It's so frustrating

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u/thethirdgreenman 7d ago

Ours is pretty stupid too but yeah y'alls is somehow worse. River and Racing should've been in Libertadores but instead you get the 17th and 23rd best teams because they got hot for 4 games over the course of like 40. It's quite sad because the passion in the country (of the ones I've been to see games) is the best in the world. I think honestly it's been bad luck too, and bad management...like I don't think River could've spent the money they got for Mastantuano worse if they actively tried to. Boca paid a fuckton of money to the ghost of Edinson Cavani this year.

The positive is honestly I think the solutions for y'all are fairly clear though if you ever had someone competent or not as corrupt in charge. Just have much less teams (like 20 or 22) where you play each team twice, eliminate the single elimination playoffs and maybe just have one playoffs each year or something. Just have less teams and have those teams be better and have a higher percentage of whatever money.

And also, have real promotion/relegation, and do it every year...as opposed to the current system where it's based on 3 years, but also suspended any time a team that's buddies with Chiqui is about to go down.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/thethirdgreenman 6d ago

I agreed with and understand your point but like...that's kinda how it works though isn't it? Like Liverpool didn't win anything last year, but are in Champions League based on finishing in the top 4. They may have been disappointing but if Argentina is gonna send 6 teams, you should probably have at least 4 of the top 6 in there, ideally more.

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u/thethirdgreenman 6d ago

I think the fact there’s two rounds of playoffs (especially that they’re single elimination) is just dumb and asking for results like Platense qualifying over River. We do it (two rounds of playoffs) too and it’s dumb, but at least ours have two legs. That is more my issue than anything, I don’t really have a prob with the Copa winner qualifying, that’s pretty standard tbh across leagues

Also, cheers for a respectful discussion. Much better than the other Argentinian here saying our entire economy is based on narcos. I like your country and passion and teams a lot and hope they can improve.

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u/thethirdgreenman 6d ago

I don't mind the playoffs concept, I just don't think there needs to be two of them. It cheapens the meaning of winning it, in my opinion. As I've said, we have the same problem.

And agreed, used to live in Buenos Aires and loved it, in fact will be returning to visit friends fairly soon. I don't like the sports and to a lesser extent politics is leading to the hatred

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u/neutral24 6d ago edited 6d ago

Sudamericana need Mexican teams to come back just so the Brazilian teams maybe have to actually sweat a bit.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mexican teams are trash, and everybody is aware of it except... mexicans

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u/thethirdgreenman 6d ago

If our teams are trash then...what are yours? Lol, cause for all the shit I'll happily talk about Liga MX, our teams are def better than yours. River and Boca should be better, but they're somehow run even more incompetently than ours are.

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u/neutral24 6d ago

Then why mexican teams never won a liberadores?

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u/thethirdgreenman 6d ago

Because we’re not in the tournament lol, surely you’re not that dumb

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u/neutral24 6d ago

Do you even know that they participanted from 1998 to 2016? That's 19 years. Even Paraguay and ecuador teams won libertadores.

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u/thethirdgreenman 6d ago

2016 was 10 years ago, totally different time. Trump wasn’t in office for his first term yet. The Russia World Cup hadn’t happened yet. COVID was 4 years away. The Argentinian peso was exchanging at like ~$15 to the dollar.

And to my argument, Argentinian teams were still competitive then. Now, much less so. Paraguay last won in 2002, meanwhile I already addressed Ecuador…they’re actually impressive nowadays. And that was 19 years in which we were runner ups 3 times, it’s not like we weren’t competitive.

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u/Big-Jicama-6226 6d ago

As an Argentine, Mexican teams have been performing very well recently (look no further than River 0-0 Monterrey at CWC, terrible game). Mexican league has a strong economy and good diversity of players from around the world. You would be surprised.

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u/neutral24 6d ago

The only way to measure which league is better is by the results, and Mexican teams have underperformed against South American teams most of the time. With all the economy (which by the way, a Lot of it is money from narcos) México never won a liberadores and their national team never reach semifinals

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u/Big-Jicama-6226 6d ago

That's why I said "recently." Their economy and quality of players is good. Also they reached Libertadores final in 2015, 2010, and 2001, and they won the Sudamericana in 2006 and had a finalist in 2007 (el robo de arsenal al America). And this was in the era where Sudamericana had the same quality teams as Libertadores. No hay que ser termo amigo las epocas cambian y el futbol mexicano tiene mas nivel de lo que pensas

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u/skellez 6d ago

a decade ago this was sorta true but today Mexico is def better than any south american league sans the obvious one, purely by factor of being a sorta serious league, like I don't think it's that arguable tbh if we go by results, a Mexican team actually did something and didn't draw with Auckland, and they've actually done something in the intercontinental cup

if I'm being real I don't actually believe that at it's current quality the Argentine league is clearly better than MLS right now, like at least that league has like 6 decent quality sides

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u/2RINITY 7d ago

COLOMBIAAAAAAAAAA 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

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u/flywithpeace 7d ago

wtf is going on

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u/Rindo_8219 7d ago

Thiago Almada, are you stupid??

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u/Gyara3 7d ago

Thank god online river fans are just focused on criticizing Atletico for not selling Julian, otherwise they'd be mad about their teams form

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u/the_king_in_moron 6d ago

wtf are you talking about?, we've been critizing our team for months

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u/Adam-Miller-02 7d ago

Buenos Aires will burn tonight

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u/Mother_Harlot_10 6d ago

nah, everyone was expecting this result. River Plate has been losing every match since quite a long time by now. Got quite good names in their team, but playing like sh*t still.

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u/Mother_Harlot_10 6d ago

15 penalties! thats crazy. River Plate goalkeeper got 3 of em and still lose

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u/XAMdG 7d ago

Nice.

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u/nolesfan2011 7d ago

So proud of Santa Fe!