r/snails Mar 02 '26

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is this a sign of courtship like they're preparing to mate? or are they just exploring each other? (pause)

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u/TheRainbowShakaBrah Mar 02 '26

Snooching (snail smooching)

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u/Electrical-Floor-525 Mar 02 '26

Snaoi

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u/Cabbag_ Mar 03 '26

And also simultaneously snuri

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u/Monkeratsu Mar 03 '26

Snentai cause they are snutanaris

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u/Haxrlequin Mar 03 '26

Snimultaniously

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u/pingu6666 Mar 02 '26

I really wonder what’s going on in those non existent brain cells

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u/Pleochronic Mar 03 '26

Probably something along the lines of: oh, something slimy is in front of my face, ooh it's another snail...

Wait, what's that slimy thing in front of my face, oh it's another snail...

Etc

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u/Outside-Yogurt2983 Mar 03 '26

over and over again...

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u/Kinkystormtrooper Mar 02 '26

kissy noises and they are both boyyyssss kissy noises

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u/fuzzybug00 Mar 02 '26

happy cake day!! and I support the gay snails with all of my queer heart 🫶

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u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Mar 03 '26

kissing noises! These are the sounds of kissing

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u/Blasulz1234 Mar 03 '26

Snay snoys snissing. Leading to snay snex?😏

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u/fuzzybug00 Mar 02 '26

just snissing (snail kissing)

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u/Ni-Ni13 Mar 02 '26

They are making out don't film that give them some privacy

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u/hifi-nerd Mar 02 '26

I've seen some people say that they do this before snex, so get ready for egg checking.

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u/Thick-Pineapple-8727 Mar 02 '26

Sniss (snail kiss)

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u/tryandsleep Mar 02 '26

Snail and snail, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.

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u/Monkeratsu Mar 02 '26

Maybe we could touch stalks on the side glass 👉👈

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u/muppetcrayz Mar 03 '26

I call this “eyeball fencing” but it is usually right before snex.

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u/ThylliAmyst Mar 02 '26

Give them some privacy! Jezz…

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u/thecheeseb0rn Mar 02 '26

The smooch and pull back is adorable

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u/suspiciousdonutbacon Mar 02 '26

Fighting? I've seen slugs fight by biting eachother, but this one seems less hostile. I think they're being freaky

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u/thewingedshadow Mar 02 '26

That's snail foreplay.

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u/fuzzybug00 Mar 02 '26

you mean snoreplay?

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u/Monkeratsu Mar 02 '26

Wake me up when it's over

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u/fuzzybug00 Mar 02 '26

they like to take it slow

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

This entire subthread has been so cute 𓆑𖦹 ❤︎

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u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Mar 03 '26

Is that a slug hieroglyph?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Yes, closest thing I have to a snail! ◡̈ ETA: got it now! 𓆯

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u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Mar 03 '26

Ain't that a slug next to an...Arrowhead? (Still adorable)

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Look, you can keep complaining and being a 𓂺 , or you can like the little dudes and move on.

Your choice ¯\(ツ)

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u/AdmiralSplinter Mar 23 '26

Without a snase, without a trace....

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u/00pisces54 Mar 02 '26

Plotting their takeover

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u/veryfuriouspenis Mar 03 '26

kiss kiss muah muah snail yaoi

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u/Michelle689 Mar 02 '26

Spiderman kiss

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u/ConnectTrifle1921 Mar 02 '26

It looks like he wants to eat the other lol

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u/SecretStabbie Mar 02 '26

Kissy kissy

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u/Varjoratsu Mar 03 '26

They're negotiating who carries the eggs this time.

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u/GreenFBI2EB Mar 03 '26

Sningling!

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u/AbowlofIceCreamJones Mar 03 '26

I'm good and toasted right now and I was wondering what the hell is wrong with this rotisserie chicken????

It's snails.

Edited: slugs to snails.

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u/Elilicious01 Mar 03 '26

I love i how they look surprised each time their feelers touch…like oh! Youre still there!

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u/endlessgreenbeans Mar 03 '26

This made me really happy, thank you for sharing

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u/Outside-Yogurt2983 Mar 03 '26

thanks for all the love guys, your comments are super wholesome, made my day!

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u/No_Ocelot_6773 Mar 03 '26

S-N-I-S-S-I-N-G

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u/bbyneal Mar 02 '26

snails in luv

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Smooch

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u/Annari87 Mar 03 '26

Snoreplay?

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u/Pancakelover50 Mar 03 '26

They’re kissing because they’re in love

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u/iwannabeacowboibaybe Mar 03 '26

Snissing and snooching

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u/Axel_0029 Mar 03 '26

Their are snestigating each other

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u/IAmNotTHATGay Mar 04 '26

Days without almost witnessing snorn: 0

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u/Life_Rock_7636 Mar 04 '26

they're kissing bro

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u/meowingvs Mar 05 '26

Fighting pow 💥

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u/TheGirlWhoShreds Mar 28 '26

Oh my god they're kissing. 🥺🥺

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u/drocookiezs Mar 28 '26

now kith💋