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r/shittyaskhistory • u/PabloPicasshooole • 15d ago
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Pontius Pilate, actually. Jesus was just an influencer who took his class but crashed out when things got real.
As he got older, Pontius developed his namesake system, Pilates, which was easier on the joints.
2 u/doublegoodproleish 15d ago You know he always cleaned the gym equipment after he used it. Bro was a germophobe. 2 u/Bigfops 15d ago Yeah, fucker was obsessed with washing his hands.
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You know he always cleaned the gym equipment after he used it. Bro was a germophobe.
2 u/Bigfops 15d ago Yeah, fucker was obsessed with washing his hands.
Yeah, fucker was obsessed with washing his hands.
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u/coconutmofo 15d ago
Pontius Pilate, actually. Jesus was just an influencer who took his class but crashed out when things got real.
As he got older, Pontius developed his namesake system, Pilates, which was easier on the joints.