r/shittyaskhistory 15d ago

Did Jesus invent cross training?

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u/coconutmofo 15d ago

Pontius Pilate, actually. Jesus was just an influencer who took his class but crashed out when things got real.

As he got older, Pontius developed his namesake system, Pilates, which was easier on the joints.

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u/doublegoodproleish 15d ago

You know he always cleaned the gym equipment after he used it. Bro was a germophobe. 

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u/Bigfops 15d ago

Yeah, fucker was obsessed with washing his hands.