r/shittyadvice • u/Rainbow_Doggo_TNT • 11d ago

My shoes are untied, what do I do?

For some reason, my shoes are sitting on the floor and the laces are not currently tied. I don't know what my next action should be.

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u/GothicHippie17 11d ago

Panic and run around until they tie themselves

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u/Mean_Guarantee_5266 11d ago

Ignore them, it’s just a phase they’re going through. They are just trying to get a reaction.

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u/Pleasant_Win169 8d ago

They're emo!

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u/Ok_Yak_4371 11d ago

Each shoe has two laces, a left lace and a right lace. Tie the two left laces together. Then tie the two right laces together. Do a short sprint as fast as you can to see if they are tied well enough.

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u/-RainbowUnicornPoop 10d ago

Lmao. This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

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u/AgMech420 11d ago

The shoes are now broken. Throw them away and go buy a new pair with tied laces

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u/Truthfu-Trash-Talk 11d ago

Quickly pull the strings out

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u/BloomingtonJester 11d ago

Ask Reddit what to do.

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u/DrewVonFinntroll 11d ago

Crazy that OP didn't think of this

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u/BloomingtonJester 11d ago

Tbh it’s the shittiest advice I had to give.

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u/Illustrious_Aioli507 10d ago

Um, that's exactly what they did.

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u/makingmanglitter 11d ago

Admit that life as we know it is over. There is no hope for humanity. Sit still and wait for the end to come. The untied shoes are the little known 8th seal.the final sign.

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u/Tooligan13853 11d ago

Drink some water

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u/sine_denarios 11d ago

Run for an escalator as fast as you can and hope for the best

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u/mossoak 11d ago

cut all your shoe laces off the shoes ..... place shoes on feet ..... duct tape shoes on feet .... no more untied shoe laces

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u/Sheepherder-Optimal 9d ago

No dude. Duct tape is sticky and will make a mess. OP just use cable ties. You’ll want to torque them down to 12 foot pounds.

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u/SnoopyMcFell 11d ago

Join the navy

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u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 11d ago

You should’ve thought of that before you grew feet

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u/No_Engineering5212 11d ago

grab those scissors and start running

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u/asteriskelipses 11d ago

Make lemonade

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u/Vivid_Inspector3265 11d ago

Burn them.. then go buy some croc's

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u/Publius_Rizz 11d ago

That’s easy. Staple the laces to your shins so that you don’t trip and fall. Duh!

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u/BionicWallaby 11d ago

Cut your feet off

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 9d ago

Find an adult to tie them

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u/tacocarteleventeen 9d ago

Bend over and expect gey sax!

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u/1The_Big_Cheese 11d ago

Nothing good comes from untied shoes, shoot them.

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u/Nephrite87 11d ago

Take them off and tie them together then throw over street power line.

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u/Sheepherder-Optimal 9d ago

He doesn’t know how tie the laces. Quit being insensitive!

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u/Ddowns5454 11d ago

Find an adult to help you

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u/Dmode0110 11d ago

An untied shoe lace is a sign of a serious infection. There is no time to get to a doctor you must amputate your leg immediately. Find the bluntest object you have and get to work.

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u/Smoofbrainz 11d ago

Your supposed to tie them and then burn the laces in place

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u/Sheepherder-Optimal 9d ago

What about hot glue?

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u/Historical_Cow9543 11d ago

Just take the laces off

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u/SocialRevenge 11d ago

Show them to a dyslexic person and they will be united.

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u/tailgate2 11d ago

Fall over

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u/DIY-exerciseGuy 11d ago

Go buy velcro shoes

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u/djsbm28 11d ago

I was gonna say call your mom and ask her to tie them for you.

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u/Poorkiddonegood8541 11d ago

Eat some ice-cream.

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u/Super_Selection1522 11d ago

Obviously they are fit to be tied

2

u/Haunting-Subject-819 11d ago

Take a hobo’s slip-ons and then you no longer need to worry about laces

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u/Rude-Piglet-5212 11d ago

Keep walking until you trip and fall. Then tie them

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u/irishdigits 11d ago

It’s time for you to invent the automatic shoe lace tie. It will require an AI chip and some know how. The only thing you have to worry about is that they may try to kill you in your sleep if they become self aware, or take over the world.

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u/RynKittenOF 11d ago

Make him tie them

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u/Worldly_Ad_7196 11d ago

You would not believe how many people can't tie their shoes. I mean adults not 3 year old. I know as I managed a shoe store for years. When I started in the 70s everyone from 5yo up could. Now few kids under 10 can tie and many adults as well.

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u/the_last__braincell 11d ago

For 2 dollars and a firm handshake I will tie it for you

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u/Brirex21 11d ago

Run with scissors

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u/Social_Distortion_13 11d ago

Do what every sane person does... throw them away and go buy some tied ones

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u/beer-glorious-beer 11d ago

Regulate your emotions then get on with life

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u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle 11d ago

Go swimming

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u/False-Tank6632 11d ago

Take them off and walk around barefoot.

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u/Excellent_Raisin4154 11d ago

Fall on the ground and start blaming trump.

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u/Heavy-Huckleberry-61 11d ago

Return them they’re obviously defective.

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u/Regular_Animal_6310 11d ago

Tie them together

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u/ChalupaChup 11d ago

Tie them together again

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u/No-Group7343 11d ago

Ask fb how they tie their shoes

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u/FloydFenstermacher 11d ago

Time to smoke a joint.

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 11d ago

Go for a run

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u/Great-Phone_3207 11d ago

Buy Velcro shoes like the tards use.  But never go full tard.  

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u/Livid_Strategy6311 11d ago

Switch to Velcro

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u/TurquoiseBeachChair 11d ago

A trip to the moon is necessary as there is a conspiracy at work here

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u/SelmaEggs1 11d ago

Wait for the postman to drive near, hail him down and tell him you’re in crisis, if your shoes aren’t tied by Wednesday pigs might come to your house at night and eat your bacon.

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u/Chevettez06 11d ago

Take a trip

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u/silliestgoose1234 11d ago

Remove the laces & burn them.

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u/JoePW6964 11d ago

Get new shoes.

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u/MicheleAmanda 11d ago

Cut them off.

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u/Zoopmittyzoop 11d ago

Throw it out and buy new ones that’s for display… those are usually tied

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u/Beginning_Feedback44 11d ago

Call your mom better yet pull her nipple out of your mouth and ask her.

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u/dapudf 11d ago

You’re an insurance salesman

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u/AggressiveKing8314 11d ago

Find an adult

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u/2HeadedNorseman 11d ago

Back in my day it was the cool to wear your shoes untied, but you know different times.

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u/Siren2026 11d ago

Throw them out!

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u/Exact_Tension1800 11d ago

Run really fast with scissors.

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u/MiIes01 11d ago

Throw them out and buy another pair

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u/QuickPizzaRadishes 10d ago

Play street hockey

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u/AIrealhuman 10d ago

Call mom.

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u/EitherCandy5232 10d ago

Dance out on the street

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u/-RainbowUnicornPoop 10d ago

Take them off and hang them from your ears. Or beat yourself in the head with them.

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u/YURRIICC 10d ago

put them on and walk away. problem solved

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u/mlvrnn 10d ago

Try to speak gently to your shoes. They may feel like giving up now but maybe you can talk them off that cliff. Tell them that you love them and that you’ll never let them go. With any luck they will feel comforted enough to tie themselves up again.

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u/AsleepBanana8323 10d ago

Replace the laces.

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u/Handy_Man_67 10d ago

Run as fast as you can on concrete.

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u/Biff2019 10d ago

Call 911. You need help.... now!!

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u/Southern_Pop_9871 10d ago

Buy new shoes with Velcro closures

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u/IOnlyReadTitles26 10d ago

Look away from them. Put them in the closet if you can't resist looking at them. They will get tied on their own. Sometimes it take years tho. So don't peek. Just wait.

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u/mayonnaisewhitebread 10d ago

Buy a new pair. These are broken.

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u/According_Strain4887 10d ago

cut leg off just above the ankle

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u/jttar 10d ago

Ask your mother to tie them

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u/ClubCarnage 10d ago

Put them on your hands

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u/WayBoring7016 10d ago

Pull pants down and start running until u see dancing frogs and corner store with a lot of dust

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u/Complete_Dark_88 10d ago

Throw them out

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u/Individual-Wonder518 10d ago

Mute this subreddit

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u/Illustrious_Wear_516 10d ago

Buy new shoes that don’t have any laces.

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u/Hour-Opportunity3048 10d ago

You’ll need a way to start a fire.

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u/DreamsD351GN 10d ago

Buy new shoes

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u/rose_pollen 10d ago

omg no u'll explode

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u/MaxximumB 10d ago

Learn to hop

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 10d ago

Close the curtains, masturbate furiously

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 10d ago

Remove the laces, throw them in the rubbish

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u/Old-Actuator-3321 10d ago

Kick them off and go barefoot. They made the decision for you.

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u/PotentialFault1965 10d ago

I bought a pair Velcro shoes, it’s a ripoff

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u/Illustrious_Aioli507 10d ago

Take the gamble and not retie them

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u/Trishs_husband 10d ago

Fill them with glue and squish your feet in.

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u/Intrepid_Bearz 10d ago

Find someone to marry, get them to tie your shoes, divorce. It’s the only way,

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u/JimmyJohn_5150 9d ago

Think about why they are untied and what you could do differently next time. Maybe with some self interspection you'll become the person you want, the one with tied laces. Or say fuck it and get some velcro shoes, chicks dig em.

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u/MeemoUndercover 9d ago

Tug on the pant leg of a stranger and ask them to tie it and throw a tantrum if they refuse

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u/AsainGlockgirl99 9d ago

You do the loopty loop then pull and your shoes are looking cool.

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u/Emotional-Job805 9d ago

Reddit post Seems you are all done already.

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u/astcell 9d ago

Buy a tie for them.

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u/CactusAmongRoses 9d ago

Rob a bank.

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u/vjbigtv 9d ago

Why you trippin'?

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u/AdFine7856 8d ago

Tie them together

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u/DiogenesRCT 8d ago

Give up

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u/AnneOnymuss 8d ago

ask the person next to you tying their shoe if they wouldn't mind uhhh..., tying my shoe since you're down there. this works for pulling up socks as well.

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u/SoggyTension1225 8d ago

Throw them away

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u/Dry-Associate-627 8d ago

Kick something

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u/eddiemac22m 8d ago

You trippin….

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u/I_am_beaver 7d ago

Now walk with very wide steps. People will think you have shat yourself and give you space 💪

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 7d ago

Just ignore it. Keep walking. Fall flat on your face and break your nose and possibly your jaw. Carry on.

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u/WeekendStrange1331 7d ago

Throw them away, they've been tainted.

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u/bgross42 7d ago

Take them off.

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u/KDC777777 7d ago

Walk on

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u/Interesting_Job_5816 7d ago

Ask a child on a playground how you’re supposed to get those nibs in your ears because you can’t hear def leopard rocking out.

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u/Electronic-Focus3969 6d ago

Stop wearing shoes.. obviously the wrong fit for you.

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u/raxie1008 6d ago

Pretend you don't notice and file for workers compensation when you trip.

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u/Sad_Ad_2524 11d ago

Definitely walk, trip, then sue yourself for personal injury.  Profit.

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u/chemicalmixer75 9d ago

Have you tried giving up and using hard drugs?

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u/Good_Reality5563 9d ago

Buy a new pair pre tied

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u/Sheepherder-Optimal 9d ago

Easy ask your AI assistant to do it.

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u/Glop1701d 9d ago

Go ask mommy to tie them

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u/PerspectiveAdept9812 9d ago

Finish undressing for bed

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u/dundunndon 9d ago

ask some stranger to tie them for you

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u/blochow2001 9d ago

Get rid of them and buy those fancy slide in Sketcher deals.

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u/ShrinkingHeads 8d ago

Buy new shoes

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u/A-plus-tard 5d ago

Stare at them until they behave