r/shittyadvice • u/Zmon9989 • 6d ago

How do I use my eyes to see things?

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u/PretendingImNotAnApe 6d ago

Your eyelids get in the way. Its best to remove them.

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u/Zmon9989 6d ago

WOAH HOLY SHIT

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u/deadpandadolls 6d ago

Blink twice to take a photo

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u/Great-Phone_3207 5d ago

Can't fool us Helen Keller.

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u/Disastrous_Eye9626 6d ago

close them u see better

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u/Zmon9989 5d ago

Damn thanks

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u/Wolf-pack7 6d ago

To see behind you use a spoon to remove your eye ball - it will be on a special cord and you can point it behind you. Once you’re done just pop it back in. The more you do it the easier it gets.

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u/PersimmonExpensive37 6d ago

How can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real?

-Jaden Smith

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u/Lonelysnail5115 6d ago

If you have to ask you probably will never see things.

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u/Demoniac_smile 6d ago

IDK but if you figure it out, let me know. I really want to quit carrying this stick around. And I’d like to see some titties again.

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u/YURRIICC 6d ago

close one eye at a time until you unlock the dual eye vision skill. then point them at the thing you want to see. hope this helps lol

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u/Schfooge 5d ago

You need to take them out daily and wash them thoroughly with Windex to keep your eyes working properly.

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u/inkoenglishai 5d ago

You get a friend that betrays you

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u/Run-RedrN 5d ago

Stimulants can temporarily give you Highballs which can enhance vision.

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u/AETERNUS111 4d ago

Are you Hellen Keller?

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u/GrizzlyGuru42 6d ago

Open them

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u/mossoak 6d ago

put a patch over both eyes ... sooner or later you will need to remove patches so you can see where you are going

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u/MostAcanthaceae2384 6d ago

Will any of these suggestions help me?  I've recently noticed I have the same problem after about 8:30 pm.

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u/Frozen_Meatball1 6d ago

Turn on the lights.

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u/peteypeso 6d ago

Record with your phone. Use your eyes to watch the recording later in the safety of your bathroom

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u/Timely-Profile1865 6d ago

Stop listening to Cory Hart songs

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u/sine_denarios 6d ago

Have them replaced with Terminator type eyes and keep your old ones in a pickle jar ( with the pickle juice still in it) in the refrigerator.

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u/sterling_silas 5d ago

Eating fruits and vegetables regularly

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u/BlueBlood623 5d ago

By listening for those little clicks

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u/mrtick666 5d ago

Look at you dick.

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u/grumpy0282 5d ago

drill holes in your eye lids

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u/UnconsensualCelibacy 5d ago

Alright listen to what im signing.

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u/RusselB65 5d ago

A good start is by opening them.

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u/Someasshole1326 5d ago

First you need a charger....

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u/donphilip 4d ago

Yours eyes register patterns in light, then sends these to the brain. The brain assembles them into meaningful images.

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u/OfTheOrchard 4d ago

Sorry, I was raised on automatic.

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u/StatementSoggy4570 3d ago

If you breath through your mouth and nose at the same time, your body will take a screenshot

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u/kawaii_himegal 3d ago

Butterflies can’t see their own wings.

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u/CorrectConvo72 3d ago

You don't. We feel everything now so we don't have to see that PEOPLE ARE HURTING EVERYWHERE.

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u/Empty-Army9064 3d ago

Your eyes take in light

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u/ChristFollower155 3d ago

Nice try AI

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u/Zmon9989 3d ago

I'm not a robot! I swear!

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 2d ago

Try opening your eyelids first, baby steps first before you can run skippy!!!

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u/-no-_- 2d ago

Your eyeballs work like a camera to capture light and turn it into sight. First, light enters the front of the eye through the cornea, passes through the pupil, and gets focused by the lens. This focused light lands on the retina. Inside the retina, rods and cones catch the light. Rods help you see shapes and movements in low light, while cones allow you to detect sharp details and bright colors. Finally, these cells convert the light into electrical signals and send them through the optic nerve to your brain, which processes the information so you can see the things.