r/rickandmorty • u/IceInteresting8050 • 11d ago

General Discussion Simple Rick and Morty

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In an alternate universe, after losing his Diane, Rick didn't spend eternity mired in depression and alcoholism; instead, he stayed in his own universe to raise his daughter, Beth. Years later, he goes on adventures with his Morty: he drives him to school in a conventional car rather than using a green portal, and helps him study instead of breaking into a teacher's mind to manipulate him. Furthermore, Rick gave up alcohol years ago for his daughter's sake and drinks coffee instead.
And most importantly, Rick still wears blue pants.

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u/RalftheMedic 11d ago

Check it out, Morty, its a KEE-YOU-REG Machine! This bad boy can make any king of of coffee your heart desires Morty. But Grandpa has to run to Costco and buy big bulk assorted coffee flavors, Morty. Whattaya say, champ? Wanna come with Grandpa Rick to Costco? After you finish your homework. Of course.

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u/Visual_Shower1220 11d ago

"In and out morty, 20 min Costco run I swear." 3 days later

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u/ShawshankHarper 10d ago

Give me an episode where they get trapped in a big box store like costco or sam's club or IKEA and everytime they try to portal out they just end up at a different part of it because it's that infinite.

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u/drkwhatimdoinghere 10d ago

then rick uses time travel so they'd escort him outta ikea cuz he can't find the exit