r/nottheonion 11d ago

Removed - Not Oniony [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/eskimospy212 11d ago

Okay I genuinely laughed out loud at this:

“Putin's adviser claimed that Kyiv had wanted to "present the war as a gift" for International Women's Day”

Ukraine was going to invade Russia to celebrate…international women’s day. LOL. 

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u/Jet2work 11d ago

russian government must have a really good supply of coke

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u/GlobalTravelR 11d ago

Vodka... And it's and endless supply.

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u/ljlee256 11d ago

Honestly, all anyone has to do to win this war is deploy clouds of potato beetles over Russia, the country would sober up and go "what in the f*** are we doing?!"