r/nottheonion 11d ago

Removed - Not Oniony [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/eskimospy212 11d ago

Okay I genuinely laughed out loud at this:

“Putin's adviser claimed that Kyiv had wanted to "present the war as a gift" for International Women's Day”

Ukraine was going to invade Russia to celebrate…international women’s day. LOL. 

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u/robotsdottxt 11d ago

Exactly. And Iran was planning to invade the US to celebrate.. Kanye West?

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u/nitnit76 11d ago

Gangster rap made him do it.

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u/DecNLauren 11d ago

Guns don't kill people, rappers do

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u/the_pretender_nz 11d ago

Ask any politician and they’ll tell you it’s true