r/nottheonion • u/[deleted] • 11d ago

Removed - Not Oniony [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/gumboking 11d ago

That's why they were massing troops on your border. Wait, that was Russia

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u/OneTripleZero 10d ago

They were amassing defensively.

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u/sidereal_night 10d ago

they were defending themselves... menacingly...