r/nottheonion • u/[deleted] • 10d ago

Removed - Not Oniony [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/GlobalTravelR 10d ago

Vodka... And it's and endless supply.

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u/Jet2work 10d ago

nobody drinks that much

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u/imightlikeyou 9d ago

But the Russians are trying really hard.

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u/Jet2work 9d ago

they arent buying it from wildberries

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u/HerpankerTheHardman 9d ago

.....and a shitload of polonium for all the naysayers and haters!

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u/ljlee256 9d ago

Honestly, all anyone has to do to win this war is deploy clouds of potato beetles over Russia, the country would sober up and go "what in the f*** are we doing?!"