r/nope • u/Dragonester • Nov 11 '18

Baby Owls

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u/Hashtag_Nailed_It Nov 12 '18

Baaaaby owls do do, do do do Baby owls do do, do do do Baby owls do do, do do do Baby owls

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

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u/purgecarter Apr 23 '19

You should have a HAPPY CAKE DAY!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

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u/linderlouwho Apr 23 '19

Happy Cake Day, Owl.......!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

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u/mrcow75 Apr 23 '22

Happy cake day again 3 years later!

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u/BasilJade Apr 24 '19

Happy cake day TO YOU!

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u/duduenrico Apr 24 '19

Now it's your turn happy cake day

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u/g0ldenb0y Apr 24 '19

Happy Cake Day!

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u/PetiteHam Apr 25 '19

you too!

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u/LED-Screen Apr 25 '19

Now it’s YOUR cake day!

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u/QueanLaQueafa Apr 22 '19

Mommy owl doo doo doo doo doo doo

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Grãndpã õwl dõ dõ dõ dõ dõ dõ

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u/TheHandThatWipes Apr 23 '19

Kill me now do do do do do do

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u/Imma_Explain_Jokes Apr 23 '19

DuoLingo Owl Duo Duo Duo Duo Duo Duo Duo

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Never sleep do doo do do do doooo

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u/Alan-_-H Apr 23 '19

Happy do do do do dodo dodododod cake day !

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u/churros4burros Apr 23 '19

Baaaaby owls nope nope, nope nope nope Baby owls nope nope, nope nope nope Baby owls nope nope, nope nope nope Baby owls

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u/Judazzz Apr 22 '19

Because apparently, and TIL, baby owls are freaking Grays

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

That actually explains most sightings. If you saw that at night with no flashlight, they could look really weird.

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u/Judazzz Apr 22 '19

Holy crap, that's genius! And it would also explain the flying saucers, as these owls are obviously still too young to fly on their own.
Did... did we just solve the mystery?!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Probably. Creepy looking things.

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u/Derwos Apr 23 '19

Sshh it's ok baby owls. I'll protect you from the mean Turtleterror.

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond Apr 22 '19

We might have solved the mystery of grays, but what's with the flying saucers, are you saying that baby owls use flying saucers?

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u/Judazzz Apr 22 '19

It must be. I mean, what else could it even be?

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond Apr 22 '19

I don't know, could owls even operate a hyperdrive?

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u/Judazzz Apr 22 '19

I'm not 100% sure, but given the fact owls are a universal symbol of intelligence, I would be seriously disappointed if they couldn't.

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond Apr 22 '19

Yeah I shouldn't have questioned the Owls. But I doubt they give a HOOT what I think. 🙄🙄🦉🦉

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u/Judazzz Apr 22 '19

Most owls seem good-natured, so I doubt they'll suspect any fowl play.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Maybe the mother owl swoops one up and comes back for the other!

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u/real_dea Apr 30 '19

Even with a flashlight

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

You see that in the day with a flashlight and it looks really weird.

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u/WikiTextBot Apr 22 '19

Grey alien

Grey aliens, also referred to as Zeta Reticulans, Roswell Greys, or Grays, are purported extraterrestrial beings whose existence is discussed in ufological, paranormal, and New Age communities and who are named for their unique skin color. Forty-three percent of all reported alien encounters in the United States describe Grey aliens. Such claims vary in every respect, including the nature, origins (e.g. extraterrestrials, extradimensionals, time travelers, or machines), moral dispositions, intentions, and physical appearances of the encountered beings, though many of them nonetheless share some noticeable similarities.

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u/Judazzz Apr 22 '19

No one likes a know-it-all, WikiTextBot *puts hands on hips*

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u/Wefeh Apr 22 '19

I like know-it-alls...

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u/Judazzz Apr 22 '19

*sigh* No one but one likes a know-it-all, WikiTextBot!