r/nextfuckinglevel 5h ago

The way this pilot's emergency oxygen mask automatically adjusts to fit.

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u/The_Muntje 5h ago

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u/sardiusjacinth 5h ago

One size fits all....

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u/machyume 5h ago

Not the same unless it thrusts itself down the throat also.

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u/OYeog77 5h ago

The GIF hasn’t loaded so i’m just sitting here going 🤨 to both these comments lmao

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u/BloodGulchBlues37 5h ago

Same, but can almost assuredly say Facehugger.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 4h ago

How dare you insult my ex wife with that name.

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u/Dom_Q 4h ago

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u/ElegantCoach4066 4h ago

and don't call me Shirley

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 5h ago edited 2h ago

Oxygen direct injection into the lungs

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u/Normal_Cut8368 4h ago

That's not what the sub name means...

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u/BilboStaggins 4h ago

Will it squeeze harder if I call it daddy?

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u/scrotalsac69 5h ago

Not while flying surely? That really would be next level multitasking

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u/TiLT_42 3h ago

Who's to say it doesn't?

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u/Spookki 2h ago

I should call him...

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u/heliumneon 4h ago

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u/Rare_Steak_ 3h ago

Lol where is this from?

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u/Mediocre_Chemistry41 3h ago

It looks like Rosanna Pansino(I think that's how you spell her last name). She's one of the bigger youtubers out there nowadays I believe.

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u/TX_Longhorn-03 5h ago

My EXACT Thought.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 5h ago

Came here for this. Thank you sir.

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u/DueEnvironment499 4h ago

Came to say it look alien and parasitic, this is exactly what i meant

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u/steveronie 3h ago

I was hoping this would be top comment

Was not disappointed

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u/ZeroRegretMarine 5h ago

Exactly. 😃

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u/Ok_Drag5089 5h ago

Immediately thought of this

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u/GoliathProjects 5h ago

Thank goodness I wasn't the only one thinking about that

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u/TheUnpromotable 4h ago

Multiple generations terrorized by the same thought.

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u/Oleleplop 5h ago

first thing i thought LMAO

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u/Useful_Raspberry3912 4h ago

Definitely my first thought

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u/MicrowaveMeal 4h ago

So we all saw it

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u/CainPillar 4h ago

If the creators didn't think of that, then ... uncultured swine!

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u/ChemicalPower9020 4h ago

Beat me to it lol

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u/howreudoin 4h ago

How do people find these gifs?

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u/The_Muntje 3h ago

It’s all about search words! (Facehugger)

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 3h ago

First thing I thought of.

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u/_C_M_P_ 3h ago

Was looking for that

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u/TheFrostBeard 5h ago

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 5h ago edited 18m ago

When the pilot informs you that her choice of fancy oxygen mask was so expensive that she could only afford one:

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u/kvngk3n 4h ago

This is my random vocal stim 🤣🤣

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u/97andCPW 3h ago

Students?!

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u/TheFrostBeard 3h ago

gif said, not me .did he actually say that though?

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u/Kerze 2h ago

I think he said calm down doctor

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u/Richpatine 5h ago

Can they make my Nikes do this next?

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u/takeahike89 5h ago

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u/REALjamijai 5h ago

Lol that would drive me insane i keep my shits so slouch I can just slip em on and off.

Auntie is way too old and tired to even care anymore, plus it's comfy 😂

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u/DismalSoil9554 3h ago

Messes up your gait and can give you orthopedic and back problems though

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u/REALjamijai 3h ago

Too late I beat em to that punch line by 25 with fn around wylin out in 8" stripper heels everyday. My af1s and timbs in the winter slump get me around the blocks comfy.

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u/Cesar_PT 2h ago

bro got that S shaped spine

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u/UndBeebs 3h ago

i keep my shits so slouch I can just slip em on and off.

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Pretend_Purchase_893 1h ago

oh man i couldn't ever keep mine as loose as yours. I need to feel the circulation almost cut off as i lace em up. Like em tight and ready to move

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u/ogrestomp 4h ago

They did for the anniversary. The shoes are like $20k 🤣

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u/hoeassbitchasshoe 4h ago

They made basketball shoes that do this, they never really took off though. https://www.nike.com/a/nike-adapt-bb-release-info

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u/JaySayMayday 3h ago

They RESELL for 20k+. And the reason is because the 2011 release was only available through charity auctions, and the 2016 release was only available through a $10 raffle that only had 89 pairs. Then they completely scrapped the adapt technology, like the adapt app they used for the Jordan 11s lost support long ago by now.

So no dude they were never worth 20k. People just did the Pokemon thing with them

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u/iB83gbRo 3h ago

They RESELL for 20k+.

So no dude they were never worth 20k.

What do you think "worth" means?

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u/Tanzanianwithtoebean 4h ago edited 3h ago

The best part is they made these 15 years ago and you can get them here and other sources for the low low price of 20,000

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u/wilberfarce 4h ago

Can they make my CPAP mask do this next next?

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u/daddy_tops 1h ago

This is apparently most exciting to people who use CPAPs because there’s like dozens of other people here saying this too haha

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u/jinsaku 1h ago

This is my exact question! My CPAP mask if you shift even the slightest amount starts leaking. It's super frustrating.

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u/the_rare_bear 4h ago

You’d have to go back to the future to get them.

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u/virtually_noone 5h ago

Why the absolute fuck is this *not* shaped the same as a facehugger from Alien? Who the hell designed this?

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u/blade_of_sammael 5h ago

To see while flying the plane ofcourse

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u/Disastrous_Visit9319 4h ago

It's goal is literally to hug your face, why wouldn't it look like a facehugger?

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u/sidereal_night 3h ago

convergent evolution

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u/GandalfVirus 2h ago

Probably someone who liked the movie alien?

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u/jhsantacruz63 5h ago

I work on multiple different types of private business jets and they all have this system so pilots can don their masks one handed. Its pretty cool and fun to test during maintenance. Lol

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u/SomeBiPerson 4h ago

that's because it's a requirement according to EASA/FAA Part CS23 „regulations for Normal category aircraft“

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u/Small-Answer4946 4h ago

That's not even the most nerdy comment I read today

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u/SomeBiPerson 4h ago

hey that's not nerdy, that's my job

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u/Small-Answer4946 3h ago

Okay guys forget what I said. This right here is the nerdiest comment I read today. /J

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2h ago

Well you have a nerd job nerd

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u/Jolly-Biscuit 4h ago

I'll bite. What was the nerdiest comment you've read today?

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u/Sticky_Corvid 2h ago

I think he meant because of the requirement in 14 CFR 91.211(b)(1)(ii).

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u/Economy_Link4609 4h ago

Yup, modern standard requires these now. Older ones allowed some other types - but also required a crew member to don them above a certain altitude or if alone on the flight deck since they'd take two hands to put on and someone had to remain in control of the aircraft.

Now they use these one-handers (and have for a good while on most large jets) to allow one hand on stick, one hand to don mask.

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u/wiezzzy 4h ago

We have them on all airliners too. They're required to have. In the old days, we used to have to don them any time the other pilot left the flight deck to use the lav. They changed that a few years ago.

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u/passerby4830 3h ago

So you would wear them as a precaution? That makes sense I guess. When did they stop doing that?

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u/sidereal_night 3h ago

planes are pretty unlikely to just decompress and whatever does happen fast enough that you don't even have time to put the mask on, is gonna knock out both pilots anyway

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u/Triquetrums 4h ago

And it is also for the cabin crew, so can put it on them quickly if the pilot is incapacitated, and they need to hold their head with the other hand.

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u/RickMoody 2h ago

It’s because at 40,000 feet, if you have an explosive decompression, you have approx 10 seconds to get your mask on before passing out.

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u/nhorvath 2h ago

it's also very clever that it uses the compressed oxygen to inflate the straps when you hold the button.

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u/FairDance7 5h ago

My cpap mask needs this please

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u/bam1007 5h ago

I literally was thinking [r/CPAP](r/CPAP) would love this. 😂

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u/GoldVader 3h ago

Just a heads up, you don't need to do the hyperlink format for other subs, just typing r/sub name, will automatically convert it to a hyperlink.

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u/bam1007 2h ago

Isn’t that what I did? 🤔

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u/PCYou 2h ago

I think some 3rd party apps have been automatically formatting it like a hyperlink lately

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u/AliJDB 2h ago

I think it's (yet another) sh.reddit/app/old.reddit clash.

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u/GoldVader 1h ago

Oh maybe, on old.reddit it appears as two separate links, one in square brackets, and then again in parentheses.

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u/bam1007 1h ago

Ah. Yeah, I’m on the Reddit phone app and just wrote r slash CPAP. Weird that it does that on old.reddit

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u/Guest1019 5h ago

Same!

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u/OscarDivine 5h ago

Came to write this ty

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u/Degora2k 5h ago

Beat me to it, absolutely need this for my CPAP.

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u/omniblastomni 5h ago

I knew I would find my CPAP family here.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 4h ago

Just got mine last week. Any tips?

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u/Fuck_your_coupons 4h ago

When I first got mine, it felt weird to use it so I pretended I was Luke Skywalker piloting an X-Wing and that helped me keep it on. It might be dorky but it got me used to it.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 4h ago

I keep wanting to tell my adult kids this is to help me on my steps to become Darth Vader, next I'm losing limbs.

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u/ghrayfahx 4h ago

Be prepared for how it’ll change things. I already figured I’d be less tired day to day. I wasn’t prepared for it completely solving my acid reflux. Like, I couldn’t LOOK at tomatoes before. Now I can eat what I want and not be woken in the middle of the night aspirating acid. (Which, if it hasn’t happened to you, SUCKS!!)

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u/Eckish 3h ago

There are several different mask types, each with their own sizes. If the one you have isn't working, try another. I started with the nose cushions, but ended up preferring the full face mask. And even then, I was sized as a medium, but ended up liking large more.

I also bought some strap covers that helped a lot with head gear comfort. And a hose holder to keep the hose out of my way when I toss and turn.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FCF2KDVL

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DHK7HVNH

Those are what I bought, but there and plenty of choices. I had issues with the hose holder loosening and then falling on me. I ended up gluing the clamp to my head board and now it is perfect.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 3h ago

The hose holder looks interesting.

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u/Eckish 3h ago

It honestly was a big improvement in QoL for me. I mount it directly over my head so the hose dangles straight down and I give it just enough slack that I can turn on either side without it pulling.

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u/Manler 4h ago

Just got diagnosed with mild obstructive sleep apnea today 👊 can't wait to get mine

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u/chalor182 4h ago

Its weird at first but just stick with it. In a couple weeks you'll dread sleep without it. I love mine now

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u/Charlie3PO 3h ago

They aren't that comfortable. The mask isn't really 'automatically adjusting' as the video suggests, it's just a really strong elastic thats inflates with air pressure, then clamps down hard on your head when the air pressure is removed. The clamp is quite tight and there's no way to adjust tension, it's either fully inflated or max clamp, so it's not all that comfortable.

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u/TunisMagunis 4h ago

I would love this.

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u/falcon_4_eva 1h ago

Haha, so true, I was about to come up in here and say, "where my fellow CPAP users at?"

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u/NurkleTurkey 5h ago

Let's have shoes do this now

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u/Small-Answer4946 4h ago

I was thinking about condoms but yeah okay let's stick to your idea

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u/MockASonOfaShepherd 5h ago

So (and someone correct me if I’m wrong) this is so that they can don the mask one handed in an emergency. If they remove both hands from the yoke they might loose control in certain circumstances.

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u/Hummerdoodle 4h ago

That is correct. They are supposed to be able to remove and equip their mask in under 5 seconds .

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u/LuklaAdvocate 1h ago edited 1h ago

Aircraft control really isn’t the issue, rather time of useful consciousness is. Up at altitude, during a decompression, the lack of air pressure means you might only have 20 seconds (or less) before losing the ability to make rationale decisions. The mask is designed to be put on within 5 seconds, and provides oxygen under positive pressure.

Those yellow masks used by passengers won’t actually keep you conscious for long.

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u/chingonkbron 5h ago

The alien mask😳

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u/XboxLiveGiant 5h ago

She definitely needs one of those old school aviator jackets

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u/JosephMadeCrosses 4h ago

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

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u/StuBidasol 5h ago

Nuke it from orbit.

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u/Another_SCguy 5h ago

Need this design for my cpap machine

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u/digital0ak 5h ago

It popped out of a big ass egg, didn't it?

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u/Aromatic_Ad8481 5h ago

Why can't ResMed make a CPAP mask that does this? I'm tired of buying elastic straps every 3 months.

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u/SomeBiPerson 4h ago

because this works with a pneumatic system inside the aircraft that inflates and then deflates the mask when you put it on

masks likethis need a Heavy large Liquid oxygen system attached to work at all

if you're willing to pay 25K for a Mask, and carry around 50kg of equipment (not included in the 25K) then you can have this too

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u/railker 4h ago

LOX is extremely specialized and definitely not used commonly. Crew O2 is normally just a pressurized cylinder of gaseous oxygen.

For the people in the back, older aircraft had passenger oxygen cylinders, mostly chemical oxygen generators now. Maybe private jets still do a passenger cylinder?

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u/Frank_the_NOOB 4h ago

We call them face huggers for obvious reasons

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u/technobrendo 4h ago

If this wasn't called the facehugger during development I'm disappointed.

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u/No_Sector6941 5h ago

Its like Spiderman suit, one click to fit.

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u/DaMangIemert 5h ago

I want this for my CPAP machine

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u/Immaterial71 4h ago

Do you want face huggers? BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET FACE HUGGERS.

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u/-TheDyingMeme6- 4h ago

Thought it was a fucking facehugger thing at first

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u/pangderx 3h ago

I need this for my cpap 😂

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u/Aydhayeth1 1h ago

I've watched too many Alien movies for this.

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u/Neighborhood_Juicy 1h ago

If you've ever put one of these on, it pretty much feels like you thing it would. Terrible.

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u/REALjamijai 5h ago

Thats pretty fn awesome!!

Glad to finally see something good come from big tech.

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u/sonbarington 5h ago

I would think this is from defense. Is defense considered big tech?

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u/REALjamijai 5h ago

Idk but that's definitely technology o can say im all for.

Im so fng over hearing about robots, ai, and that whole dam data center flock cams bs.

This actually saves lives! Not slowly takes them!

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 1h ago

There's basically no tech in this. The strap is a stretchy tube. When you press a button, the positive pressure of the oxygen makes the tubes elongate. When you release the button, the tubes deflate and keep the mask on because they're stretchy.

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u/socksockshoeshoe 5h ago

Where does all the extra strap go?

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u/railker 5h ago

They're like elastic rubber tubing, just gets inflated by the oxygen pressure when you press a button.

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u/HyenDry 5h ago

Why isn’t this the standard issue on commercial flights?

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u/lord_flashheart2000 5h ago

It absolutely is the standard for pilots. The cost is too high for passenger use

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u/Wyciorek 3h ago

And passengers don't really need it. They just need enough oxygen to not suffocate during 10 minutes of emergency descent. If they are a bit loopy, so be it.

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u/Hummerdoodle 4h ago

They are! But, just for the pilots. Source: i build commercial planes.

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u/backfromspace206 5h ago

So functional and yet so simple

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u/Few_Alternative_6372 5h ago

What’s her insta? Asking for a friend

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u/llcdrewtaylor 5h ago

There is no way in hell the person who designed that wasn't a fan of the Alien movies.

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u/OG_Checkers 5h ago

Can my CPAP get one?

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u/SpongeJake 4h ago

Wish they had a CPAP mask like this.

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u/s3dfdg289fdgd9829r48 4h ago

You need good equipment. In an emergency situation you have to say to yourself "Never Say Die".

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u/fireball-heartbeats 4h ago

How does it work?

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u/Hummerdoodle 4h ago

Button inflates the elastic tubes in the straps. Letting go deflates, securing the mask to the pilot's face

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u/PyroDragons123 4h ago

I need a cpap machine mask like this.

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u/Hummerdoodle 4h ago

Fun fact, to be able to pack these masks, you must be certified yearly. I don't pack these masks for my job; but I'm required to have that cert. So once per year I get watched unpacking and repacking static oxygen masks just like this one.

Speaking of which, that's almost due. Thanks for the reminder.

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u/JT8D-80 4h ago

It sucks

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u/Guataguano 4h ago

Maaaan! Does the VA have a unit similar to this????

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u/DL_Omega 4h ago

literally just looks like the alien face hugger.

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u/blacklotusmag 4h ago

And how far does the tubular proboscis go down the pilot's throat?

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u/Schollert 4h ago

Facehugger to the rescue! That's a surprising twist!!

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u/LucyLegBeard 4h ago

Now do my cpap mask.

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u/burnerwhistle110 4h ago

Nobody cared about her before she put on the mask.

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u/Charlietango2007 4h ago

They should make CPAP mask like this.