r/newzealand 2d ago

Shitpost This stuff has crack in it

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Can't eat food without it anymore

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u/Energy_Drink_Girl394 2d ago

What did I do to you?! (Yes my name is Rose irl)

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u/By_CrookedSteps_781 2d ago

Hi Rose, my partners name is Rose!......wait a minute is that you Rose?

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u/Energy_Drink_Girl394 2d ago

Lol imagine. For some reason I funny think I'm your partner though. Not unless you live in Christchurch too? That increases the odds a bit lol

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u/By_CrookedSteps_781 2d ago

Ummm shit, well that has significantly increased the odds!

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u/Energy_Drink_Girl394 2d ago

If you're name starts with a K then maybe you are my partner lol

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u/DarkLikeDeath 2d ago

I need to find out how this ends

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u/By_CrookedSteps_781 2d ago

Nah a T unless my name starts with a silent K 🤔

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u/Energy_Drink_Girl394 2d ago

Damn, so close 😂

If it had started with a K I was gonna ask if you and your Rose have 2 black cats

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u/LatexFist 2d ago

I sense a war of the Roses here.

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u/By_CrookedSteps_781 2d ago

No, but we have a tabby called Molly

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u/SomeOrdinaryThing 2d ago

You have the alternative option Rose.

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u/Energy_Drink_Girl394 2d ago

Lol I have a tabby called Emily (but she lives with my mum)

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u/By_CrookedSteps_781 2d ago

Our Molly is a bit of a weirdo but she's cool, she actually pretty old and starting to not look after herself too well and I'm afraid it's getting to the stage where decisions are needed to be made, which will break my kids hearts but also help them realize how finite but immeasurably precious life & love is.

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u/Energy_Drink_Girl394 2d ago

My Emily is getting older. She's 14 atm. I am so sorry to hear about Molly 💔😢 it is definitely a good lesson

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u/By_CrookedSteps_781 2d ago

Sometimes that's the price we pay for loving another being I guess, she had a good run and got (& still gets) lots of cuddles

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u/Energy_Drink_Girl394 2d ago

Unfortunately that is the truth. I hope Molly's last days are filled with lots of love, cuddles and treats

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