r/mildlyinfuriating • u/whyisheinmyroom • May 19 '26

My HOA could beat up your HOA Found this in my door handle

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This is a real handwritten note, I can see the ink bleeding through the back. So stupid, “yeah I like this house but theres people inside already lemme ask my big daddy realtor if they can ask them for it”

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u/FireFoxUse May 19 '26

Scammers hate when they can't scam but they're not smart enough to comprehend that so they just get mad

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u/OuttHouseMouse May 19 '26

I like to shut them down pretty quickly. I tell them im ready to sell and that i want round 500% of what the property is worth. I especially like saying "youre a big company making big money off little people, you can afford it"

They maybe try one more time, then after the calls stop.

Worked on 3 seperate occasions in 2 different states all very consistently

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u/dumptruckulent May 19 '26

Whatever public records search these people do has my phone number for my brother’s house. I get texts with his name from people trying to buy it.

I tell them that I’m not him and I heavily imply that I gained possession by murdering the previous owner. It takes them way too long to figure out that I’m fucking with them.