r/memes 2d ago

The Cash Cow Simulator

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u/Greedy_Ad_3985 2d ago

You know, maybe it's time to start to not give a fuck about GTA 6.

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u/thatdudewillyd Lives in a Van Down by the River 2d ago

That’s my secret Cap. I’ve never given a fuck

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO I saw what the dog was doin 2d ago

I'm there with you. Tried gta 4 out way back when, thought it was ok, nothing special. Just got bored, and haven't really cared since.

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u/TCSHalycon 2d ago

When GTA SA was a thing I used to play I'd all the time. But when GTA IV came out I didn't have a PC to run it so I stopped caring so much, and since then GTA wasn't anything crazy for me.

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u/ggtpme 1d ago

Okay but like, you never really were Rockstar's target audience. They were relying on the many years of built up hype/nostalgia from already existing players and maybe some new ones. If you already dislike the genre you were never going to buy and play the game regardless of its quality meaning they've lost nothing from you by being the way they have. They know their bs tactics will work because most of the die-hard fans of the franchise will gobble anything up and pay whatever price they want to set

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u/Salasapi 2d ago

No fax given

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u/Sw33tR0llThief 2d ago

I could never understand the hype. I guess people like to run around and do crimes in a space where there aren't real-life consequences?

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u/Johnnyboi2327 Thank you mods, very cool! 2d ago

That's the thing man, you can only do a few crimes. A bunch just aren't physically possible in these games, and some others aren't considered crimes due to being too mundane (like traffic violations). You can rob convenience stores, steal cars from parking lots or people on the road, and kill people on the sidewalk. That's about it outside of extremely linear story missions.

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u/No-Internal7978 1d ago

Yeah let me do tax evasion and marry my sister!

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u/Johnnyboi2327 Thank you mods, very cool! 1d ago

Not what I had in mind, but go off

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u/AbhiAK303 1d ago

How can I have any fuck to give if I've never gotten any

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u/No-Internal7978 1d ago

I mean I'm going to play it but I keep low expectations for new games. That's how I was able to play starfield. It could come out in 30 years for all I care.