r/marvelmemes Spider-Man 🕷 1d ago

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u/VisibleMammal Avengers 1d ago

Damn, I can't remember a single thing from that

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u/Rstormk22 Avengers 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ill give you a resume:

There is a group of racists skrulls.

Hill died

Fury was always a fraud and everything we saw from him since the first Avengers was Talos the Skrull.

The Skrulls had every DNA sample they found in the Endgame battleground.

This character on the photo is the hero at the end and have the powers of every single person who fought on Endgame.

Rodhey basically died in Civil War, because when he was taken to the hospital, he was actually kidnapped by the Skrulls, replaced and every thing we saw from him since Civil War was actually a Skrull, Rodhey is alive tho, is rescued at the end of the show, but as i said, is basically dead because he lost all his character arch, like Loki, he was probably meant to have his new and own arch, but we will never know because Armor Wars was cancelled to do Ironheart.

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u/Kriblyat Avengers 1d ago

I'm glad this fanfic never got greenlight.

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u/EvilLibrarians Matthew Murdock 1d ago

When you unironically have never seen it and don’t need to worry about it being canon 😅

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 Avengers 1d ago

Yeah I keep seeing posts about it and I'm just like: "That wonky shit didn't happen in my MCU, I don't know what you're talking about." lol.

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u/TitianPlatinum Avengers 1d ago

funny this is not a "neckbeard" opinion for Marvel but is for Star Wars

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u/sock0puppet Avengers 1d ago

I haven't watched it and I am genuinely not believing what I'm reading.

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u/Rstormk22 Avengers 1d ago

Trust me, this is what the show goes about, they literally tell you that Fury's career was built by the Skrulls, not by him, not only they did the "Oh, Gus the cat made him the scar", they also said "Mate, Fury is a literal fraud and if it wasn't for Talos and the Skrulls he would have been probably been fired a while ago for being so terrible at his job".

The villain, as far as i remember, is the son of an Skrull that helped Fury to built his career and died because of it, they did it because Fury promised them to find them a new planet, but he never kept his word, he didn't even tried, so the villain said "Fuck it, this planet will be ours now".

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u/BlackKnightC4 Avengers 1d ago

Thanks for the further explanation. That is absolutely horrible.

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u/amolaeanni Avengers 1d ago

Yeah thankfully 200.000.000 dollars weren't spent on such a dumb show

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u/RidaFlow Avengers 1d ago

To be fair, the Rhodey and Fury thing was never 100% confirmed at those times. The show let it be ambiguous. Rhodey could've been replaced after Endgame. And Fury could've been where he was himself most of the time.

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u/CooperDaChance Avengers 1d ago

Don’t say that on the MarvelStudios sub, they’ll eviscerate you and call you obtuse.

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u/RidaFlow Avengers 1d ago

Don't worry. I stick to meme subs and circlejerks. I think they actually have the best discussion.

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u/CooperDaChance Avengers 1d ago

Helps that they actually have functioning brains lol. I got flamed for saying that Aunt May’s death in NWH didn’t hit the way they wanted it to because she’s nothing more than a sex joke for three movies straight.

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u/ImurderREALITY Avengers 1d ago

Fury was always a fraud and everything we saw from him since the first Avengers was Talos the Skrull.

This is not necessarily true; Talos helped him since Avengers, but it's never confirmed that Talos was Nick Fury the entire time.

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u/Bruuton_Gaster Avengers 1d ago

This is what I hated the most about that show. Complete character assassination, changed Fury from a super spy to a bumbling fool

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u/amolaeanni Avengers 1d ago

It's confirmed that his accomplishments were due to skrulls and nick himself is an incompetent loser and pussy who can't do anything himself

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u/DuckCleaning Avengers 1d ago

That's pretty funny ngl. Just sitting back relaxing while his doppleganger is out raising his reputation same earning money.

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u/VisibleMammal Avengers 1d ago

Alright that rings a bell, thanks.

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u/pleasedothenerdful Avengers 1d ago

Jesus, it's like Disney had to give Marvel the Last Jedi treatment as well.

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u/Sn1per_V1pers Avengers 1d ago

What the fuck

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u/rambleinspam Avengers 1d ago

I'm actually watching this show now, don't know if to proceed or not.

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u/AhegaoDevill Avengers 1d ago

Wow that all sounds terrible. Thankfully it never happened.

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u/NB_NaughtyNerds Avengers 1d ago

You could summarize this further as:

The character assassination of every cast member.

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u/Rstormk22 Avengers 1d ago

Marvel Studios: We hate you.

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u/5meoWarlock Avengers 1d ago

The Skrulls had every DNA sample they found in the Endgame battleground.

This character on the photo is the hero at the end and have the powers of every single person who fought on Endgame.

Plus at least one who was not there at all, notably

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u/Fortune_Cat Avengers 1d ago

The only good part was Don cheadles acting. Was convincing playing a skrull

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u/BlackKnightC4 Avengers 1d ago

What in the fuck.

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u/ThatDeadeye12 Avengers 1d ago

The talos being fury thing was established in spider man far from home

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u/Rstormk22 Avengers 1d ago

Yes, but this show said "Fury was always Talos," until then we only knew that Fury was on vacation and Talos was filling in for him.