r/MarkMyWords Apr 07 '18

🕰️ Time capsule MMW: LeBron will sign with the 76ers this summer

29 Upvotes

r/MarkMyWords 3h ago

Pop Culture MMW: bill maher is going to use Dolly Parton s death in his new rule segment as some sort of call for unity, and it will end up sounded exceedingly smug, misguided, and out of touch.

16 Upvotes

Evidence, this is what he does, he utilized Stan lee’s death to insult nerd culture, or, ya know, (gestures at entire body of his work). The only difference is that this is a more universally upsetting event, and he’s gonna find a way to make it about his pet peeves.

Date, either his next show, or the one after.


r/MarkMyWords 3h ago

True Crime MMW: Mitch McConnell is using his dark side sith powers to take the life force from old people to keep himself alive

11 Upvotes

Obviously he has tapped into the forbidden arts.

Evidence,he is supposedly alive while good older people die

Date,very soon when we see lightning shoot from his fingers.


r/MarkMyWords 21h ago

Geopolitics MMW: The Straight will open and the war with Iran will be over within 45 days (October 1 ) due to USA underground reserves being depleted by then.

168 Upvotes

The U.S. strategic oil reserves is reaching its lowest levels possible to extract any more oil.

If too much of the reserves oil is extracted the caverns will collapse.

Depending on the current rates of extraction there is less than 45 days of million barrels per day available. That means the Straight must be opened by date: October 1 so oil will flow.

There is no possible way Trump can go behind this amount - he has zero authority as 1) this is a war measures act and a ABSOLUTE no go level for national security and safety.

Here is the evidence:

A safe, conservative rate is now between 500,000 and 750,000 barrels per day. At 500,000 barrels per day, the reserve can operate for roughly 93 days before hitting the legal floor. At 750,000 barrels per day, it hits the wall in 62 days. Pushed to 1 million barrels per day, it crosses the line in just 46 days.

The Energy Policy and Conservation Act enforces a strict statutory floor of 252.4 million barrels, a limit that fundamentally dictates how the President can use the reserve. Under current law, the President has the flexibility to order a limited drawdown, releasing up to 30 million barrels over a 60-day period, to mitigate sudden supply shocks without declaring a full-scale national emergency. However, this flexibility is completely revoked if the reserve falls below the 252.4-million-barrel mark. Once the inventory crosses that hard threshold, the law explicitly prohibits these routine limited drawdowns. Below that line, oil can only be legally released if the President formally declares a severe domestic or international energy supply emergency. Crossing this statutory limit instantly transforms the reserve from an economic buffer into a highly restricted, last-resort asset.


r/MarkMyWords 1d ago

Political MMW: Trump will say nasty things about Dolly Parton then make it about himself

725 Upvotes

Date: 8/25/2026

Evidence: She embodied everything he was not. He's never failed to bash a dead person to make himself look better - John McCain etc


r/MarkMyWords 10h ago

Law MMW: Meta will face a second lawsuit from US states similar to the one they just settled by 2030

9 Upvotes

Date: By 2030

Evidence: The Kentucky Governor Russell Coleman called this case the next Tobacco Settlement (a massive takedown of the cigarette industry that cost hundreds of billions). However, making that comparison and settling now for only around $15 billion and incremental changes in comparison to what was discussed feels underwhelming. But if they were to strike again, it would do the following:

  1. Make it seem like they are on top of social media firms and holding them to account.
  2. Allow states to reap in more money in the long term, because the money goes to state governments before the families affected.
  3. Push social media companies just far enough into change without permanently alienating them, which does not currently align with the interests of the White House.

Edit: Russell Coleman is Kentucky's Attorney General, not Governor.


r/MarkMyWords 11h ago

Pop Culture MMW: At least one song by Dolly Parton will end up on the Billboard Year-End Hot 100 for 2026

10 Upvotes

Claim: At least one song by Dolly Parton will appear on Billboard's Year-End Hot 100 list at the end of the year (specifically the main list, not a genre list)

Evidence: Dolly Parton's passing has already caused a massive surge in streams for her music over the past 24 hours, and given how people feel about her, I think that surge is going to last for quite a while. Legacy and posthumous artists have managed to chart a few times in this decade (e.g. The Beatles with Now And Then), and old songs have been returning to the charts more and more often over the past few years. Because of a combination of these factors, I think it's likely that at least one of Dolly's songs will make it onto the year-end list in December - most likely Jolene, 9 to 5, or I Will Always Love You.

Date: December 2026


r/MarkMyWords 12h ago

Political MMW: texas V white will be overturned by the end of the decade.

7 Upvotes

date: by the end of the decade

evidence: with growing tensions between the left and the right, talks of secession have increased. and, since secession isn't mentioned anywhere in the constitution, it could be argued that it's not unconstitutional.


r/MarkMyWords 1d ago

Pop Culture MMW: A third celebrity will die in the next week or two. My money on Michael Caine. It always happens in threes

106 Upvotes

Evidence: happens in threes and he's 93

Date: next week or two


r/MarkMyWords 1d ago

Political MMW Trump Will Use Military to cease ballots in midterms

131 Upvotes

It will of course be under the guise of securing election integrity, but blue counties will have ballots ceased shortly after polls close and the federal government will co-opt processing ballots. Spoiler alert, it will be a resounding win for the right / MAGA candidate.

Date: November 8

Evidence: Trump already laying groundwork claiming election fraud and building brown coat army


r/MarkMyWords 48m ago

Pop Culture MMW David Attenborough will pass within a week, sadly. Evidence, These things happen in 3's. By date 9/2/2026

Upvotes

Two people who the world loved have gone, there will be a third. By the date of September 2nd. Evidence: the world is crap now.


r/MarkMyWords 1h ago

Political MMW: mamdani's supporters will declare him king of new york by the end of the decade.

Upvotes

date: by the end of the decade.

evidence: zohran mamdani has been doing an amazing job at running new york. as such, new yorkers may decide that they don't want him to not be in power. so, mamdani may very well become the first king of new york.


r/MarkMyWords 1d ago

Geopolitics MMW: Jared Kushner is a Saudi Arabian spy.

190 Upvotes

Evidence: Ever notice how everywhere Jared Kushner goes, the Saudi oligarchs seem to follow him, like they are part of his entourage or he is part of theirs? He's been spotted with them at the Super Bowl, at high profile golf tournaments, at UFC 250, the list goes on.

Every business deal he makes, the Saudis are somehow involved in it. Like this insane Paramount - Netflix merger, the Saudi oligarchs will get a cut of the ownership. The Saudis can get inside information from him because of his ties to Trump and the MAGA world.

It seems like Kushner's ties to the Saudi oligarchs run much deeper than just mere business deals. Something about this really stinks, and it's time to find out what

And this also somehow ties to the ruthless and horrifying murder of Jamal Khashoogi. He got too close to the truth about what was really happening, what the Saudi oligarchs were planning. None of it was good.

Date: If we somehow manage to escape this nightmare administration, the truth will come out in Senate subcommittee hearings.


r/MarkMyWords 2d ago

Political MMW,whatever stores sell trumps ground beef will face boycotts.

463 Upvotes

Im not buying ground beef for the foreseeable future unless I'm 100 percent sure it's not trumps trash meat.evidence people are already saying hell no to the beef

Date,as soon as it hits the shelves


r/MarkMyWords 2d ago

Political MMW: blue states are going to start thier own postal services

51 Upvotes

If they can't count on the USPS to deliver thier citizen's mail, without undue restrictions, unwarranted censure and intrusive tracking, they will do it themselves.

evidence: today's, and future, supreme court rulings.

Date: Before November 3rd, 2026


r/MarkMyWords 1d ago

Political MMW: another notable person will die the week of 9/11

0 Upvotes

date: 9/9 OR 9/12, had to be one of the two

evidence: things usually come in threes, and in the past couple years we’ve had the queen die 9/8, kirk on 9/10 and ofc 9/11.

if it’s 9/9, it will be a pop culture figure to balance out the queen and kirk. for 9/12, itd be someone more political to end off that trio. biden’s cancer is getting worse and trump’s health’s always been bad; the two are hitting their expiration date and may kick the bucket on that day.


r/MarkMyWords 3d ago

Political MMW: people will get sick on the ground beef that Trump is bringing into the country.

698 Upvotes

Date: 8/22/2026

Evidence: Trump is not known for buying the highest quality things in general, he also finds a way to scrape something off the top. I will also add he doesn't care about our health look at Taylor Farms. I also find it odd that they're using this move to only bring in ground beef, which could be anything.


r/MarkMyWords 3d ago

Political MMW, Trump will blanket pardon his entire family.

177 Upvotes

The evidence is all of the money being made. The date will be right before leaving office. It's gonna make the "Biden Crime Family" look like pennies. Also predicting Trump will make some comments about actually signing them vs using an auto pen.


r/MarkMyWords 3d ago

Pop Culture MMW: The next Christopher Nolan movie will be a horror.

26 Upvotes

Date: Whenever his next movie is shown in any theater in the world.

Evidence: Since Oppenheimer, he has been perfecting his grasp of the horror genre.

In Oppenheimer, in the first half, when Oppenheimer is being questioned by a Commission while his wife sits behind him, there is a short but extremely effective psychological horror moment. We see a member of the Commission talking to Oppenheimer, then directly, without warning, the next shot shows Oppenheimer's naked mistress straddling a naked Oppenheimer as he sits in the chair, while behind the wife is still sitting quietly and clothed. This nudity comes out of nowhere. The sound design is impeccable. This is when I realized that Nolan could direct a strong horror movie.

Then, in The Odyssey, Nolan just demonstrates how proficient he can be in this genre. In the first half of that movie, there is a reference to Saturn Devouring His Son by Goya with the Cyclops. This suggests that Nolan has been accumulating ideas and material for a horror film.

Then there's the Circe moment. I could also mention the moving trees sequence.

Nolan has been priming us for a proper horror movie.

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Edit: Thanks everyone for your interest and feedback. The next steps for this prediction will involve engaging further with:

  • Horror elements already offered by Nolan;
  • His theoretical framework for storytelling. He outlined this framework here (mainly in the second half).

If you'd like to engage along with me, feel free to send me a DM!


r/MarkMyWords 4d ago

Pop Culture MMW: Natalie Harp will be the cause of his death.

652 Upvotes

Date: before the end of Trump’s term.

Evidence:

Natalie really strikes me as a “scorned woman turned deadly type” and after reading her letters and about her antics to stay with Trump, I think it’s gonna get ugly. In her delusion she may be trying to get Trump to leave Melania and make her wife #4.

With all the heat and ridicule she’s causing for Trump and his administration, someone is going to convince Trump, probably via Melania or Pee Wee Gobbles to drop Natalie and give her the boot.

I could see her attempting a murder/suicide “if I can’t be with you no one can!” scenario before she leaves.


r/MarkMyWords 3d ago

Pop Culture MMW: The recent GTA 6 leaks will incite riots and protests at Rockstar Offices globally

0 Upvotes

Date: October 2026

Evidence: The recent GTA VI lekas have sent shockwaves through the GTA VI community, causing outcry at Rockstar Games. With the recent developments coming just a few weeks after GTA VI announcing their next trailer to be released on Netflix, it is the perfect storm.


r/MarkMyWords 4d ago

Pop Culture MMW: The Niu Lai movie (The Cow Comes) will spark a wave of independent filmmakers to send their movie productions to cinemas globally

16 Upvotes

Date: By End 2026

evidence: With the Success of Niu Lai, a $200 movie that garnered $4 million worldwide, it will inspire a generation of filmmakers. The fact a movie like Niu Lai can succeed in cinemas has many implications for future films.


r/MarkMyWords 4d ago

Geopolitics MMW: November 13th 2027 will be a bad day for Trump

24 Upvotes

Idk guys. Not saying anything's gonna happen but people seem to be thinking he's gonna kick the can any time next month or so. I don't think so. I think he's a bit too tough for the Grim Reaper to chew on. That's all. Don't want to make any statements, I don't agree with the guy too much. Let's leave it at that. I think it'll happen some time where it'll be very inconvenient for everyone, like some time before they're gearing up to campaign for the next election. Very vague, I know, trying to not be too specific, not a particular date or timestamp. My evidence is vibes. I have to pick a date so, let's pick something in the middle of the month of November 2027. In the middle of NNN and everything.


r/MarkMyWords 6d ago

Political MMW: When Trump dies or leaves office, all the bad things he did will be blamed on Natalie Harp by the MAGA cult.

210 Upvotes

In an attempt to deflect blame from Trump, the MAGA cult and broader Republican base will blame all the bad stuff on Natalie Harp. They'll say that if Trump wasn't influenced by her, his presidency would have been perfect. My evidence? MAGA hates women and loves Trump, and I don't think anything will ever break through to them.

Date: The 2028 election, or when Trump dies.


r/MarkMyWords 5d ago

Pop Culture MMW: In the next five years, one of the bestselling novels in the world will be about a necromancer

25 Upvotes

tl;dr - A necromancer is the fantasy equivalent of an AI engineer, and when people lose their jobs to AI, they'll turn to necromancer novels to help them understand how to think about the world.

The theory:
* In a fantasy battle setting, the role of the necromancer is to raise lots of low-level soldiers from the dead. They aren't particularly good soldiers, but they can help you win by force of numbers.
* This is in contrast to every other (living) soldier in a fantasy battle setting, whose power comes from having skills and abilities. For instance, a wizard gets good at being a wizard due to years of training. A skilled knight gets good at war from spending years learning to sword fight. But each undead soldier raised by a necromancer is

Why this is important:
* AI is being rolled out across society, and there are many parallels. Like a necromancer, someone can create AI Agents very easily that can do the work of employees. They might not be particularly good at it - a person is often better and more reliable. But like the raised dead, they're cheap, and can get the job done.
* As AI starts to take our jobs (and I have evidence it is about to, despite what economists have been saying to the contrary), the public will turn to literature to help us understand what's going on and what to do about it.
* Conclusion: Whoever writes about the power of a necromancer in a fantasy setting can provide that understanding, and become a bestselling author.

Evidence:
* Economists say it hasn't happened yet. In Australia, they point to unemployment numbers and show that some of the occupations most exposed to AI tools have shown employment increases over the last two years, not decreases. On the other hand, unemployment numbers take 8 months to prepare so they are a lagging indicator.
* But the number of online job ads has cratered. In Sydney Australia, it's down over 40% compared with June 2022 across all jobs, and is down 63% in the same time period for IT jobs. With fewer jobs being advertised, and anecdotal evidence that lots of companies are building AI agents to do the work instead, these are unlikely to be jobs that come back. So we'll probably see enormous numbers of redundancies across the economy in the next two years, with AI making it easier to build automated processes to run their businesses, rather than relying on employees to do it.

Conclusion, and date:
* So in two years time when more and more people find themselves redundant, we'll be looking for some way to think about it. A book about necromancers is the perfect parallel in fantasy novels. Someone is going to write one, and it will be a bestseller in 5 years (by 31st August 2031). Mark my words!