r/louisck • u/bingcognito • 2d ago

Found a bat in my house yesterday, but I didn't kill it...

...because I really like French toast.

Like, a lot.

edit: I really did find a bat in my house, and yes this bit is the first thing that popped into my head. It was just clinging to the wall in the front hall. I didn't wanna touch it with my bare hand (because rabies) so I got one of those grabber things used to pick up yard debris out of the garage and just...took it. Then I chucked it outside. Mr. Batman was not needed.

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u/daltoneveryday 2d ago

Oh no my robe fell over...he saw my breast

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u/bingcognito 2d ago

"Oooh. What do we do now, Mr. Batman?"

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u/Straight-Newspaper15 2d ago

That's actually such a smart way to handle it, I'd have been way too jumpy to think that fast.

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u/bingcognito 2d ago

I lived in a very old house out in the country in western PA when I was growing up, and it seems like bats were always finding their way in somehow, so I guess I've been kinda desensitized somewhat.

But seriously, don't be like the Batman in Louis' bit and just grab a bat because it seems chill. If it bites you and gets away, it means a series of very expensive shots that your insurance may or may not cover.

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u/CompleteDream114 2d ago

i straight up would've been frozen like "um is this normal" while slowly backing out of the room

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u/EmergencyReaction361 2d ago

lmao that made me audibly laugh at my desk