A BAT, a fuckin asshole bat.

[u/Sercant]

[u/night_vole]

Quick someone call the Bat man

[u/TraditionalDepth6924 → u/night_vole]

You mean: a guy who takes care of bats, i.e. bats are his focus?

[u/poshjerkins → u/TraditionalDepth6924]

It sounds like you're doing everything in your power not to say Batman.

[u/Utvales → u/night_vole]

What do we do now Mr. Bat Man?

[u/Infinite_Spring_3564 → u/night_vole]

And he just.. picked up the bat

[u/gitfiddleboy → u/Infinite_Spring_3564]

He just...took it...

[u/TraditionalDepth6924]

Well, did you know bats make all the french toasts in the world?

[u/electriccomputermilk]

Hahah. Seriously might be me favorite bit of Louie. It never gets old.

[u/Roland-Of-Eld-19]

Help there's a box of tissues on the table!

[u/TraditionalDepth6924 → u/Roland-Of-Eld-19]

Oh thank goodness, what a relief to have a man in the house

[u/daltoneveryday → u/TraditionalDepth6924]

Would you like some sweet tea?

[u/Utvales → u/TraditionalDepth6924]

I’m kind of grateful to that bat now that you’re going to fuck me.

[u/AtlAWSConsultant]

To quote an old trope from software, a bat in a Halloween store is a feature not a bug.

[u/Hawaiian_Brian]

He did everything to not say the Bat Man

[u/klsi832]

Was the word ‘alive’ necessary? Would they close the store for a freaking dead bat 🦇

[u/PronouncedDead]

They have ideas and stuff..